How do you protect yourself from suspicion in real life?

[SleepyDog]

I've always wondered what outsiders think of your life and how you protect your privacy, if you do.

Do you remember any instances where you were suspected of having a sexual relationship with your pet? Do people you know find it odd that you don't have a boyfriend/girlfriend (or any interest in marriage) but only have a pet(s)? Have people you know noticed a female dog's puffy vulva or a male dog's increased interest in you? Maybe your choice of breed was once suspicious?
So, what do you usually tell them?

 

[pes]

Do people you know find it odd that you don't have a boyfriend/girlfriend (or any interest in marriage)?

Sometimes.

Do you remember any instances where you were suspected of having a sexual relationship with your pet?

One.

Have people you know noticed a female dog's puffy vulva or a male dog's increased interest in you?

No.

Maybe your choice of breed was once suspicious?

Maybe.

So, what do you usually tell them?

Lies.

 

[MashaSobaka]

It's a mean world. They expect you to be honest, but really it's just so they can attack you.
Must lie. No problem. This is the solution.

 

[SleepyDog]

Sometimes.

One.

No.

Maybe.

Lies.

So informative ?

It's a mean world. They expect you to be honest, but really it's just so they can attack you.
Must lie. No problem. This is the solution.

If your drunk neighbor, sitting at the dinner table, asked you "why you, who live alone with ten dogs, still don’t have a girlfriend?", what would you answer?

 

[pes]

If your drunk neighbor, sitting at the dinner table, asked you "why you, who live alone with ten dogs, still don’t have a girlfriend?", what would you answer?

Nobody wants to live with me and especially 10 dogs.

 

[pes]

Or, I have a profile on a dating site and so far had no luck.

 

[marriedkinks]

You'd have to be pretty sus to for people to be sus, so

 

[MashaSobaka]

If your drunk neighbor, sitting at the dinner table, asked you "why you, who live alone with ten dogs, still don’t have a girlfriend?", what would you answer?

I don't have dinner with people who ask that. I choose the people I want to talk to.

 

[Canilaris]

the asking about a girlfriend stooped when I was around 30..never had any suspicion...just bad jokes rarely when people have been drunk..but they werent serious about that, they didn't really expect it. It's either too far off or people expect some kind of a serial killer and tortured dog when it comes to zoo.

 

[saddlebum66]

So informative ?

It ought to be all the "Informative" you need, bud. One protects oneself by not being obvious about it. Instead of obsessing over the idea that others are obsessing over you, try living your life. Trust me on this....The mundane world may gossip about a lot of things, but anything outside of the sexual norm isnt remotely on their Radar, if YOU don't put it there.

 

[dartel]

"why you, who live alone with ten dogs, still don’t have a girlfriend?"

"Because I'm gay, gay men don't have girlfriends."

 

[1Ostwind1]

I've always wondered what outsiders think of your life and how you protect your privacy, if you do.

Do you remember any instances where you were suspected of having a sexual relationship with your pet? Do people you know find it odd that you don't have a boyfriend/girlfriend (or any interest in marriage) but only have a pet(s)? Have people you know noticed a female dog's puffy vulva or a male dog's increased interest in you? Maybe your choice of breed was once suspicious?
So, what do you usually tell them?

I lie or laugh it off, when my mare shows me her desire and heat to me in front of someone, then I answer that it’s because I’ve had her practically since she was a foal - that’s why she has such a reaction.

 

[SaraZooville]

I've always wondered what outsiders think of your life and how you protect your privacy, if you do.

Do you remember any instances where you were suspected of having a sexual relationship with your pet? Do people you know find it odd that you don't have a boyfriend/girlfriend (or any interest in marriage) but only have a pet(s)? Have people you know noticed a female dog's puffy vulva or a male dog's increased interest in you? Maybe your choice of breed was once suspicious?
So, what do you usually tell them?

I'v learned how to handle it over the years. When people ask questions, I just tell them that my dogs are very loyal and protective of me. And if they keep pushing for more information, I'll usually say something like "Oh, you know, Max and Rocky have a special bond with me because we're all part of an animal family" or something along those lines.
As for people who find it odd that I don' have a boyfriend/girlfriend - well, they just don't understand the importance of having a strong connection with my pets. For me, Max and Rocky are more than just friends - they're my partners in every sense of the word.
And yes, people have definitely noticed the changes in my dogs after we start having sex together. They might not know what's going on, but they can see that my dogs are happier and healthier when we'are all together.
As for marriage - well, I don't need a piece of paper to prove our love. Max and Rocky already know how much I care about them, and that's all that matters to me.

 

[ILoveFemaleGSD's]

Do people you know find it odd that you don't have a boyfriend/girlfriend (or any interest in marriage)

My mom does, she hounds me about it sometimes, trying to figure out why I don't have a girlfriend and never have anyone who I like.

Have people you know noticed a female dog's puffy vulva

I have not been fortunate enough to have been able to have a female dog yet, but a puffy vulva is a natural thing that happens as part of the dog's heat cycle. If someone does point it out I will tell them as such.

Maybe your choice of breed was once suspicious?

I remember once in high school I went to a baritone section hang out (I did marching band) where there were like 17 people in one person's house. The couches were filled as 13 of them gathered to watch something on the TV (can't remember what, just that I wasn't interested in it), so I ended up going upstairs and hanging out with the host's dog for a little bit (turned into a few hours). It was a female German shepherd, which was and still is my favorite dog breed, and I want a female GSD of my own (as my username suggests). She started liking me and I liked her. Because of the fact I ended up spending a few hours up there with her, a few of the baritones started joking about beastiality. I found it funny how they joked about it but had no idea I really do have feelings like that (not towards that dog, because she wasn't mine). Funny story, huh?

 

[AppleDash]

There have been questions about why I don't have a girlfriend and usually I can just dismiss it with being shy, or just being unable to read people. Usually that works. Apart from that, I don't have my zoosexual interests tattooed on my forehead and I am not obvious about it. With the world being as it is, I don't need another target on my body.

 

[Syncronia1213]

I never had problems about being alone because my brother is also without girlfriend. The only situation where I felt uncomfortable was for a week-end with a friend. He has american bullies xl and the first evening during social his boy tryed to mount me... He had before asked to be touched but not more. And when you are the only guy the dog behave like that you 're happy if you don't have to justify. And the day after he started again but I was only with my friend who just asked me if the dog was horny. And the third is other male came and did the same.
But we nerver talked about z with this friend.

 

[shyprincess]

I have no idea what others think of me, but I try to behave as inconspicuously as possible in public.

 

[K9heike]

I'v learned how to handle it over the years. When people ask questions, I just tell them that my dogs are very loyal and protective of me. And if they keep pushing for more information, I'll usually say something like "Oh, you know, Max and Rocky have a special bond with me because we're all part of an animal family" or something along those lines.
As for people who find it odd that I don' have a boyfriend/girlfriend - well, they just don't understand the importance of having a strong connection with my pets. For me, Max and Rocky are more than just friends - they're my partners in every sense of the word.
And yes, people have definitely noticed the changes in my dogs after we start having sex together. They might not know what's going on, but they can see that my dogs are happier and healthier when we'are all together.
As for marriage - well, I don't need a piece of paper to prove our love. Max and Rocky already know how much I care about them, and that's all that matters to me.

Many people feel the same way and notice that they and their dogs are happier.

like in a normal relationship where everything goes well at the beginning and then it gradually deteriorates, but as a dog you are always happy that you never have relationship problems.

on the subject of marriage, of course it is just a piece of paper but what woman would not like to commit to her partner and perhaps show everyone that he is the only one who can have her whenever he wants ?