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How to communicate with other humans...

Knottedfortune

Zooville Settler
So to put it simply i want to start communicating with other humans again and hopefully make some zoo friends, short and simple.
Problem is I've lived alone with my girl (lazy akita inu) in a rural town for over 4 years and see very few people on a monthly basis yet alone talk to them, I'm not unhappy about this nor am i feeling lonely, i just feel like nows a good time in my life to talk to people again, only between my sliver of autism mixed into years of self isolation have caused me to forget how to hold a conversation on things that aren't me giving an order or making a request.

Honestly I'm not really sure what I'm asking for here other than how socially awkward can one be before even other zoos dont want to deal with you?
 
If you are going after talking to other zoos and not regular people, then maybe join some chat or start a discussion to see how people react.
Making friends among zoos is probably more difficult than ordinary people though due to the inherent secrecy.
 
If you are going after talking to other zoos and not regular people, then maybe join some chat or start a discussion to see how people react.
Making friends among zoos is probably more difficult than ordinary people though due to the inherent secrecy.
So just run a bit of trial and error on here and just see what happens, thats sort of how i ended up starting this thread.
I wanted to start a conversation with someone but wasn't sure what subject to go with so i started a conversation on how to start a conversation haha!

Also the secrecy doesn't bother me as I'll be mostly the same way, although that may slightly limit talking topics.

I think a lot of zoos tend to be socially awkward, so no biggie.
It'd be funny to see 2 people who suck at talking trying to talk.
Then again most threads here seem like a mob of autistic people in a big room all talking to themselves...
 
Then again most threads here seem like a mob of autistic people in a big room all talking to themselves...
That is the nature of forums. This is even worse on IM and fast moving rooms which can not hold any long conversation since everything moves quickly. It devolves to twitter basically. :D
 
If you are going after talking to other zoos and not regular people, then maybe join some chat or start a discussion to see how people react.
Making friends among zoos is probably more difficult than ordinary people though due to the inherent secrecy.
Yes it’s hard to meet true zoo friends .
It’s easy to get attached to a fake zoo which sux
 
Social interactions are complicated if your really trying to look into it rather hard. Most of the time it’s trial and error. Keep what works and dump what don’t.
 
Yes it’s hard to meet true zoo friends .
It’s easy to get attached to a fake zoo which sux
Can you perhaps elaborate on this 'fake zoo' thing? Someone trying to catfish you into an arrest or something?
I think the OP is looking for zoophiles, not someone who promises you a strip show with a dog. :D
Yeh honestly im a little tired of the constant horny that seems to be the only thing on most zoos minds, i just want to meet another zoo that hopefully isn't some sex starving 50 year old desperate to fuck my dog!
 
Yeh honestly im a little tired of the constant horny that seems to be the only thing on most zoos minds, i just want to meet another zoo that hopefully isn't some sex starving 50 year old desperate to fuck my dog!
This is a little bit difficult. Since most normal topics are off the table due to secrecy, sex kind of remains a safe topic.
 
Yeh honestly im a little tired of the constant horny that seems to be the only thing on most zoos minds, i just want to meet another zoo that hopefully isn't some sex starving 50 year old desperate to fuck my dog!
That's why you're supposed to chat with them online for a while, then meet in a public space when you're ready. Basically don't rush into things, take it slow.
 
Have you tried/an/?
I like /an/ but you got to time it right when going there or you'll just end up trapped in a loop about how shit pibbles are or that all husky owners are zoo's.

This is a little bit difficult. Since most normal topics are off the table due to secrecy, sex kind of remains a safe topic.
Surely there's other topics than sex people can talk about without incriminating themselves, i can go on for hours about my girl without mentioning where i live or how tight she is!

take it slow.
Slow i can do, akitas and their owners tend to be the slow to move type.
 
Surely there's other topics than sex people can talk about without incriminating themselves, i can go on for hours about my girl without mentioning where i live or how tight she is!
I find that when a conversation is ALL about zoo and zoo sex, any conversation with that person usually ceases fairly quickly. Yeah, I'm a zoo, yes I have sex with my female dog, yes she's the love of my life. But when conversations are only about that one aspect of my life, you find yourself running out of things to talk about quickly.

Most chats I have with fellow zoos are like 10% zoo related, 90% everything else. There's more to life than having sex with animals, and there's more to me than the fact that I have sex with animals. That doesn't mean I go around incriminating myself, but there most certainly are more things to talk about that won't necessarily reveal who I am, IRL.
 
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