Honestly there’s no possible way this could failI would have a coming out party to surprise your girlfriend. Photoshop some pictures of her getting licked and fucked by various dogs and put them up all over your place. Get loads of balloons in her favourite colours printed with I'M A ZOO (if the shop won't do that, I'M A 200 will do). Ask your local bakery to make a cake in the shape of a dogs cock (some buttercream 'spurting' out of tip would be a nice touch). Gather all your friends and family, turn the lights off, hide and wait for the look of wonder when you all jump out and shout "Surprise!" when she walks through the door.
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I should be a party planner right?Honestly there’s no possible way this could fail
Honestly so goodI should be a party planner right?
THIS. THIS IS IT.I would have a coming out party to surprise your girlfriend. Photoshop some pictures of her getting licked and fucked by various dogs and put them up all over your place. Get loads of balloons in her favourite colours printed with I'M A ZOO (if the shop won't do that, I'M A 200 will do). Ask your local bakery to make a cake in the shape of a dogs cock (some buttercream 'spurting' out of tip would be a nice touch). Gather all your friends and family, turn the lights off, hide and wait for the look of wonder when you all jump out and shout "Surprise!" when she walks through the door.
You're welcome x
What do you mean by that?about being a zoo
As in being a zoophileWhat do you mean by that?
Well this is kinda why I’m thinking about it now, we’ve been together for a long long time and I think the longer I leave it the worse the outcomes gonna be if it goes wrongWhat have I done?!
Me and partner... 14 years and a family. Always hid myself I told her in early hours. My lifes gone! Oh fuck why did I say anything!!! What do i do now :( Someone turn the lights outwww.zoovilleforum.net
I can't persuade my partner. She just thinks it's disgusting
Very open but she just thinks it's disgusting to fuck a dog.www.zoovilleforum.net
Some examples of how well these things go.
And it worked out for the first guy in the endWhat have I done?!
Me and partner... 14 years and a family. Always hid myself I told her in early hours. My lifes gone! Oh fuck why did I say anything!!! What do i do now :( Someone turn the lights outwww.zoovilleforum.net
I can't persuade my partner. She just thinks it's disgusting
Very open but she just thinks it's disgusting to fuck a dog.www.zoovilleforum.net
Some examples of how well these things go.
Very good pointJust go into it that you can loose everything, and is the gamble worth the risk. If your intents are to find a girlfriend that will accept your zoo side, earlier the better and be prepared to walk. After-all that is what dating is all about. If you are more serious and have a lot to loose, is it worth it? Even if she "accepts" it, that can mean a lot. Like OK with you getting off to zoo porn but not OK in sharing your body with an animal. Now you are stuck in a situation where you can never own an animal or be left alone with one without your girlfriend/future wife being suspect.
So no-one wants to go with the party idea? No? No-one?hey all, ive been doing some thinking about ways that i can come out the closet to my girlfriend about all this and i wanted to ask you guys about any strategies you may of come up with/ personal experience with coming out about being a zoo and how it all went? i’m dying to know!!
We can do a double party, come out together you and meSo no-one wants to go with the party idea? No? No-one?![]()
oh I'm sorry, I'm doing my hair that night!We can do a double party, come out together you and me![]()