Barb Dwyer
Tourist
I'll start by mentioning Moving to Montana but that's well-known.
If you think Bohemian Raphsody is a piece of work, you need to hear Punky's Whips.
I'm gonna buy me a horse, just about this big,
and ride him all along the border line.
Well I might ride along the border with my tweezers gleaming in the moonlighty-night.
And then I'd get a cup of coffee, and give my foot a push.
Just me and the pygmy pony, over by the dental floss bush.
And then I might just jump back on
and ride like a cowboy into the dawn of Montana.
If you think Bohemian Raphsody is a piece of work, you need to hear Punky's Whips.