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If there is a breeding bench out there...

So......I just recently discovered this very thing because I have been approaching it wrong and stupid all along..........thinking that due to the height difference, I'd have to build one......

Not true, you can just modify the height on a manufactured one made for peoples..........

Google sex bench, you'll see a billion hits........
 
So......I just recently discovered this very thing because I have been approaching it wrong and stupid all along..........thinking that due to the height difference, I'd have to build one......

Not true, you can just modify the height on a manufactured one made for peoples..........

Google sex bench, you'll see a billion hits........
You could even go cheaper.
A regular bench, put a blanket on it, tie her legs to the legs of the bench and her arms to the legs on the other side of the bench.
Open the kennel doors.

Eat some popcorn and drink a couple of beers while you enjoy the show.
 
You could even go cheaper.
A regular bench, put a blanket on it, tie her legs to the legs of the bench and her arms to the legs on the other side of the bench.
Open the kennel doors.

Eat some popcorn and drink a couple of beers while you enjoy the show.
lol.......that's true. I do that now as and when needed. Footstools, coffee tables, kitchen chair on it's side......whatever gets the job done.

But, I have always wanted to have the exact form of a purpose made bench, specifically for breeding. My mistake was just never considering the already available version, with a few mods.
 
This is basically what I use for missionary with my boy. An old exercise bench works wonders. :p
I decided go with it over an actual sex bench... cause those are kinda hard to explain. But a weight bench with a few hand free weights under it wont bring up a single question from anyone if they see it. A sex bench isnt the kind of thing you can just have chillin out in the living room of your house. :ROFLMAO:

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This is basically what I use for missionary with my boy. An old exercise bench works wonders. :p
I decided go with it over an actual sex bench... cause those are kinda hard to explain. But a weight bench with a few hand free weights under it wont bring up a single question from anyone if they see it. A sex bench isnt the kind of thing you can just have chillin out in the living room of your house. :ROFLMAO:

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That'd be like "oh, so you got that over there, can i make it some use of it ?, like... 10 pushups ? oh, then wanna some coffee?" lol
 
This is basically what I use for missionary with my boy. An old exercise bench works wonders. :p
I decided go with it over an actual sex bench... cause those are kinda hard to explain. But a weight bench with a few hand free weights under it wont bring up a single question from anyone if they see it. A sex bench isnt the kind of thing you can just have chillin out in the living room of your house. :ROFLMAO:

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I never even thought about a bench before.
 
This is basically what I use for missionary with my boy. An old exercise bench works wonders. :p
I decided go with it over an actual sex bench... cause those are kinda hard to explain. But a weight bench with a few hand free weights under it wont bring up a single question from anyone if they see it. A sex bench isnt the kind of thing you can just have chillin out in the living room of your house. :ROFLMAO:

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That's actually pretty clever. Plus those are adjustable so you can easily be just the right height.
 
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