How to find horse
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nekdoneco123
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
wouldn't it be hilarious if this was how hetero/homosexual ppl looked for partners as well? begged ppl who already have one for easy skip to the finish line?
why is it different for "us"?
why is it different for "us"?
MashaSobaka
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ZephyrZoo
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
It won't be that simple. First of all, it will be a miracle to find anyone on earth who will let you near their animals knowing what your intentions are. And then if, IF you ever get close enough to a horse you're never going to know if you two will get along. If your personalities will gel. Animals to a large extent are like people, looking for a partner isn't like going up to the nearest one and saying: "hmmmm, yes you'll do." You have to build up a relationship and trust.
It will be much safer and easier if you own a ranch or your own big property where you can keep your own horses. Even then, there's no guarantee that it will result in your dream fuck buddy. Sometimes it's best to be patient and rather take the safe route.
It will be much safer and easier if you own a ranch or your own big property where you can keep your own horses. Even then, there's no guarantee that it will result in your dream fuck buddy. Sometimes it's best to be patient and rather take the safe route.
nekdoneco123
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
how dare you bring logic into not-so-subtle begging thread?
ZephyrZoo
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
I apologise, I like to give strangers the benefit of the doubt when it comes to the IQ department.?
Step 1, buy enough property to house a horse
Step 2, build a barn and all required fencing to keep a horse
Step 3, buy a horse
Step 4, spend time with said horse and hope to build a relationship with them that may or may not include sex
Step 2, build a barn and all required fencing to keep a horse
Step 3, buy a horse
Step 4, spend time with said horse and hope to build a relationship with them that may or may not include sex
YanchaOkami
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
Before those well-described steps there would be the need to ensure that even with all the time a horse or even multiple of them requires ..
.. that there's still enough money to care for the horse(s) and feed them (and yourself), as well as pay all necessary expenses for veterinary, healthcare, hygiene, ..
If there's no money available, that's the first step to solve.
iwanttobeabottom
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
1: Find horse
2: Lower pants
3: Get kicked into next week
2: Lower pants
3: Get kicked into next week
Furlorne
Tourist
Thank you to the people taking the time to provide serious answers to OP. Yep, it sure could be a horny begging thread, but I think when it comes to having zoo experiences, it’s okay to acknowledge that there can (and should be) a middle ground between bare-bones fetish seeking and suggesting that someone should accrue wealth, buy property, and build one’s whole life around accommodating an animal partner before even considering the possibility of having a zoo experience.