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RexIsMyFav

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Main Question: Would I get ain legal trouble for bestiality?
So I have an allergy to dog cum but with Benadryl it's tolerable. Say it were to go to far and I had to go to the ER and I told them it's dog cum would I get in legal trouble?
If so would they know it was dog cum if I didn't tell them?
If they can't tell it's dog cum what could I use as an excuse?
 
Don't do it you are going to screw yourself over for the love of everything.
They will be able to test it weather or not they will turn you in I don't know. Zoophilia/bestiality is illegal in almost every state and is frowned upon in the ones that it isn't. Just do yourself a favor stick to foreplay and buy a few animal like sex toys.
 
i think there might be some pseudo-loophole like "i just put it in, because i like cum insertion or whatever" as in via some iv fertilization equipment and not actually via canine penis. i mean, is there even a law that forbids putting animal semen into oneselves' body?

with that said and truth be told, i have no idea why'd you want to proceed with this when it can apparently easily end very badly for you. sex isn't everything, dildos are a thing if it is for you.
RexAndMe said:
I'm just wondering why I am your favorite.
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seems like you just share Rex... since you know, you are the "me" part of rexandme. unless you're a trans-canine person and i'm a fucking bigot of course.
 
nekdoneco123 said:
i think there might be some pseudo-loophole like "i just put it in, because i like cum insertion or whatever" as in via some iv fertilization equipment and not actually via canine penis. i mean, is there even a law that forbids putting animal semen into oneselves' body?

with that said and truth be told, i have no idea why'd you want to proceed with this when it can apparently easily end very badly for you. sex isn't everything, dildos are a thing if it is for you.
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There is no such law forbidding that but there are laws against animal semen collection and it may raise questions about where you got the sperm from especially if your not a licensed animal breader. So that makes you look even more suspicious.

I wonder though if you might be able to use female condoms to keep the semen from coming into contact with your vagina. You would have to be careful about the knot though and the tip cause depending on how big he is he could break through the condom and it won't do any good.
 
MypupandI69 said:
Don't do it you are going to screw yourself over for the love of everything.
They will be able to test it weather or not they will turn you in I don't know. Zoophilia/bestiality is illegal in almost every state and is frowned upon in the ones that it isn't. Just do yourself a favor stick to foreplay and buy a few animal like sex toys.
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Yeah I'll just do that. Animal like sex toys may cost a lot but they are cheaper than US hospital visits lol. Also I can still be in love with my dog! Just can't let him play y'know lol.
 
Depending on how your allergies are you possibly could give him hand jobs. Some only react if it is internal. And if it is external that can be washed off unless your allergies are severe enough to put you into shock quickly even touching it.
So no tying nor oral.
So be careful and don't get in trouble.
Also though it is unfortunate you can not do some things with him at least you get to enjoy his companionship and love.
 
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