New Owner! Need Advice

[Firedragon]

I'm going to be a new owner of a male dog here soon, and I need to know the basics. A couple things.

1. How do I train it not to try anything with my girlfriend? I don't want it just launching it's red rocket over anything.

2. What are some fun things I can do? Creative kinky~

3. How big are Shepards?

 

[pes]

How do I train it not to try anything with my girlfriend?

Your girlfriend is the one who needs training. Never let her have sex with the dog and teach her to completely ignore any sexual requests/behavior from the dog.

I don't want it

Do not call dogs an it. I know it is technically correct, but him and her is far more nice.

What are some fun things I can do?

Whatever your dog wants to do and nothing he does not want to do.
See the articles in this section.

3. How big are Shepards?

Canine Penis Size Comparison

Hi, this is my first thread on any zoo site, I'm new to zoophilia. I have been wondering for a while what the average penis length is for different species of canine/breeds of dogs. I've never found any definitive list. If anyone has a list please share, or if you've measured your boy, please...

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[Firedragon]

Your girlfriend is the one who needs training. Never let her have sex with the dog and teach her to completely ignore any sexual requests/behavior from the dog.

Do not call dogs an it. I know it is technically correct, but him and her is far more nice.

Whatever your dog wants to do and nothing he does not want to do.
See the articles in this section.

Canine Penis Size Comparison

Hi, this is my first thread on any zoo site, I'm new to zoophilia. I have been wondering for a while what the average penis length is for different species of canine/breeds of dogs. I've never found any definitive list. If anyone has a list please share, or if you've measured your boy, please...

www.zoovilleforum.net

Ty! Didn't mean to call him an it, but my girlfriend doesn't know I'm a zoo and would immediately bail. But yeah, consent is important!

 

[pes]

but my girlfriend doesn't know I'm a zoo and would immediately bail.

Honestly that is a disaster waiting to happen in my opinion.

 

[Zalanthe]

2. What are some fun things I can do? Creative kinky~

Take care of your dog and don't view it as some toy or hardware appliance that simply does what you want. Maybe the dog will never want to do anything kinky. And if you can't love him regardless, you shouldn't have gotten a dog in the first place.

 

[MypupandI69]

Keep sex specifically to one room of the house teaching him over time that interaction only happens in that room. Oh and shouldn't have to remind of this but keep encounters to times you are absolutely certain that she isn't going to be back for at least a few hours. Giving you enough time to clean up and for him to calm down. Keep your head on a swivel and keep the curtains drawn. Water based lube is a good idea for the first few encounters just to be safe oh and old towels that nobody is going to care about you'll need them.
God speed don't get caught.