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Sex with a wild deer?

duxie ζ

duxie ζ

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Possible? I meen my town its like they are everywhere especially this time of year.
I'm wondering if like next time i am out walking and come across a deer, they never run at first and seem pretty friendly so if like I feed her and maybe she will let me take take her into woods for some fun ?
 
duxie ζ said:
Possible? I meen my town its like they are everywhere especially this time of year.
I'm wondering if like next time i am out walking and come across a deer, they never run at first and seem pretty friendly so if like I feed her and maybe she will let me take take her into woods for some fun ?
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Highly unlikely. This would probably require years of interaction or even raising a doe from a calf and even then is questionably possible. Other than that it might be dangerous due to diseases or the sheer strength of the animal.
 
Gaining that type of trust with a wild deer would take a extraordinary amount of time, personally it wouldn't be worth the risk. I say this as someone who has hand raised a deer before, a tame pet deer is much safer than a wild one.
 
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I would pay good money to see someone actually get close enough to a *wild* deer to even touch it. Even just the act of touching it would likely not work out well for you. Wild deer are SUPER skittish and *highly* reactionary. Good chance you get kicked. Deer hooves are NOT kind to frail human skin.

On a side note, reading this post title made me recall a video I saw somewhere a long while ago of 2 idiots, presumably 2 because someone had to do the filming, out in the woods attempting to do some next level shit. Specifically, hunting deer with a K-Bar or some other rambo knife, from a tree.

No secret how they got the deer close enough, as deer are primarily visual, and with enough olfactory camo and the right wind conditions getting the deer close enough is certainly possible and, in fact happens with tree stand hunters all the time.

Maybe he chose the buck because he didn't have a doe tag, or maybe it was the first deer to stumble into the area, no idea, but probably the later....

But, in the chaos that ensued as soon as the deer noticed him (hint, AS he was dropping, him touching that buck's back AT ALL was pure random luck) the idiot was extremely lucky to walk away alive. He got gored at least twice and kicked MULTIPLE times. In fact, all I really know is that said idiot was alive when the video stopped, no idea if he survived the event long term.

I do know I've never seen another attempt at such idiocy. Mankind, WITH tools, is an apex predator. Mankind without tools OR the correct tools, is just a statistic waiting to happen.
 
Dogdaddy69 said:
I would pay good money to see someone actually get close enough to a *wild* deer to even touch it. Even just the act of touching it would likely not work out well for you. Wild deer are SUPER skittish and *highly* reactionary. Good chance you get kicked. Deer hooves are NOT kind to frail human skin.

On a side note, reading this post title made me recall a video I saw somewhere a long while ago of 2 idiots, presumably 2 because someone had to do the filming, out in the woods attempting to do some next level shit. Specifically, hunting deer with a K-Bar or some other rambo knife, from a tree.

No secret how they got the deer close enough, as deer are primarily visual, and with enough olfactory camo and the right wind conditions getting the deer close enough is certainly possible and, in fact happens with tree stand hunters all the time.

Maybe he chose the buck because he didn't have a doe tag, or maybe it was the first deer to stumble into the area, no idea, but probably the later....

But, in the chaos that ensued as soon as the deer noticed him (hint, AS he was dropping, him touching that buck's back AT ALL was pure random luck) the idiot was extremely lucky to walk away alive. He got gored at least twice and kicked MULTIPLE times. In fact, all I really know is that said idiot was alive when the video stopped, no idea if he survived the event long term.

I do know I've never seen another attempt at such idiocy. Mankind, WITH tools, is an apex predator. Mankind without tools OR the correct tools, is just a statistic waiting to happen.
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It’s rare, but I’ve seen deer mount hunters before.
My cousin was one of them.
Couldn’t believe my eyes but yet again I did tell him not to keep the gold bottle in his vest. ?
 
Oh, it's entirely possible, but isn't likely. I'd put it as more likely than a meteor punching through you on your way to the store, but less likely that an lotto win.
 
People can also hunt deer with a knife, again, in the realm of the possible, it's just highly highly unlikely to work out well.

I've seen people essentially tackled by bucks, my guess is the same reason your cousin got assaulted, lol. But, the 2 times I've seen it, the deer probably realized at the last possible second that it was a human and couldn't avoid the collision altogether, the result being in both cases, the deer more or less ran them down like a hit and run. Funny as HELL, but also quite scary when you think of possible outcomes.
 
Dogdaddy69 said:
People can also hunt deer with a knife, again, in the realm of the possible, it's just highly highly unlikely to work out well.

I've seen people essentially tackled by bucks, my guess is the same reason your cousin got assaulted, lol. But, the 2 times I've seen it, the deer probably realized at the last possible second that it was a human and couldn't avoid the collision altogether, the result being in both cases, the deer more or less ran them down like a hit and run. Funny as HELL, but also quite scary when you think of possible outcomes.
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Oh I’m well aware.
It’s the same reason I tell new people not to walk up on a freshly shot deer. You don’t want to make that mistake.
But still, trying to screw a wild animal?
Sure go ahead, try a bear while your at it.
I’ll be in the tree stand with a camera
 
Bloodwolf said:
Oh I’m well aware.
It’s the same reason I tell new people not to walk up on a freshly shot deer. You don’t want to make that mistake.
But still, trying to screw a wild animal?
Sure go ahead, try a bear while your at it.
I’ll be in the tree stand with a camera
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Exactly. I personally am still amazed at the number of people who approach a shot deer from the hoof side........like, are you insane or just have a death wish?
 
Dove vs Turkey........not even a reasonable "mistake".........

Like rabbit hunter shooting a bear....... i.e. the LAST bear hunt you'd ever do........

EDIT: spelling
 
Bloodwolf said:
It’s rare, but I’ve seen deer mount hunters before.
My cousin was one of them.
Couldn’t believe my eyes but yet again I did tell him not to keep the gold bottle in his vest. ?
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Must have been a pretty stupid buck....theyre more likely to get pretty rough when they discover the fraud. Not for long, but you'll likely never do that again. As far as it goes, youd be lucky not to have to hold your guts in your hands if you can still walk out. Theyre no wise as gentle as you think.
 
saddlebum66 said:
Must have been a pretty stupid buck....theyre more likely to get pretty rough when they discover the fraud. Not for long, but you'll likely never do that again. As far as it goes, youd be lucky not to have to hold your guts in your hands if you can still walk out. Theyre no wise as gentle as you think.
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Well fresh year bucks are not the smartest and if you hunt places that deer are fed by people and spend a lot of time around them.
They tend to not mind as much.
They still walk up to me off old roads to take apples that were no good to sell
 
Would be nice to have a place where my backyard connects to a forrest ,would be friendly with all kinds of different wild animals while taking into consideration the danger they can pose of course ,hopefully after gaining trust have some bucks gangbang me ?
 
Bloodwolf said:
Well fresh year bucks are not the smartest and if you hunt places that deer are fed by people and spend a lot of time around them.
They tend to not mind as much.
They still walk up to me off old roads to take apples that were no good to sell
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Got that..and your situation is somewhat special...you really think any of the perv crowd read past 'apples' to digest the rest of that post? No more than " If you have an erection that lasts more than four hours, seek....". Bambi aint a first year buck no more.
 
Dogdaddy69 said:
People can also hunt deer with a knife, again, in the realm of the possible, it's just highly highly unlikely to work out well.

I've seen people essentially tackled by bucks, my guess is the same reason your cousin got assaulted, lol. But, the 2 times I've seen it, the deer probably realized at the last possible second that it was a human and couldn't avoid the collision altogether, the result being in both cases, the deer more or less ran them down like a hit and run. Funny as HELL, but also quite scary when you think of possible outcomes.
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Oh yes, I've seen attempted mounting of humans by horny bucks in a few different "funny animals" clips videos on YT.
 
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Dogdaddy69 said:
People can also hunt deer with a knife, again, in the realm of the possible, it's just highly highly unlikely to work out well.

I've seen people essentially tackled by bucks, my guess is the same reason your cousin got assaulted, lol. But, the 2 times I've seen it, the deer probably realized at the last possible second that it was a human and couldn't avoid the collision altogether, the result being in both cases, the deer more or less ran them down like a hit and run. Funny as HELL, but also quite scary when you think of possible outcomes.
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Yeah....hows 47 stitches in the face, neck, and chest...Howard County, Md, October, 1969?
 
What if in the situations where you get a chance to feed a buck just dip your fingers in doe urin to get him “motivated”
 
Okay, so is just me or, has no one here seen a video of male deer actually mating? There is this sort of biological fact that seems to be massively important that I don't see anyone mentioning, and that is that even a perfectly willing but inexperienced buck is going to shred any human he tries it with, no matter how gentle he is. Their shafts are mostly bone and they literally kick off and throw their whole body into it at the end. It's more of a flesh tipped lance than anything else and will most likely punch right through anything that gets in it's way.

Leave this idea to the artists and artwork community. As amusing as it is to watch hunters get owned there is no reason to do this. By the time you know a buck well enough to trust your life to him, he's not a wild buck anymore, or you have a dangerously low evaluation of your self-worth.
 
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