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I really want to have my first doggy experience, but need a dog. Any tips?

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ttaayylloorr1111

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I know its crazy but ive been watching doggy porn for 4 years now and i live alone with my bf, and I cant own a dog at this place. Ive been wanting to try being mounted for forever and its gonna be summer soon. I know it could be risky so I only want to try once, but I have a few ideas.

I could post a dogwalking ad on kijiji and take him to my local bush park and quickly let him fuck me, wait for his knot to go back in his leash, continue the walk, and take him home.

That or, I could go to the local shelter which is out of town, and walk a dog and walk him down the bush paths and let him fuck me, wait for his knot to go back into his sheath and take him back.

Or go for lone walks until I find a lone friendly dog and take him into my garage and let him have his way with me?

Would they actually work? Anykme have any other tips on where I could have my first experience?
 
Don't have sex with dogs that you don't live with. Never have sex with dog that you just have been given to go with for a walk, ever. It will be a nice time explaining things once they start humping their owner out of sudden.
Don't take advantage of stray dogs or dogs from shelter. This is likely more of a matter of opinion and morals, but I believe this is wrong. Either adopt the dog and give him the care he needs first, or leave him the fuck alone. You're not doing him a favor by letting him have sex with you, you're just giving him a false hope but pretending to care about him for a few minutes/hours.

This is why zoophilia can't ever be accepted by society...
 
ttaayylloorr1111 said:
I could post a dogwalking ad on kijiji and take him to my local bush park and quickly let him fuck me, wait for his knot to go back in his leash, continue the walk, and take him home.
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This is irresponsible and likely will not work as that dog probably has never done that and will not know how to do it let alone the lack of trust and the fact that it is not your dog and it may have quite horrible consequences for that dog. Like castration if he starts to show any signs of sexual behavior at home.

ttaayylloorr1111 said:
That or, I could go to the local shelter which is out of town, and walk a dog and walk him down the bush paths and let him fuck me, wait for his knot to go back into his sheath and take him back.
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This i in my eyes pure evil. Take a dog from a shelter, fuck him and the put him back in the hellhole like a used toy. Let alone that he will likely be castrated in the future.

ttaayylloorr1111 said:
Or go for lone walks until I find a lone friendly dog and take him into my garage and let him have his way with me?
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Quite same as the above, take a dog, fuck him, dump him. Not very nice. is it?

ttaayylloorr1111 said:
Would they actually work? Anykme have any other tips on where I could have my first experience?
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You probably do not want it enough because otherwise you would have already worked on having your own dog. But from what you wrote you are probably not a zoophile, hence the boyfriend, so this whole thing is a fetish for you? And does not seem to be important enough to put effort into having your own dog.
 
pes said:
This is irresponsible and likely will not work as that dog probably has never done that and will not know how to do it let alone the lack of trust and the fact that it is not your dog and it may have quite horrible consequences for that dog. Like castration if he starts to show any signs of sexual behavior at home.


This i in my eyes pure evil. Take a dog from a shelter, fuck him and the put him back in the hellhole like a used toy. Let alone that he will likely be castrated in the future.


Quite same as the above, take a dog, fuck him, dump him. Not very nice. is it?


You probably do not want it enough because otherwise you would have already worked on having your own dog. But from what you wrote you are probably not a zoophile, hence the boyfriend, so this whole thing is a fetish for you? And does not seem to be important enough to put effort into having your own dog.
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Here we go 'round, the mulberry bush...

Why do I even bother to look at threads like this, when I know all they're gonna do is piss me off?
 
LOL.......they SOUND like good ideas, but they really aren't. Is it possible? Sure. Is it likely any one of them will actually pan out with the "small" risk they seem to hold? No. Sure, you might get a dog who is both intact and interested, but the odds of those both coming together at the same time are not nearly as high as people would commonly think. Even if you do happen to be walking an intact dog, which will be more rare than you think in an urban setting, you need this to happen quickly and quietly, without any fuss, and that step alone is where the whole thing falls down.

Despite what these porn stories would ask you to buy into, the odds that any random intact male is going to know WHAT to do and be eager to do it are extremely daunting, having hands on experience with dogs in general as an owner (i.e. more than one dog total, ever) should tell you that immediately. I realize that you probably don't have much experience as a dog owner, but, and I'm sure other dog owners around here can chip in their own thoughts on the matter, A lot of dogs, my personal experience tells me *most* dogs, will not really have the faintest idea what's up if they've never bred at all, let alone a human bitch. They will be confused and very unsure as to what's up and what is wanted of them, all of which cause anxiety in almost all dogs. And, anyone here with hands on k9 experience both k9/human and k9/k9 can tell you emphatically that anxiety and breeding are not things that go hand in hand, ever, and even more so in a strange environment. By strange environment, I intend to say unfamiliar to the dog, by the way. Trained dogs are magnificent, in every possible field you can train them in, but, you can't communicate with a dog verbally, 2 way, in the manner you would with even the dimmest of humans. IF you were to happen upon a dog who already HAS fucked a human bitch, you could possibly attain some fantastic results, but those are not what I would consider "betting odds"

To sum up all that I've said, while it appears to be a good plan, it really isn't anywhere near as good as it might appear to be. You could of course get extremely lucky but I personally would view that in near the same likelihood as winning the lottery. it's possible, but unlikely in the extreme. Not even considering all the other factors like witnesses and god only knows what other uncontrollable, unknowable other pitfalls might await you.

I STRONGLY recommend seeking out an owner local to you. Using ALL due caution and awareness and common sense.
 
pes said:
This is irresponsible and likely will not work as that dog probably has never done that and will not know how to do it let alone the lack of trust and the fact that it is not your dog and it may have quite horrible consequences for that dog. Like castration if he starts to show any signs of sexual behavior at home.


This i in my eyes pure evil. Take a dog from a shelter, fuck him and the put him back in the hellhole like a used toy. Let alone that he will likely be castrated in the future.


Quite same as the above, take a dog, fuck him, dump him. Not very nice. is it?


You probably do not want it enough because otherwise you would have already worked on having your own dog. But from what you wrote you are probably not a zoophile, hence the boyfriend, so this whole thing is a fetish for you? And does not seem to be important enough to put effort into having your own dog.
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They definitely don’t sound like a zoophile, no zoo would would just use a dog and not care for them afterward, most probably they are a bestialist which is ughhhhh. I don’t like people who just use dogs as sex object, it’s never right to do such a thing. they are a fetish seeker.
 
LightningGShep said:
They definitely don’t sound like a zoophile, no zoo would would just use a dog and not care for them afterward, most probably they are a bestialist which is ughhhhh. I don’t like people who just use dogs as sex object, it’s never right to do such a thing. they are a fetish seeker.
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Ehhh... That's something of a fine line, at least to me. Nothing wrong with just plain bestiality, so long as it's "everybody's happy in the end". Trying to pretend you're a dog-walker/sitter to get a piece, though, is a bit "predatory" for my liking. As far as dating/mating strays - Some of the best breedings I've had have been from strays - The key being it was obvious (sometimes repeatedly so - I've been with several that were a semi-regular "booty-call" type thing - and without "going hunting" for them - They came to me) that they were out and about "lookin' for love in all the right places" from an otherwise good home. Technically they were strays. Operationally, they were just out looking for something to fuck, and as I've stated elsewhere on this forum, I ain't even a little bit averse to a butt-boink from a stud dog that's physically able to mount up and put it in NSA/FWB mode is fine by me.
 
ttaayylloorr1111 said:
I know its crazy but ive been watching doggy porn for 4 years now and i live alone with my bf, and I cant own a dog at this place. Ive been wanting to try being mounted for forever and its gonna be summer soon. I know it could be risky so I only want to try once, but I have a few ideas.

I could post a dogwalking ad on kijiji and take him to my local bush park and quickly let him fuck me, wait for his knot to go back in his leash, continue the walk, and take him home.

That or, I could go to the local shelter which is out of town, and walk a dog and walk him down the bush paths and let him fuck me, wait for his knot to go back into his sheath and take him back.

Or go for lone walks until I find a lone friendly dog and take him into my garage and let him have his way with me?

Would they actually work? Anykme have any other tips on where I could have my first experience?
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yeah
One BIG one....Get yourself a puppy, raise him right, teach him to be a doggy good citizen, and around the time he starts lifting his leg, you can begin to train him. Remember, hes a commitment for life, even if he never licks or mounts. He'll give you all he has....you need to give that much back. Animals aren't toys.
 
pes you're a real stick in the mud... Literally every time I've seen your name it's all just negative comments. You should work on that. You didn't even offer advice as she asked. And BTW, I don't think you necessarily have to exclude humans to be a zoophile; according to how it's defined, watching dog porn for 4 years sounds like she is a good candidate to be a zoophile. Plus, it seems like there are plenty of zoophilia couples on this very forum.

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Sexual attraction towards non-human animals, specifically that which leads to the action of bestiality.
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(from wikipedia)"Medical research suggests that some zoophiles only become aroused by a specific species (such as horses), some zoophiles become aroused by multiple species (which may or may not include humans), and some zoophiles are not attracted to humans at all."
....Most definitions seem to agree that humans are not necessarily excluded. I just wanted to set things straight.

Taylor - You sound awesome, I wish I could meet you someday, probably not really likely(I don't have a dog either, sadly). I you luck on your endeavor. And BTW I don't think you're bad nor want to abuse a dog, but the ideas are a lil sketch and/or unrealistic.

I liked what ScotExotic, UR20Z, and Dogdaddy69 had to say... I'd say take their advice with going with an experienced dogowner - which seems to be pretty common way for a curious lady(or guy) to try it once and see how it goes.
 
Odds are the dog won't know what to do with you without training. You could get him or her to lick you easily but to fuck they will need to be trained and you will need to know what to do as well or the help of someone who does.
 
LightningGShep said:
They definitely don’t sound like a zoophile, no zoo would would just use a dog and not care for them afterward, most probably they are a bestialist which is ughhhhh. I don’t like people who just use dogs as sex object, it’s never right to do such a thing. they are a fetish seeker.
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Its also never right to condemn anyone elses practices if they are not causing harm to the critter. Your assumption that your way is the only way is " ugghh". The idea that its wrong if it isnt romantic is a bit of a stretch, unless your dog talks, and leaves you love poetry alongside the poop on your floor.
 
Catdog11 said:
pes you're a real stick in the mud... Literally every time I've seen your name it's all just negative comments. You should work on that.
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Of course there will be negative comments on stupid ideas. And people coming here, unfortunately, very often have stupid and unrealistic ideas about animals, intimacy with animals, and don't have a slightest idea of what are they doing. What you might find negative, is in a fact just his long term dedication (and really admired and appreciated by me) to make people behave in such a way, that zoophiles and bestialists are not viewed as absolute trash, and do care about animals in the first place.
 
While I understand your frustration (believe me!) I don't think these are great ideas.

Neither you nor the potential dogs have any experience which would likely cause more frustration if things didn't work out. You also have no previous relationship with the pup and have no idea if they'd get aggressive and potentially hurt you. Plus the added fact that you'd be taking a huge risk trying this outdoors where there's the potential of getting caught.

It just all seems like a bad idea.
 
Catdog11 said:
pes you're a real stick in the mud... Literally every time I've seen your name it's all just negative comments. You should work on that.
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Someone’s gotta be the stick in the mud around this place, lol. I don’t see anyone else willing to go around on every single thread asking the same questions that have been asked thousands of times before and leading them to those thousands of threads. And I don’t see anyone else taking the time to so eloquently explain why training animals for sex is wrong to every single user that brings it up. Or what about the cleaning up of all the abusive porn that he constantly has to go in and report, sometimes multiple times when users decide to ignore the initial deletion and continue to cheer it on. That kind of patience and dedication doesn’t come easy y’know.

Besides, @pes is far more respectful than a lot of others I’ve seen on the forum even when he does get snappy. At least he didn’t go straight to calling the OP a retard and actually explained why their ideas were unrealistic and reflected badly on them. Because I can name several other users that would have just resorted to name-calling. Gotta have some respect for that.
 
Miss_Rachel said:
Buy a dog from a reputable breeder and care for him like he is a member of the family. You do not just let a dog fuck you and that's it, if that is what you want to do just get a dildo. You just don't do that if you really care. They have feelings too and if that is too much to cope with, leave well alone.
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NEVER buy a dog from a breeder! There are too many dogs and they get euthanised all the time as a side effect of the breeder's commercial activities. Find a mutt that needs reshoming before he goes to the shelter and loses his nuts.
 
Q. I really want to have my first doggy experience, but need a dog. Any tips?
A 1. become a loving Responsible Dog owner.
A 2. seek help from a trusted Responsible zoo dog owner.
A 3. Don't use or seek a non Zoo active dog as you may be teaching it a bad habit that get said dog disciplined (bashed) for what you have taught it..
 
Disregard all the advice telling you to buy any kind of animal at all. Here's what you do instead. You don't look at any listings or offers for buying dogs. Optionally, you get a canine dildo of your preferred dimensions. Then you keep going as you were without adopting a dog. Just the way you seem to regard the topic in the first place tells me that the moment another life, animal or not, is in your hands, you will only carry it as far as it suits yourself. Hence I'd go as far as to advise against getting any children either, harsh as that might be to say.

Perhaps after you've gone through a few thousand sonder moments and had a revelation or ten about how every life in the world isn't just a prop for you, that verdict may finally be reconsidered. Till then, I suggest leaving it be and masturbating instead.
 
170520 said:
NEVER buy a dog from a breeder! There are too many dogs and they get euthanised all the time as a side effect of the breeder's commercial activities. Find a mutt that needs reshoming before he goes to the shelter and loses his nuts.
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Not where we live. Dog breeders here are not the kind of commercial, slave-owners you suffer from. Most here breed for agricultural purposes, our gene-pool is pretty small in that regard.
In my experience, most dogs from shelters, especially in Europe (not where we live) are neutered and spayed before they are rehomed.
 
That's a terrible idea for so many reasons stated above. Strays are one thing but using a shelter dog or abusing somebody's trust for you with their animal is unforgivable given the only thing that could have repercussions from this is the dog getting castrated after showing behavior because of this. :(

I understand your frustration and it's a fun fantasy but let it stay that way for now. Unless you're willing to welcome a dog as a pet in your own home.

Or you can look here in the classifieds?
 
ttaayylloorr1111 said:
I know its crazy but ive been watching doggy porn for 4 years now and i live alone with my bf, and I cant own a dog at this place. Ive been wanting to try being mounted for forever and its gonna be summer soon. I know it could be risky so I only want to try once, but I have a few ideas.

I could post a dogwalking ad on kijiji and take him to my local bush park and quickly let him fuck me, wait for his knot to go back in his leash, continue the walk, and take him home.

That or, I could go to the local shelter which is out of town, and walk a dog and walk him down the bush paths and let him fuck me, wait for his knot to go back into his sheath and take him back.

Or go for lone walks until I find a lone friendly dog and take him into my garage and let him have his way with me?

Would they actually work? Anykme have any other tips on where I could have my first experience?
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If you are indeed real and you really only want to do it or try it once then it's probably best that it remains a fantasy for you because NONE of your ideas are good ideas!!

What people like you fail to understand is that a dog or any other animal is a living and breathing being and playing with them or using them in that manner is just plain wrong!!

You did get one thing right though....................it IS crazy!!
 
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