Ok my mother is getting us a dog for our new house we are moving into. The problem is I don't know how to ask them to get a female dog without it looking suspicious I was thinking to back my sister since she already wants the dog to be female or to just say I want a female dog since all our other animal (2 cats) are male. What is your guys opinion on this. I really want to fuck it but i'd rather have a girl so I don't have to worry about shit pun intended.
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Please do not call dogs 'it', I know it is grammatically correct but dogs are not fuck toys and it sounds cold and dishonest.
Do you have any experience with having sex or caring for a female dog? I suggest reading around in the how to section and some literature on dogs in general because there are real health risks for the dog if you do your sex part incorrectly which in your case may end up revealing things you wish to stay hidden. And a female dog in heat will attract dogs from the whole Solar system while smelling unpleasant for most people for example.
If you end up getting a male dog, please just do not fuck him in the ass because you really need to put a dick into something. The absolute majority of dogs do not like anal.
Even if you get a female dog, she will have to be a rather large breed at least the size of a lab or bigger.
There are some good reasons why to get a specific gender of a dog. Some experts say that opposite genders fit better together. A female dog may be easier to manage for a male owner and vice versa.
Do you have any experience with having sex or caring for a female dog? I suggest reading around in the how to section and some literature on dogs in general because there are real health risks for the dog if you do your sex part incorrectly which in your case may end up revealing things you wish to stay hidden. And a female dog in heat will attract dogs from the whole Solar system while smelling unpleasant for most people for example.
If you end up getting a male dog, please just do not fuck him in the ass because you really need to put a dick into something. The absolute majority of dogs do not like anal.
Even if you get a female dog, she will have to be a rather large breed at least the size of a lab or bigger.
There are some good reasons why to get a specific gender of a dog. Some experts say that opposite genders fit better together. A female dog may be easier to manage for a male owner and vice versa.
Doggyluv
Citizen of Zooville
don't just get a dog to fuck a dog. get a dog for companionship, get to know them, connect and under stand them, if they want to take the relationship to the next level they will let you know. You got to have respect love and trust if you want to have a healthy relationship, sexual or not
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Tailo
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Have you tried a "fleshlight", which is basically the equivalent of a dildo for males who like to penetrate, that is an orifice simulator? It is correct to refer to it as "it" and there is no risk of getting your penis dirty in it.
Also, good luck with the dog. Be kind to your new family member!
Also, good luck with the dog. Be kind to your new family member!
So I realize that I may have to worded this extremely wrong of course I do not want a dog for sexual relief I want it to be like a best friend or lover if it consents I know of the risks that come with vaginal sex and the correct preparations for it I however did not know dogs do not feel pleasure from anal I should have researched more before speaking of it I am sorry for my ignorance I also did not give it a pronoun because I was uncertain of the gender it would be