Movies you would zooify

Star Wars: Episode IV
Aboard the Millenium Falcon, after saving the Princess from the Death Star, when Luke and Han were talking about the princess, where was Chewie? Where did Leia go to? The princess was going after that Wookie dick, that's what she was doing.

Chewie shot first.
 
There are many that already ar Zoo themed, The Rex Harrison Dr Doolittle has this beautiful love song with a Seal

 
100% Call of the Wild by Jack London. Buck’s relationship with the man at the end is just- muah! I would’ve loved to see it become something more.

Maybe White Fang too. I haven’t read the book or seen the movie, but I’ve seen both for Call of the Wild.
A Call of The Wild remake filmed with a woman playing the human lead would be epic.
 
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I'd just love to see that huge dogs red rocket 🚀 and massive knot!!
Fenris was male in the comics (and the myths) but female in the film. I can only conclude it to was to save modellers and animators the trauma of modelling a six-foot-long cock and balls. Bunch of prudes, really.
 
Eight below..... take away the dog abandonment and unfortunate events and you have 1 man 8 dogs of both genders and sexy sexy times
 
A blast from the past: Born Free (1966). I'm not sure that the real-life George Adamson DIDN'T have something going on with Elsa.

And you have to add Pee Wee Herman's favorite movie to see in a theater. Wait for it... Free Willy. (Ba-da bump.)
 
Pretty obvious one - has probably already been mentioned - but... Emma Watson in "Beauty and the Beast" - but with the beast never transforming back into a handsome prince, because Emma thinks he's fine just as he is... Better even... Would have loved to see that dog/man/monster mounting her and pounding her into the sequel!
There was an 80's porn version of the story starring porn actors who could actually act (albiet in comic roles) Mike Horner and John Leslie. It's available on XHamster: Beauty and the Beast
 
I'd choose brokeback mountain. Two nice guys alone up in the mountains to experiment alone or with their horses.
 
How about the story of Noah's Ark? (Grin)
:ROFLMAO:Maybe, but I am pretty sure that would ruin the whole plotline of Noah's family of 8 being the only people of perfect morality in the whole world not deserving of death, and worthy of being the forefathers in the bloodline of Jesus.
 
:ROFLMAO:Maybe, but I am pretty sure that would ruin the whole plotline of Noah's family of 8 being the only people of perfect morality in the whole world not deserving of death, and worthy of being the forefathers in the bloodline of Jesus.
Negatory friend. Could say that only if bestiality was immoral, few here would claim that.
 
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