how to find have have sex with a cow

[dragium]

i would really like to have sex with a cow, where can i find one and how can i have sex with it?

 

[Daedalus]

I'mma count the minutes til this one gets pitched into the dumpster fire... ?

 

[Mare Lover 1975]

Buy a cow and hope she's interested, otherwise make friends with someone who might eventually be willing to share theirs.

 

[temporaryacc]

I doubt this will stay in the main forum for long haha.

Number 1 most important thing: DO NOT FENCE HOP
- You might spook or traumatize the cow (yes they have emotions. It’s a living being, not just a sex object)
- If you get caught it might not just be a cell in your future. Could be a bullet right in the skull. Either way your life is ruined.

The best bet is to get a cow yourself. Which is unobtainable for a lot of people and that’s okay. Sometimes we don’t get our wildest fantasies, and sometimes we can grieve that.

Don’t let lust or love destroy your future or the future of another being.

Best of luck.

 

[Mare Lover 1975]

how can i find a mare to have sex with

i really want to have sex with a mare but i have no clue how to find one, any ideas?

www.zoovilleforum.net

 

[dogluver101]

Gee, your post history shows you're desperate, and making another thread I assume because you're not getting the answer you're getting? Guess that sucks.

 

[underdoged]

Don't fence hop you will get caught or shot depending on the owner

 

[choppa79]

I’d say get a job on a farm and work your way to it slowly and stealthy like when the farmer trusts you to be alone or he’s out buying farm shit