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my big secret...

jack.h

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hey all, ive been doing some thinking about ways that i can come out the closet to my girlfriend about all this and i wanted to ask you guys about any strategies you may of come up with/ personal experience with coming out about being a zoo and how it all went? i’m dying to know!!
 
I would have a coming out party to surprise your girlfriend. Photoshop some pictures of her getting licked and fucked by various dogs and put them up all over your place. Get loads of balloons in her favourite colours printed with I'M A ZOO (if the shop won't do that, I'M A 200 will do). Ask your local bakery to make a cake in the shape of a dogs cock (some buttercream 'spurting' out of tip would be a nice touch). Gather all your friends and family, turn the lights off, hide and wait for the look of wonder when you all jump out and shout "Surprise!" when she walks through the door.

You're welcome x
 
I would have a coming out party to surprise your girlfriend. Photoshop some pictures of her getting licked and fucked by various dogs and put them up all over your place. Get loads of balloons in her favourite colours printed with I'M A ZOO (if the shop won't do that, I'M A 200 will do). Ask your local bakery to make a cake in the shape of a dogs cock (some buttercream 'spurting' out of tip would be a nice touch). Gather all your friends and family, turn the lights off, hide and wait for the look of wonder when you all jump out and shout "Surprise!" when she walks through the door.

You're welcome x
Honestly there’s no possible way this could fail
 
I would have a coming out party to surprise your girlfriend. Photoshop some pictures of her getting licked and fucked by various dogs and put them up all over your place. Get loads of balloons in her favourite colours printed with I'M A ZOO (if the shop won't do that, I'M A 200 will do). Ask your local bakery to make a cake in the shape of a dogs cock (some buttercream 'spurting' out of tip would be a nice touch). Gather all your friends and family, turn the lights off, hide and wait for the look of wonder when you all jump out and shout "Surprise!" when she walks through the door.

You're welcome x
THIS. THIS IS IT.
 

Some examples of how well these things go.
Well this is kinda why I’m thinking about it now, we’ve been together for a long long time and I think the longer I leave it the worse the outcomes gonna be if it goes wrong
 
Just go into it that you can loose everything, and is the gamble worth the risk. If your intents are to find a girlfriend that will accept your zoo side, earlier the better and be prepared to walk. After-all that is what dating is all about. If you are more serious and have a lot to loose, is it worth it? Even if she "accepts" it, that can mean a lot. Like OK with you getting off to zoo porn but not OK in sharing your body with an animal. Now you are stuck in a situation where you can never own an animal or be left alone with one without your girlfriend/future wife being suspect.
 
Just go into it that you can loose everything, and is the gamble worth the risk. If your intents are to find a girlfriend that will accept your zoo side, earlier the better and be prepared to walk. After-all that is what dating is all about. If you are more serious and have a lot to loose, is it worth it? Even if she "accepts" it, that can mean a lot. Like OK with you getting off to zoo porn but not OK in sharing your body with an animal. Now you are stuck in a situation where you can never own an animal or be left alone with one without your girlfriend/future wife being suspect.
Very good point
 
hey all, ive been doing some thinking about ways that i can come out the closet to my girlfriend about all this and i wanted to ask you guys about any strategies you may of come up with/ personal experience with coming out about being a zoo and how it all went? i’m dying to know!!
So no-one wants to go with the party idea? No? No-one? 😁
 
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