how do you know if a girl your chatting to is into zoo

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hello all got a question im currently chatting to a girl who does own a dog not sure if she is into zoo she does suggest bringing the dog with her when are finally going to hook up and have sex and when questioned is the dog friendly she said yes he will lick your face and i repiled what will you do she replied ill lick your face to am i wrong or that a sign or any advice to try find out weather is she into zoo
 
You ask her. That is the only way. Unless she asks you first.
You can also do the secret zoo handshake that requires basil and cheddar cheese.
How do you suppose someone on the internet can know if a complete nobody somewhere else is into zoo?

Secret codes for zoo lovers

I know the title of the thread may sound like a james bond movie lol. But I want to know if there are codes you use to let other people know you are into zoo (of course I´m talking about codes that only another zoophile would understand so in case someone that doesn´t like it sees/hears the...
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welshguy86 said:
ok but am i reading into things a bit much tho after the licking comments
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Yes you are. It is a very common thing to do.

What to do

I live next to a big park. I walk my dogs and always see and meet people with dogs. I run into several single women with in tact dogs. Why else would a woman have an in tact dog but for sex? Not saying all of them but most. Is it a safe enough assumption to start to hint with any of them or is...
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welshguy86 said:
hello all got a question im currently chatting to a girl who does own a dog not sure if she is into zoo she does suggest bringing the dog with her when are finally going to hook up and have sex and when questioned is the dog friendly she said yes he will lick your face and i repiled what will you do she replied ill lick your face to am i wrong or that a sign or any advice to try find out weather is she into zoo
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It’s almost certain she is not into zoo. Most people aren’t, she is more than likely just a lady with a dog, so if you value your freedom and quality of life, I probably wouldn’t mention much regarding zoo to her at all.
 
Or she may as well be. Is it a male dog? If yes ask if he is fixed. If he is not, tell her an female friend of yours always complained that her unfixed male dog was constantly horny and even tried to mount her, etc (you get the idea). Make it playful. It has worked for me numerous times. Make her feel safe and understood. She won't confess but maybe she will start dropping hints. You can pm me as well if you want.

Also one side note, it is not illegal everywhere. People tend to forget that legislation is different in countries other than their country...
 
John2023 said:
Or she may as well be. Is it a male dog? If yes ask if he is fixed. If he is not, tell her an female friend of yours always complained that her unfixed male dog was constantly horny and even tried to mount her, etc (you get the idea). Make it playful. It has worked for me numerous times. Make her feel safe and understood. She won't confess but maybe she will start dropping hints. You can pm me as well if you want.

Also one side note, it is not illegal everywhere. People tend to forget that legislation is different in countries other than their country...
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It is almost illegal everywhere. I hate to be this guy, but this is terrible advice you are giving. It’s a great way to throw your life away. I mean, if you guys don’t care about the potential repercussions of being outed as zoos, then have a blast, but this is just asking for trouble.
 
Not where I live. Here it is a misdemeanor and so far no one has been convicted as long as the animal was the active part (not receiving penetration).
And, what I wrote wouldn't qualify as outing yourself as a zoo.
However, you should be aware of the legal status on your country.

I have been dating a lot in recent years and raised the topic a lot but in a careful way. You would be surprised how many women are open or at least neutral. The worst was like "oh that's really possible? I always thought it was a joke".
That being said, the women I talked to and chatted with were mostly one with a high libido and sexually open-minded.
 
John2023 said:
Not where I live. Here it is a misdemeanor and so far no one has been convicted as long as the animal was the active part (not receiving penetration).
And, what I wrote wouldn't qualify as outing yourself as a zoo.
However, you should be aware of the legal status on your country.

I have been dating a lot in recent years and raised the topic a lot but in a careful way. You would be surprised how many women are open or at least neutral. The worst was like "oh that's really possible? I always thought it was a joke".
That being said, the women I talked to and chatted with were mostly one with a high libido and sexually open-minded.
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A misdemeanor is still illegal, that still implies a crime of some sort has taken place, just to a lesser extent than a felony would warrant. Not that I plan on arguing semantics with you.

Like I said, you guys can do you, but I have personally see this go terribly, horribly wrong for folks, and so I consider it bad advice. Opening up like this to strangers is an awful idea, in anyone’s stretch of imagination.

Even as being charged as a misdemeanor, would that be worth getting your rocks off to you? Why am I even asking, I already know that it is just by what you’ve said here. Just because you’ve played with fire in the past and haven’t been burnt, does not negate the giant propensity for it to happen. You keep rolling the dice, you’re bound to get snake eyes at some point. As the saying goes, play stupid games, win stupid prizes. Good luck to you, but my advice to the OP would be not to try to wheedle zoosexuality out of a strange woman he’s just met where it isn’t. Talk about sticking your dick in a hornet’s nest.
 
Mh I really don't see your point. Talking about bestiality isn't illegal. In fact watching zoo porn is mostly legal. And saying that your friends dog is horny doesn't make you a zoo nor does it qualify as bestiality. That's not playing with fire, in fact it is entirely legal. You can also say that fantasising about it is hot without getting in hot waters.

There are literally dozens of dog or animal shaped dildos on amazon, which also is entirely legal. And buying them won't get you in trouble.

So where is the problem, honestly?

A misdemeanour by the way means, where I live, that you have to pay a fine, imprisonment is impossible by law. And that's only when you penetrate an animal and someone can prove it.
 
John2023 said:
Mh I really don't see your point. Talking about bestiality isn't illegal. In fact watching zoo porn is mostly legal. And saying that your friends dog is horny doesn't make you a zoo nor does it qualify as bestiality. That's not playing with fire, in fact it is entirely legal. You can also say that fantasising about it is hot without getting in hot waters.

There are literally dozens of dog or animal shaped dildos on amazon, which also is entirely legal. And buying them won't get you in trouble.

So where is the problem, honestly?

A misdemeanour by the way means, where I live, that you have to pay a fine, imprisonment is impossible by law. And that's only when you penetrate an animal and someone can prove it.
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Hey, like I said. You do you, and take all the risks you like. If it’s not a problem for you to take the risks, it’s not a problem for me. 👍 I am totally all set with even misdemeanor animal cruelty charges though, thanks.
 
welshguy86 said:
hello all got a question im currently chatting to a girl who does own a dog not sure if she is into zoo she does suggest bringing the dog with her when are finally going to hook up and have sex and when questioned is the dog friendly she said yes he will lick your face and i repiled what will you do she replied ill lick your face to am i wrong or that a sign or any advice to try find out weather is she into zoo
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Let's say for a minute she's not into it; is it a deal breaker? Are you willing to walk away?
 
John2023 said:
Mh I really don't see your point. Talking about bestiality isn't illegal. In fact watching zoo porn is mostly legal. And saying that your friends dog is horny doesn't make you a zoo nor does it qualify as bestiality. That's not playing with fire, in fact it is entirely legal. You can also say that fantasising about it is hot without getting in hot waters.

There are literally dozens of dog or animal shaped dildos on amazon, which also is entirely legal. And buying them won't get you in trouble.

So where is the problem, honestly?

A misdemeanour by the way means, where I live, that you have to pay a fine, imprisonment is impossible by law. And that's only when you penetrate an animal and someone can prove it.
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But there will be a record. It will come back to haunt you. If some employer, Military Service, or an interested female,or a Church you wish to join checks background, you could find yourself rejected and at best, you wont know why. At worst, a scene will be made.

If you get popped for something else later, particularly of a sexual nature, even a misdemeanor will count, because by paying the fine, you pled guilty. Life isn't QUITE as simple as you think, Bud.
 
Misdemeanours dont show up in those records. Apparently not all countries are like the US. Plus, talking about it is nowhere a crime nor a misdemeanour.
 
Wow, are you actually reading? Talking about it is not a misdemeanor! Probably nowhere.
As I said, you can even buy dog dildos on amazon.
So why not have a chat about it and see how she reacts? If she is open, great, if she is like "that's gross" you drop the subject. And don't tell.me now that this can land you in court. Not between two consenting adults. But then, what do I know about the USA...
 
John2023 said:
Wow, are you actually reading? Talking about it is not a misdemeanor! Probably nowhere.
As I said, you can even buy dog dildos on amazon.
So why not have a chat about it and see how she reacts? If she is open, great, if she is like "that's gross" you drop the subject. And don't tell.me now that this can land you in court. Not between two consenting adults. But then, what do I know about the USA...
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That’s me blowing you off. Largely sarcasm, but since it seems English isn’t your first language, it flew about 25,000 feet over your head.

Yes, I can read, and I know what is, and is not a crime in my own country.

Your advice sucks, and you shouldn’t be goving it to people.

You make misdemeanors sound like parking tickets. In your country, wherever that may be, this may be the case, but in the majority of the civilized world, they are not. They are serious, and to be avoided. Mostly by making sure you’re not opening yourself up to strangers about zoophilia, among other things.

Christ, did you really believe me to be that stupid? Bust out the google translate friend, and let me know how much of this went over your head, too.
 
if you don't talk about it, meeting like-minded becomes impossible. Talking and fantasising is entirely legal. There is really no (legal) risk there. People write reviews for the animal shaped dildos they have bought. And honestly, that helps a lot.to normalise it.

I do agree that a misdemeanor should be avoided at all cost. But as long as you only talk about it, there is no way you can get into trouble.

If you decide not to talk about it and rather spend your time thinking no one you talk to shares your kink, that's up to you.
When I feel the person is open minded I usually drop hints and have thus met like minded women. Both online and irl.
 
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