Question about vets and oral sex/rimming. Will the vets find out?

[Coolboyman]

This is something I'm concerned with. I'm afraid to take my rabbit to my savy vet because they might find DNA around her butt. I rim my rabbit all the time and am in constant fear that the vet might discover my DNA on or in her. I really want to ensure my rabbits health. I would kill myself if my rabbit is taken away from me or I get in trouble. She is the love of my life.

Has anyone ever been afraid of this?

 

[pes]

Why would they do a DNA test from her fur? If the vet does a DNA test it will be the blood but even that is unlikely. Most of the tests will be for specific diseases.
If you want to be sure, do not cum on her for a few weeks before. But still it is practically not an issue.

 

[Knottedfortune]

I doubt a vet would take much notice of random substances on animals most of the time my dude, these are animals remember so they do whatever they want really and most of them don't care how bad you think the carcass they just rolled in smells.

Honestly you could cum right on her face then go to the vet and just say she jumped in a bin and the vet would probably think the story checks out.

 

[nekdoneco123]

why would they look for dna?

 

[Sumpup]

They aren't going to do a test unless you ask and pay for it.

 

[kïttėñ87]

Speaking from experience, we don't run DNA profiles often. When we do, its for breed typing

 

[1000extra]

I am a working veterinarian.

Will your savvy vet finds out?
TLDR; No, extremely unlikely.

1. Looking for DNA from your mouth(and identifying it came from you) take a mammoth amount of effort and expense, that in almost all cases would be not worthwhile (or even seem silly) to pursue.
2. Vet have no reason to collect samples from your bunny's butt unless they see a reason to do so, ie. unusual discharge or fluid, crusty lesions, unsual swelling, discolouration. Keep your bunny's anogenital area clean to avoid any triggering any suspicion.
3. Your vet CANNOT take any samples for diagnostics and or other analyses without your consent even if they are requesting for it. Again, you may not want to leave suspicious looking fluid(eg semen) on her coat/genitals etc to prompt a sample collection. You as the owner can still politely decline their suggestions to collect and analyse a sample.

I hope that gives you some peace of mind.