I’ve never had a dog before now.

[kattyk9]

So I recently moved out and got my own place and I decided to adopt a beautiful male black lab. I didn’t realize this when I got him but he try’s to hump me like 24/7 and if he’s not humping he walks around with his dick slightly hanging out. I was on Reddit and they told me to come here and chat about it and figure out what to do or how to go about this

 

[Yuri1944]

A redditor sent you to a zoophilia forum? That's quite wild.

 

[kattyk9]

A redditor sent you to a zoophilia forum? That's quite wild.

Is that bad?

 

[Yuri1944]

Is that bad?

Most of the people here are zoophiles. That's why

 

[Yuri1944]

But a good option if you won't get dirty is to train him to stop doing that humping and "tip out" trick

 

[kattyk9]

But a good option if you won't get dirty is to train him to stop doing that humping and "tip out" trick

What is that?

 

[Yuri1944]

What is that?

To train him I guess? I don't know much about that though. Some users definitely know better on dog training

 

[kattyk9]

To train him I guess? I don't know much about that though. Some users definitely know better on dog training

I’ve tried to train him but what is the “tip out” trick?

 

[Yuri1944]

I’ve tried to train him but what is the “tip out” trick?

His dick slightly hanging out. That's a sign he's horny

 

[bayareacpl]

Nonsense.

 

[kattyk9]

His dick slightly hanging out. That's a sign he's horny

Ohhhhhh, when I was on Reddit they were saying the only way to make him stop is to get him to “cum it all out”

 

[Yuri1944]

Ohhhhhh, when I was on Reddit they were saying the only way to make him stop is to get him to “cum it all out”

DUDEEEEE they told you to give a handjob for real? That's even more wild

 

[Yuri1944]

So you're definitely not a zoophile?

 

[bayareacpl]

It’s more nonsense. Is this your alt account?

 

[kattyk9]

So you're definitely not a zoophile?

I don’t think so lol, I just learned what that was like 30 minutes ago when I came onto here lol. But I don’t have a problem with it

 

[Yuri1944]

It’s more nonsense. Is this your alt account?

What's going on here???

I don’t think so lol, I just learned what that was like 30 minutes ago when I came onto here lol. But I don’t have a problem with it

I see. A problem with zoophilia? Or giving him a handjob?

 

[kattyk9]

What's going on here???

I see. A problem with zoophilia? Or giving him a handjob?

I don’t have a problem with zoophilia

 

[dixonyass]

So I recently moved out and got my own place and I decided to adopt a beautiful male black lab. I didn’t realize this when I got him but he try’s to hump me like 24/7 and if he’s not humping he walks around with his dick slightly hanging out. I was on Reddit and they told me to come here and chat about it and figure out what to do or how to go about this

Welcome, you've come to the right place for sure.

 

[bayareacpl]

What's going on here???

I don’t believe this person’s claims, and wondered if it was your alt account you were using to chat with yourself.

 

[Yuri1944]

I don’t believe this person’s claims, and wondered if it was your alt account you were using to chat with yourself.

Nah, it's not the case. I'm just bored

 

[kattyk9]

Welcome, you've come to the right place for sure.

Haha, why is that

 

[MasterWhipYoAss]

If you really like your dog, try sucking the tip while it's poking out.
Or, put up with it coming out on show now an then, he's a male, he has a penis..
There is alway neutering but id say you in the wrong forum for that.

 

[kattyk9]

If you really like your dog, try sucking the tip while it's poking out.
Or, put up with it coming out on show now an then, he's a male, he has a penis..
There is alway neutering but id say you in the wrong forum for that.

I’d prefer not to neuter, I feel as if that is so wrong cause you wouldn’t do that to a human would you?

 

[MasterWhipYoAss]

Well im a male and i cant always control when it gets hard. Sometimes it has a mind of it own. Same thing with my boy..
No i wouldn't consider neutering either of us because of it..

 

[bayareacpl]

Nah, it's not the case. I'm just bored

“Reddit told me to come here.”

Probably not.

“I just found out about zoophilia 30 minutes ago (and already made it here with a new account).”

Probably not.

Every single post between you two is marked 1 minute apart, with the only gaps being when the “other person” is responding to an actual alternate user.

Probably not genuine. I see you

 

[Yuri1944]

Funny enough, no one else suggested training. I still think is the best choice, although he will bottle it up and could get aggressive once there are females around

 

[Yuri1944]

“Reddit told me to come here.”

Probably not.

“I just found out about zoophilia 30 minutes ago (and already made it here with a new account).”

Probably not.

Then I don't know, report it. Do what you think it's fair

 

[kattyk9]

Well im a male and i cant always control when it gets hard. Sometimes it has a mind of it own. Same thing with my boy..
No i wouldn't consider neutering either of us because of it..

I can understand that

 

[bayareacpl]

Then I don't know, report it. Do what you think it's fair

No need for any of that, but dual accounts are against the rules. I just don’t think it’s genuine.

 

[MasterWhipYoAss]

How old is your lab.?