a) You are such a bitch, I'd rather see you taken by a dog that fuck you myself
b) When I am with you I always end up thinking on any other gorgeous naked woman being fucked (by a dog)
c) Hi darling. How was your day?
Only one answer will let you sleep in the bed, not in the sofa or the neigbours dog house.
look at these responses. Now look at the number of years and messages each of these members have to their names...just use your brain at that point please