Shitty Haiku (no copy paste)

[vagueslut]

Remember: 5 7 5 for syllables.

a roll in the hay
to take big horse cock all year
is the ideal life

 

[K9funfan]

I went to bathroom
To Compose shitty hiaku
Here it is right now

 

[mares4me]

Mares are paradise
The sweet taste of their pussies
Invites horny men

 

[mares4me]

Horses are sexy
Inside my head they will stay
Neighing and prancing

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

I drink brake fluid
They say I’m addicted
But I can stop

 

[mares4me]

Yes, I like pussy
But not in the way you think
The kind I like winks

 

[aruss]

there is this cricket
outside my window right now
can't sleep; it's so loud.

 

[Wasbitchpolly]

Jockey sized lesbian
she can’t carry a saddle
eats gash stood up

 

[JT Bullitt]

Then Wayne said to Garth
Hey Garth, that was a haiku
That is what Wayne said

 

[JT Bullitt]

I crack myself up.
Maybe I can crack you up.
Or maybe I can't.

 

[ShadowFox88]

Crack is bad stuff
Butts have big cracks in them
I don't like them

 

[ShoutySuitman]

Near Desolation
My heart grows ever colder
Why does fate hate me

 

[4mounting]

Creativity is...
always fleeting, escaping.
The spark has died out.