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How to get in contact with mares?

Inherit lots of money and land or shmooze your way into a high paying job so you can buy lots of land and own horses. Lol. I too have dreamed for nearly 20 years of a day I could make love to a beautiful mare or at the very least, taste some sweet mare pussy,

Also, this is the wrong section for requests like this.
 
slutcalhoon said:
Inherit lots of money and land or shmooze your way into a high paying job so you can buy lots of land and own horses. Lol. I too have dreamed for nearly 20 years of a day I could make love to a beautiful mare or at the very least, taste some sweet mare pussy,

Also, this is the wrong section for requests like this.
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Where should I go then? Im new here, sorry about that.

langertoss said:
Probably you should start with finding them in your area ?‍♂️
I'm just working with horses like half of my life
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I've reached out to several stables and riding companies and none have gotten back to me about a paid OR volunteer position.
 
AlduinsDoom said:
I've reached out to several stables and riding companies and none have gotten back to me about a paid OR volunteer position.
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It is not necessary to invest a lot of money in buying land, etc., it is enough to buy YOUR mare and rent her a stall at one of the stables nearby (this has its inconveniences, but it is cheaper).
In a relationship with a mare, it is very important to establish a connection between you and gain her trust - which takes quite a long time. But your relationship is worth the effort and time invested.
P.S. I strongly advise against trying fencehopping/ownerhopping, as it is disgusting and dangerous for both the horse and you.
 
1Ostwind1 said:
It is not necessary to invest a lot of money in buying land, etc., it is enough to buy YOUR mare and rent her a stall at one of the stables nearby (this has its inconveniences, but it is cheaper).
In a relationship with a mare, it is very important to establish a connection between you and gain her trust - which takes quite a long time. But your relationship is worth the effort and time invested.
P.S. I strongly advise against trying fencehopping/ownerhopping, as it is disgusting and dangerous for both the horse and you.
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Yeah, I appreciate your time, and to assuage your speculations: no I will not be fencehopping. Yes, the main goal is to get a mare partner, but tbh I want to understand what a mare needs and get an idea of how to care for a mare. Needs both emotional and physical you know? A means to an end, if you will.
 
Aside from expenses, which, as suggested a few posts ago will be MUCH cheaper in the rent a stall scenario...............where do you take her for a date? Can't do that shit out in the open, can't do it at the stable, and can't take her to your place, she will TOTALLY shit on the carpet. Your mom will be pissed. Or your 47 room mates. Whichever is applicable. (making minimum wage, it's gotta be one or the other, right?)
 
AlduinsDoom said:
Yeah, I appreciate your time, and to assuage your speculations: no I will not be fencehopping. Yes, the main goal is to get a mare partner, but tbh I want to understand what a mare needs and get an idea of how to care for a mare. Needs both emotional and physical you know? A means to an end, if you will.
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The main needs of a mare:

Space and walking - the horse should walk, (preferably with you)

Communication with her own kind - company during walking in paddock is very necessary (if you plan to achieve a romantic relationship with a mare, then I advise you to limit her communication with male horses, such as geldings and especially stallions).

Decent food is one of the most important points in the needs of a horse. Not dusty high-quality hay and concentrates (grain).

Movement - The horse's legs are her second heart, if the horse stands still, she will start to become ill.

Training - is important for establishing a connection between you (in your hands on the ground) and for keeping the horse in shape.
 
Personally, I went to some state fairs where I could interact with horses and have a feeling about them.

I started from a lifetime... respectful shiness about animals that can easily hurt or kill you even by accident.

Later on, I booked some morning riding activities, arriving early so I could pester all the boarded horses in there. Learned some wanted petting while others played along while chasing the chance of biting your arm.

None of that had even a hint of sexuality... mostly

After that, with a bolder friend we rented donkeys for trecking in the mountains, longer time was like three days. Not going to lie, hoped for something to happen but nothing happened.

Now, well. I *am* confident enough to get near and interact hopefully understanding what they want.

tl:dr
I'd start with regular activities to know how you feel with horses. Last thing you want is buying a mare just to discover that is not really what you expected
 
Goattobeloved said:
Personally, I went to some state fairs where I could interact with horses and have a feeling about them.

I started from a lifetime... respectful shiness about animals that can easily hurt or kill you even by accident.

Later on, I booked some morning riding activities, arriving early so I could pester all the boarded horses in there. Learned some wanted petting while others played along while chasing the chance of biting your arm.

None of that had even a hint of sexuality... mostly

After that, with a bolder friend we rented donkeys for trecking in the mountains, longer time was like three days. Not going to lie, hoped for something to happen but nothing happened.

Now, well. I *am* confident enough to get near and interact hopefully understanding what they want.

tl:dr
I'd start with regular activities to know how you feel with horses. Last thing you want is buying a mare just to discover that is not really what you expected
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Good advice! Exactly what I'm trying to do!!!
 
1Ostwind1 said:
The main needs of a mare:

Space and walking - the horse should walk, (preferably with you)

Communication with her own kind - company during walking in paddock is very necessary (if you plan to achieve a romantic relationship with a mare, then I advise you to limit her communication with male horses, such as geldings and especially stallions).

Decent food is one of the most important points in the needs of a horse. Not dusty high-quality hay and concentrates (grain).

Movement - The horse's legs are her second heart, if the horse stands still, she will start to become ill.

Training - is important for establishing a connection between you (in your hands on the ground) and for keeping the horse in shape.
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Thank you for taking the time to write this, lots of useful advice ?
 
AlduinsDoom said:
I have just started my adult life but I'm only working minimum wage and want to lose my virginity to a horse. No idea how, just wanted ideas.
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Youre Kidding, yes?...Either you own it or you DO NOT TOUCH. No stable owner or horse person is very likely to make your desire a reality. SAVE YOUR Money til you can own a place with the needed space , then save to obtain a horse or a pony. While you're saving, do a lot of reading about Equine Husbandry... That knowledge will serve you well when the time comes.

You joined a few days ago, and have 13 posts....no one here has even a slight idea of whom you are, or of whether you can be trusted with the time of day....READ....then READ SOME MORE....and when you get tired of it, go back to the beginning and RE-READ all of it.
 
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