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Merry Christmas you fucking perverts

HyperWoof

Esteemed Citizen of ZV
Merry Christmas lads and ladies. We made it through this shit ass year in one piece. I love you all and i'd kiss each and every one of you if someone brought around some mistletoe.
Now go chug some spiked eggnog and make the most of your covid christmas

I'm going to go put some stupid antlers on my dog now... will report back with photos
 
No eggnog but I've got some homemade ginger beer to enjoy. Not really celebrating the holiday...I don’t make merry myself at Christmas and if I could work my will, every idiot who goes about with ‘Merry Christmas’ on his lips should be boiled with his own pudding and buried with a stake of holly through his heart.

Bah humbug.
 
No eggnog but I've got some homemade ginger beer to enjoy. Not really celebrating the holiday...I don’t make merry myself at Christmas and if I could work my will, every idiot who goes about with ‘Merry Christmas’ on his lips should be boiled with his own pudding and buried with a stake of holly through his heart.

Bah humbug.

Ginger beer....bleh. That's only good in Moscow Mules.
No wonder you're so sour ?
 
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