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Looking to get a dog for our lifestyle and to train

freaks973

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My wife and I want to get a dog for a companion and later on a lover but we are new to this lifestyle but we are wanting to know if anyone has any info on wat breeds are good for family life and are eager and easy to train for love with my wife my wife dont want nothing huge in dick size but still big cous I am wanting to train him to maybe fuck me too and a little about our lifestyle is that we do go camping and go out with the family but we mostly stay at home are not really super active if that helps any we cant wait to hear from u all and are very excited to have all ur help ???
 
Okay, there's a couple problems here...

1) If that is an actual picture of your faces, you'll want to remove that photo off of your profile immediately. There are lurkers and law enforcement officers on here who will try to out/expose you. Not only that, but if you have a driver's license, state ID, or passport any law officer will be able to get your names and addresses from their facial recognition software.

2) You shouldn't need to train a dog for sex. Sex is an innate behavior for animals, and if the dog wants it, as long as you let him know you're "on the market" (if you will) then that's the only training he needs in the matter. Not all dogs are interested in sex with humans, and that's fine. It should always be their choice.

3) There are plenty of threads on here about good first time dogs. Many of which asked the same question as yours, about the knot not being too large... And the answers are usually Labradors, Golden Retriever, and often Poodles.
 
German Shepherds are always my first recommendation. Not just as a first time zoo dog but in most things dog related lol. They’re a great all around breed, very loyal, illegally smart, and easy to train and they LOVE to please. They are built to do a job and do it to the best the can and they love doing it.

Of course, as with any breed of dog, each dog is an individual and may have some or none of its breeds traits. GSDs are known for being loyal and protective, but there are plenty of them out there that will just as willingly ask for love and attention from a home invader as they would from you, their owner. That’s one of the most important parts of being an owner, you have to look almost past the breed. Each dog is it’s own, they have their own likes and dislikes, personality traits, activity level and sex drive. Again, some may follow the breed standard, some may not. As an owner, it’ll be your responsibility to adapt and work with your dog and its own individual personality.

Sex is >1% of your relationship with your dog. Every other part of owning (training, socializing, working) comes first and foremost.
 
first and foremost, you don't get a dog "for sex".. you get one to care for one and make her/his life the best possible. if not, get a canine dildo instead.
research into what breeds fit into your lifestyle and start from there (fyi you don't need a zoo forum for that). "penis size" is something you shouldn't dwell on either, it's individual. you can have a micro great dane as much as you can have monster beagle... sure, larger/heavier set breeds have a good chance of being quite big, but that's not a rule. and most importantly, do keep in mind that sex is not a given, not every dog is interested in sex with humans. be sure you're prepared for that.

Can you record it and send it to me lol
is this really the first thing that pops in your head when someone ask about what kind of dog to get? pathetic.
 
It was just a general question I have had 3 dogs 4 cats 2 lizards a snake and all kind of family we have had with us and we love all our family but I was just wondering if there were differences in breeds so I can look into finding him from a rescue center cous my wife loves huskys and German shepherd she had a retired police dog as she grew up and i dont feel safe getting any dogs from the local breeders around here dont trust them unless u know of any trusted places we could find our new addition to the family
 
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