teutonicdragon
Citizen of Zooville
they say pineapple can improve the taste of a man's semen, Just wondering if anyone tried for dog or horse or .........
Pineapple and semen taste
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knotadeer14
Citizen of Zooville
Bloit
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
A human, weighing in at ~80kg.
Even a tiny horse is already easily 200kg. A full-grown stallion easily hits 800kg.
So you'd need liters of juice.
And, again, they taste much better than men do, in the first place.
knotadeer14
Citizen of Zooville
Easy, just feed it an entire pineapple or two a day then ?
teutonicdragon
Citizen of Zooville
the reason I ask is I have chatted a few to find horse and sometimes dog too strong
Bloit
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
No idea why I didn't mention this before, but that'd be WAY too much sugar for the horse.
You'd be guaranteed problems with their hooves, they'd get too fat, and develop joint issues.
Then maybe just... Don't swallow.
Fuck, let'm fill your ass/pussy. Let the horse cum all over you. Plenty of other fun things to do!
Polok9lover
Tourist
I have been working with horses my whole life most weigh 140 to cloudsdale that is about 250kg to300kg where is this 800kg horse i want to see that shit ..
Bloit
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
I... What....
Weight 700–1000 kg
Source
A male's average weight is between 771 to 998 kg (1,700-2,200 lb.).
A female averages 680 to 771 kg (1,500-2,000 lb.).
Another source
And here's a freaking TABLE for you:
| Horse breed | Average weight (kg) | Average weight (lbs) |
|---|---|---|
| American Warmblood | 550–600kg | 1,212–1,322lbs |
| Arabian horse | 360–450kg | 793–992lbs |
| Ardennes horse | 700–1,000kg | 1,543–2,205lbs |
| Cleveland bay horse | 550–700kg | 1,212–1,543lbs |
| Clydesdale horse | 700–800kg | 1,543–1,764lbs |
| Connemara pony | 290–390kg | 639–860lbs |
| Dales pony | 400–500kg | 882–1,102lbs |
| Dartmoor pony | 200–320kg | 441–705lbs |
| Dutch Warmblood | 550–600kg | 1,212–1,322lbs |
| Eriskay pony | 300–400kg | 661–882lbs |
| Exmoor pony | 300–400kg | 661–882lbs |
| Fell pony | 350–450kg | 772–992lbs |
| Hackney horse | 400–550kg | 882–1,212lbs |
| Hackney pony | 250–350kg | 551–772lbs |
| Halfinger | 350–600kg | 772–1,322lbs |
| Hanoverian horse | 550–650kg | 1,212–1,433lbs |
| Highland pony | 500–600kg | 1,102–1,322lbs |
| Holsteiner | 450–700kg | 992–1,764lbs |
| Irish draught horse | 600–700kg | 1,322–1,764lbs |
| New Forest pony | 230–330kg | 507–728lbs |
| Percheron | 850–950kg | 1,874–2,094lbs |
| Shetland pony | 180–200kg | 397–441lbs |
| Shire horse | 700–1200kg | 1,543–2,646lbs |
| Spotted pony | 200–300kg | 441–882lbs |
| Suffolk Punch horse | 750–900kg | 1,653–1,984lbs |
| Swedish Warmblood | 400–550kg | 882–1,212lbs |
| Thoroughbred horse | 450–500kg | 992–1,102lbs |
| Welara | 300–400kg | 661–882lbs |
| Westphalian horse | 450–600kg | 992–1,322lbs |
Do you even know how the metric system works?!
140kg is small, even for a Shetland pony.
According to you, the world's top weight lifters, (267kg) can EASILY lift a full-grown Clydesdale...
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Polok9lover
Tourist
You want to tell me that a horse is the same weight as a stud bull lol
Bloit
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
No, we're telling you you have no clue what a kg is.
Also, stud bulls generally weigh between 1,000 and 1,200 kilograms. That's significantly more than a Clyde.
Polok9lover
Tourist
Lol ok big boy
Bloit
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
You're objectively wrong. This isn't some "ego" thing. This isn't me trying to one-up you. I'm not trying to insult you.
You come in here, quoting my post, making me out to be some kind of idiot for saying there are 800kg horses...
Buddy, learn how the metric system works. Don't make a fool out of yourself.
knotadeer14
Citizen of Zooville
My knowledge of cum is in the human domain and I don't really know horses at all, but I wasn't really being serious ? I kind of figure there's a reason most people don't feed their horse entire buckets of fruit daily.
bayareacpl
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
I put some semen on a piece of pineapple once and it tasted horrible horrible. I don’t know what everyone is talking about.
Marebreeder
Zooville Settler
how to tell us that you've never seen a horse up close without telling us that you've never seen a horse up close.
teutonicdragon
Citizen of Zooville
This was just a question not to start a pissing match
SxaBeast
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
I hear coconut improves the flavor of pissing matches betwixt 350g European sparrows
Bloit
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
Yeah, sorry, I'm not good at tolerating foolishness xD
Polok9lover
Tourist
Lol bud .. A fully grown lion male weighs in at a max of 320kg to 340kg ...a livingston eland weighs in at 800 to 1000kg you want to tell me that a horse is heavier than a lion ...think about this for a second ...a girrafe fully grown male weighs in at 700 to 1200kg now tell me again how a horse weight the same as a giraffe...brother i don't mean to piss on your parade ..but ... Lets think about this for a sec...a horse is the size of a giraffe males hind quarter ..that weighs in at roughly 350kg ...i live in africa ...not narnia.. Go do some research and then ....
Polok9lover
Tourist
like i said cloudsdale yes some breeds yes but it is not the norm
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Bloit
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
THIS is what you said: 140-300kg. That's complete bullshit.
Your own screenshot has proven you wrong.
Also, it's "Clydesdale" not "Cloudsdale".
So, in your own words, lions are heavier than adult horses, which is bullshit.
Even the screenshot you posted yourself, disagrees.
Not to mention that you're WAY fucking off on the weights of lions:
| Average | Female lions | Male lions |
|---|---|---|
| Head-and-body length | 160–184 cm (63–72 in) | 184–208 cm (72–82 in) |
| Tail length | 72–89.5 cm (28.3–35.2 in) | 82.5–93.5 cm (32.5–36.8 in) |
| Weight | 118.37–143.52 kg (261.0–316.4 lb) in Southern Africa, 119.5 kg (263 lb) in East Africa, 110–120 kg (240–260 lb) in India | 186.55–225 kg (411.3–496.0 lb) in Southern Africa, 174.9 kg (386 lb) in East Africa, 160–190 kg (350–420 lb) in India |
So, lions weigh 225kg AT MOST.
Yes, there are draft horses that can weigh as much as a full-grown giraffe.
You clearly haven't seen large horses.
"Go do some research"... Did you even look at that entire table I gave you?
I've provided all the sources. There are so many websites out there that list weights, ALL of them disagreeing with you.
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Bloit
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
I found that Quora answer from your screenshot:
How much does a horse weigh in kg?
Linda Vassallo Major's answer: Depends on what type of horse. Here are some well known breeds: Minature horse: 68–159 kg, (150–350 pounds) Shetland Pony: 181.5 – 199.5 kg, (400 to 440 pounds) Arabian: 360.5 – 449 kg, (795 to 990 pounds) Morgan: 408 – 499 kg, (900 to 1,100 pounds) American Qu...
Here is the FULL answer, including the weights over 800kg you so conveniently cropped out:
So, now, are we done with this idiotic bullshit already?
Marebreeder
Zooville Settler
clearly you have not the slightes clue about what you're talking.
Polok9lover
Tourist
Lol ok ppl you guys are way to serious and i like getting a rise out of ppl but this is bordering on pitch forks and burning the castle ..lol...i did not say they don't exist i said show me ...and why i wanted to see is ..i want to fuck one that big
Marebreeder
Zooville Settler
then just look at literally ANY horse that is not a small pony, and it wll be bigger than what you think a horse is.
Bloit
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
You've repeatedly shown you have no clue how much a "Kilogram" is.
You're implying I am dumb for suggesting a 800kg horse exists.
Then, when I give you a bunch of sources on horse weights, you double down, and immediately show us, again, that you have no clue how much a Kg is, by saying lions weight up to 340Kg.
You need to accept that you're just simply wrong. Your idea of what a kilogram is, is just... Incorrect.
jhallec3875
Citizen of ZooVille
This is a very interesting thread.