Predict Something About the Next Poster

[Ruben]

Your goal is to predict something correctly about the person who posts after you. Be a good forecaster. Try to predict the truth.
(And don't forget to say whether the previous user's prediction about you was correct.)

My prediction:
The next user to post here is a Zooville member.

 

[Kuvaszfucker111]

true

the next poster is a smoker like me.

 

[Barrry]

False, sorry.

The next poster's prediction will be correct.

 

[Bern]

Right

the next poster will be a horselover

 

[Bern]

absolutely

the next poster will be into dogs

 

[Bern]

exactly

The next poster will enjoy alcohol

 

[FoxandtheHounds]

Guilty.

The next poster will have a dog avatar.

 

[Renegadewa1]

Little fucker saw me coming.............. ?

Next poster will probably be a dick pic.

 

[Zalanthe]

Syke. Can't help you there.

But the next one definitely won't be a tourist.

 

[Steven Raccoon]

Wrong.
I foresee a dump in the next 24 hrs.

 

[Cajlatsa]

The next poster will be a Pontificator or Bush Lawyer or Soothsayer or Flim Flammer or Troll ctsy of the Dumpster Swamp

 

[bee18]

The next poster will post here

 

[Steven Raccoon]

Holy Moley! We got a soothsayer here!

My favorite poster, Cajlatsa, is posting next.

 

[Ruben]

Nope.

The next poster happened to be smaller when they were twelve years old than they are now.

 

[Animallover]

You are absolutely correct.

The next person will have made love to at least 27 different doggies.

 

[RGT]

Nope, not even one!
The next poster does not have a car!

 

[Ruben]

Woah, that's true. Impressive.

The next poster has the letter E in their username.

 

[Zebby]

?

The next to post has never enjoyed the knot.

 

[Bearstone30]

Sorry to say your wrong. Though it has been a long time.

The next poster has never been on a boat

 

[Electric Zoogaloo]

Nope, I've been on several.

Next poster is a member of a DnD group.

 

[chrispbacon]

Nope

The next poster has skin

 

[Electric Zoogaloo]

How'd you know?

Next poster doesn't know the only English word that rhymes with "orange"

 

[joydrop]

Sporange

The next poster lit a fart when they were a kid.

 

[Electric Zoogaloo]

I have never done that, and congrats on knowing about sporange.

The next poster is an avid reader.

 

[Bearstone30]

When I move most of the boxes are filled with books.

The next poster has got turned on at the zoo

 

[Animallover]

Hey I can neither confirm or deny that when standing in front of the tiger cage.

The next poster has been drunk at least once in their life

 

[HappyLV]

?? here

the next poster will be a 5 foot 2 and a half inches, female, 42 years olds, with super hairy crotch, just now able to stand after her Great Dane pounded the living daylights out of her, now just about to have pepperoni pizza, drinking an iced rum and cola drink with a straw, ABBA’s “Waterloo” is blasting and the movie Galaxy Quest is playing on the tv.

??

 

[Steven Raccoon]

Very close. I'm male and 49. The rest...umm it will pass.

Next poster doesn't know what dingleberries are.

 

[Cajlatsa]

Not in my Stable

The next poster will choose Red Wine as their social drink of choice. ?

 

[Steven Raccoon]

Nope. Just Sweet Iced Tea
Previous poster will post next because I'm thinking about her.