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I am going to regret this one day.
But I think there is no dog guide written by a zoophile woman about how to have sex with a male dog in the howto section.

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All of the other female "guides" I have seen in the past were always written by men who lack the correct private bits to have the correct idea of how it actually works. And thus they were mostly nonsense and fantasy with a pinch of bullshit.

So this is technically a "ladies tell us" thread. :D
If any actual zoophile and a woman wants to write one, it would probably help solve some of the frequent questions from your side of the gender barricade.

But I suggest this to be written by a zoophile who knows the anatomy and how dogs and their genitalia work. Not someone whose entire knowledge base consists of watching porn where people do it wrong.
So please avoid common misconceptions like not advising people to hold the knot and advising them to hold the legs or the idea of cervical penetration and other usual nonsense including the idea that knotting with a human vagina is readily possible because the overwhelming abundance of evidence will prove it wrong.
 
is there even a need to have one?
a) doesn't really strike me that "we" ever get a lady in search of knowledge
b) 99,3% of the post would be literally the same as the one for "the boys"
 
nekdoneco123 said:
is there even a need to have one?
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There is not a need. But if someone wants to write one, they can.
nekdoneco123 said:
a) doesn't really strike me that "we" ever get a lady in search of knowledge
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We do occasionally. Or this could be useful for trans people with a vagina as it is located generally in the same spot as an actual vagina.
nekdoneco123 said:
b) 99,3% of the post would be literally the same as the one for "the boys"
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That is true.
 
underdoge said:
Good idea. I would love if @allyfitz decided to write one.
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I sorta covered the topic of likelihood to have a successful knot before, it's posted in my "Journey" thread as well as here: https://www.zoovilleforum.net/threads/knot-or-not.47494/post-1063860
The problem comes in though that even with that explanation, people are stupid and think that a dog 'knotting a woman' is the same as a dog doing so to another dog. No, absolutely not. While a woman can gently hold a dog inside her if she has a strong pelvic floor, she will not be 'tied' the way a real canine bitch would be. At best you can keep it from coming out while he shifts around... but yea a male dog will always have the ability to rip himself out of a human female. I should have explained that detail much more in that thread, but it slipped my mind at the time. I've explained that in other posts though.

It'd be great if we had a different term for when a dog 'knots' a woman and when a dog 'knots' another dog. Because they are very different situations. And sadly with using the same term people will think it's exactly the same.

But I've never written a complete guide before for several reasons.
A) I will never be able to cover everything, and so many people are looking to "be right online" that it gets annoying having to debate with people or deal with people trying to 'call you out' because you didn't cover some aspect they feel is important
B) The reality is the better I explain things, the better the liars are able to fake being real because the clever ones will read up on something. The more 'correct' information that's out there... the better the liars can lie to everyone. It's something I've struggled with because there are some things I rarely talk about publicly because they are things I use as a litmus test because they are are dead give always that Im not talking with a real woman but rather a dude who's LARPing as a woman.
So many men are completely clueless about female anatomy. Hilariously so at times. Which is why some things people have written are downright comedic at times. Queue the "a dogs penis penetrates the cervix crowd".
So all that being said... IDK. I've been conflicted about writing up things a ton in detail.
I dont want to do the real women out there a disservice by enabling the deceitful dudes to fake as a woman better.
 
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allyfitz said:
Sorry but I'd disagree strongly on that one... it was not fabulous at all. Neither was that 'book, pdf, or whatever' someone was trying to write.
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As I said above:
pes said:
All of the other female "guides" I have seen in the past were always written by men who lack the correct private bits to have the correct idea of how it actually works. And thus they were mostly nonsense and fantasy with a pinch of bullshit.
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pes said:
I am going to regret this one day.
But I think there is no dog guide written by a zoophile woman about how to have sex with a male dog in the howto section.

How To's and Educational

Guides, FAQs, How-To's, and anything educational related to animal love.
www.zoovilleforum.net www.zoovilleforum.net

All of the other female "guides" I have seen in the past were always written by men who lack the correct private bits to have the correct idea of how it actually works. And thus they were mostly nonsense and fantasy with a pinch of bullshit.

So this is technically a "ladies tell us" thread. :D
If any actual zoophile and a woman wants to write one, it would probably help solve some of the frequent questions from your side of the gender barricade.

But I suggest this to be written by a zoophile who knows the anatomy and how dogs and their genitalia work. Not someone whose entire knowledge base consists of watching porn where people do it wrong.
So please avoid common misconceptions like not advising people to hold the knot and advising them to hold the legs or the idea of cervical penetration and other usual nonsense including the idea that knotting with a human vagina is readily possible because the overwhelming abundance of evidence will prove it wrong.
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I cannot believe Pes started a "Ladies" thread.................what is the world coming to....
 
allyfitz said:
Sorry but I'd disagree strongly on that one... it was not fabulous at all. Neither was that 'book, pdf, or whatever' someone was trying to write.
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it is fabulous to "alpha" males tho, supporting the idea that women are here only to do "kinky shit" for them. or that if you just "get her" to try it she'll be hooked. your average jimmy nomate loves that shit.
that v1 shit or the "stages of breeding bitch" or whatever that popped up here too.
 
A member asked for it last time, but I couldn't find it either, now I understand why.:ROFLMAO:
I linked her the m/m version, it's 99% the same.
 
allyfitz said:
I sorta covered the topic of likelihood to have a successful knot before, it's posted in my "Journey" thread as well as here: https://www.zoovilleforum.net/threads/knot-or-not.47494/post-1063860
The problem comes in though that even with that explanation, people are stupid and think that a dog 'knotting a woman' is the same as a dog doing so to another dog. No, absolutely not. While a woman can gently hold a dog inside her if she has a strong pelvic floor, she will not be 'tied' the way a real canine bitch would be. At best you can keep it from coming out while he shifts around... but yea a male dog will always have the ability to rip himself out of a human female. I should have explained that detail much more in that thread, but it slipped my mind at the time. I've explained that in other posts though.

It'd be great if we had a different term for when a dog 'knots' a woman and when a dog 'knots' another dog. Because they are very different situations. And sadly with using the same term people will think it's exactly the same.

But I've never written a complete guide before for several reasons.
A) I will never be able to cover everything, and so many people are looking to "be right online" that it gets annoying having to debate with people or deal with people trying to 'call you out' because you didn't cover some aspect they feel is important
B) The reality is the better I explain things, the better the liars are able to fake being real because the clever ones will read up on something. The more 'correct' information that's out there... the better the liars can lie to everyone. It's something I've struggled with because there are some things I rarely talk about publicly because they are things I use as a litmus test because they are are dead give always that Im not talking with a real woman but rather a dude who's LARPing as a woman.
So many men are completely clueless about female anatomy. Hilariously so at times. Which is why some things people have written are downright comedic at times. Queue the "a dogs penis penetrates the cervix crowd".
So all that being said... IDK. I've been conflicted about writing up things a ton in detail.
I dont want to do the real women out there a disservice by enabling the deceitful dudes to fake as a woman better.
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Typical ally. Pulls no punches, brooks no bullshit.

Agree with you 1000%.

I support the word TIE for a female k9, and have no better suggestion than knot for human females. Common sense tells you NO human female EVER, has or ever will be TIED, but knotted seems at least partially correct I guess depending on how each person interprets those 2 words.

The main problem, imo, is as you pointed out also......people are just plain fucking stupid.

I also agree with Pes that every guide I've ever seen or read appears to be made by some "alpha" male, written while busily whacking his tiny pecker and dreaming a fevered wet dream.
 
allyfitz said:
Queue the "a dogs penis penetrates the cervix crowd".
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I busted Roxank9 on this one, actually in the very same thread that got "her" banned. They claimed two of their friends would take doses of Misoprostol to let the dogs actually penetrate their cervixes. My response:
"Wow, they must be really dedicated to their fetish to give themselves diarrhea and uterine contractions over it."

In an attempt to make their claims more believable they made up some bullshit about their friend being a veterinary nurse, then brought in a sock puppet account to be that friend. Which is how they got banned, 'cause Floofy noticed.:gsd_happysmile:
 
amorousdog5 said:
I busted Roxank9 on this one, actually in the very same thread that got "her" banned.
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This thing that penetrates the uterus is here forever. :ROFLMAO:
If male dog really penetrated, she would be in so much pain that she would scream and blood. :rolleyes: That's a bit far from enjoyable sex. Moreover, it is not possible in the first place.
 
amorousdog5 said:
I busted Roxank9 on this one, actually in the very same thread that got "her" banned. :gsd_happysmile:
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I salute you for your work for the benefit of us all... sadly they'll probably just be back in a few weeks with a new account and will have learned not to tell 'that' lie. haha
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It sounds like a reasonable request to me as I am sure there are some "real" women out there with genuine concerns and questions that could benefit from the knowledge.

And not to be a contrarian, but I am not sure "stupid" is a one-size-fits-all moniker for those posting incorrect information here. Sure, there are some that willfully perpetuate bad information and they deserve to be labeled as such. However, there are some that are just misinformed with no deliberate intent to mislead. I am grateful to those who gently guide those of us who are misinformed as it elevates the community in a positive way.

I will show myself out now.
 
I don't think you have to be a woman to write a guide, there are male members here who have enough knowledge to write one. The biggest part is M/M anyway, the rest is high school biology curriculum.
 
allyfitz said:
I salute you for your work for the benefit of us all... sadly they'll probably just be back in a few weeks with a new account and will have learned not to tell 'that' lie. haha
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It's true that there will always be new (and some old) idiots spreading lies and misinformation. The struggle is eternal... but that doesn't mean it is pointless. Because of people like you, more people have gotten correct information here than otherwise would have.

Don't give up, Ally. What you do is valuable and appreciated!
 

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amorousdog5 said:
I busted Roxank9 on this one, actually in the very same thread that got "her" banned. They claimed two of their friends would take doses of Misoprostol to let the dogs actually penetrate their cervixes. My response:
"Wow, they must be really dedicated to their fetish to give themselves diarrhea and uterine contractions over it."

In an attempt to make their claims more believable they made up some bullshit about their friend being a veterinary nurse, then brought in a sock puppet account to be that friend. Which is how they got banned, 'cause Floofy noticed.:gsd_happysmile:
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What amazed me with THAT one was how dedicated "She" was to spinning the garbage yarns she espoused....Didnt matter what the topic was, "she" had a dismissive answer for everyone who questioned "her" veracity. Even when called on a flat-wrong detail, "She" stuck to her fantasy like glue, or expanded on it. Glad that one bit the dust, finally.
 
knotjen said:
Mid-season, it was in the paper that one of the mall Santas got an erection under his outfit while a little girl was sitting on his lap, the parent's freaked out and the Santa was suspended. Later on, as the newspaper reporter dug into the story further, it was reported that particular Santa was a registered pedophile. The story dominated the local news for weeks because when a mall spokesperson was asked how they could hire a legally registered pedophile to play Santa, the verbal response was "Guys get erections all the time. It doesn't mean anything!" It turned out the mall management company actually did a full background check and the Santa's status came back flagged - and they hired him anyway.
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Ugh. Vomit.

I don't want to derail this thread, but in my opinion, "santa" should be be dragged out behind the mall and shot in his face a few times. Catch me in the right mood and the guy who "hired him anyway" can join him instead of just doing a long stretch in a state prison.
 
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