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Immitation dog semen

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sugipulablea

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Is there something like this? Can you order some on the internet? Can you DIY? Most important is for it to have the right taste
 
sugipulablea said:
Is there something like this? Can you order some on the internet? Can you DIY? Most important is for it to have the right taste
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Best I can say regarding taste is "lotsa luck". As for any other aspect, take half a pint of warm water, add a dozen or so drops of milk, and you're going to be in the ballpark.
 
sugipulablea said:
Is there something like this? Can you order some on the internet? Can you DIY? Most important is for it to have the right taste
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No cum substitute ever has the same taste as the actual cum. The best you can get is the right color and consistency. But the taste comes from the composition, so if you want the right taste, get the right cum. :D
 
pes said:
No cum substitute ever has the same taste as the actual cum. The best you can get is the right color and consistency. But the taste comes from the composition, so if you want the right taste, get the right cum. :D
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Is there a way to get semen from the dog breeders then? Did anyone have a successful experience? Will they start asking uncomfortable questions?
 
sugipulablea said:
Is there a way to get semen from the dog breeders then? Did anyone have a successful experience? Will they start asking uncomfortable questions?
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That variation has gone 'round and 'round several times here. The basic answer is "forget it". What you'll get should you try will be something that isn't even CLOSE to "dog semen", it'll come in miniscule amounts, and there will almost certainly be a shitload of questions, perhaps even in-person interviews, maybe even demands that your facilities (and even more crucial, the bitch you intend to use it in) be inspected. And that doesn't even consider how much it's likely to cost. For dogs, I'm not certain. If you were interested in horses, start at a grand for about half a teaspoon worth, and from there, it's literally a case of "The sky is the limit" - I've seen a straw of chilled horse semen go for ABOVE $100K. No, that's not a typo - I did indeed mean a hundred thousand dollars.

Frankly, the idea of trying to buy critter jizz as something to "play with" is outright laughable. While it isn't impossible, it's so ridiculously impractical that the idea should be tossed out the way you'd pitch a tupperware container full of last month's fish stew after finding it in the back of a cupboard instead of the fridge.
 
sugipulablea said:
Is there a way to get semen from the dog breeders then? Did anyone have a successful experience? Will they start asking uncomfortable questions?
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That would be frozen and filtered and I do not know what else. The easiest way would be to get a dog. :D
 
I have been playing with the idea of making a fake dog cum recipe for the purposes of having a satisfying answer to those "how does dog cum taste threads", but it would involve using ingredients that make it absolutely not fit for consumption. Tasting maybe, but not drinking.
And I have serious doubts I would be able to get even close to the real taste.
 
pes said:
I have been playing with the idea of making a fake dog cum recipe for the purposes of having a satisfying answer to those "how does dog cum taste threads", but it would involve using ingredients that make it absolutely not fit for consumption. Tasting maybe, but not drinking.
And I have serious doubts I would be able to get even close to the real taste.
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What ingredients were you thinking of?
 
Ehdude said:
What ingredients were you thinking of?
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Canine cum often has a metallic taste so you would need to use some metallic salt like copper sulfate and combine that with regular salt, citric acid, milk and maybe some protein. Lots of experimentation would have to be done to get close to the real taste.
A cheaper variant without the musky, metallic after taste can be just water, milk and salt.
 
pes said:
Canine cum often has a metallic taste so you would need to use some metallic salt like copper sulfate and combine that with regular salt, citric acid, milk and maybe some protein. Lots of experimentation would have to be done to get close to the real taste.
A cheaper variant without the musky, metallic after taste can be just water, milk and salt.
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If it's like with humans the taste and smell comes from various polyamines. There has been research on simulating semen https://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/full/10.2164/jandrol.04104. I would think the easiest way wise be for one of us to just send a sample to anyone that's interested for just the mail cost as that should avoid any legal issues.
 
UR20Z said:
That variation has gone 'round and 'round several times here. The basic answer is "forget it". What you'll get should you try will be something that isn't even CLOSE to "dog semen", it'll come in miniscule amounts, and there will almost certainly be a shitload of questions, perhaps even in-person interviews, maybe even demands that your facilities (and even more crucial, the bitch you intend to use it in) be inspected. And that doesn't even consider how much it's likely to cost. For dogs, I'm not certain. If you were interested in horses, start at a grand for about half a teaspoon worth, and from there, it's literally a case of "The sky is the limit" - I've seen a straw of chilled horse semen go for ABOVE $100K. No, that's not a typo - I did indeed mean a hundred thousand dollars.

Frankly, the idea of trying to buy critter jizz as something to "play with" is outright laughable. While it isn't impossible, it's so ridiculously impractical that the idea should be tossed out the way you'd pitch a tupperware container full of last month's fish stew after finding it in the back of a cupboard instead of the fridge.
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Ah yes this is the bitch in question. Lovlely brown hair and supple breasts to feed all the little puppies don't you think? -sellers looking at each other like the fuck?
 
pes said:
A cheaper variant without the musky, metallic after taste can be just water, milk and salt.
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Instructions for use:
- Heat in microwave to body temperature, stir and let it sit for a minute.
- Place copper penny under yout tongue.
- Sip slowly in small amounts
- (for added intensity you may sip from your squirting canine dildo)
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Ehdude said:
If it's like with humans the taste and smell comes from various polyamines. There has been research on simulating semen https://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/full/10.2164/jandrol.04104. I would think the easiest way wise be for one of us to just send a sample to anyone that's interested for just the mail cost as that should avoid any legal issues.
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Sending biological material is not easy and may take several days. I do not know about you, but I would not drink dog cum that is days old. :D
 
pes said:
Sending biological material is not easy and may take several days. I do not know about you, but I would not drink dog cum that is days old. :D
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I understand that legally you are supposed to use only specific carriers. Though, people send used panties, condoms, etc through the regular mail all the time. At least for human fluids it worked okay if you were careful about sanitizing everything and sent things when it was cold outside. For warm weather transport you would need more packaging and dry ice though.
 
Ehdude said:
I understand that legally you are supposed to use only specific carriers. Though, people send used panties, condoms, etc through the regular mail all the time. At least for human fluids it worked okay if you were careful about sanitizing everything and sent things when it was cold outside. For warm weather transport you would need more packaging and dry ice though.
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This just does not seem feasible to me.
"It worked" might just as well mean that the package was delivered, not that the contents were useful. :D
 
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