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How do you ensure your male dog doesn’t try to have sex in public?

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For those who own male dogs, how do you ensure your male dogs don’t try to have sex with you or others when in public? What about vets, can they tell if a male dog has sex with humans?
 
Hod1900 said:
For those who own male dogs, how do you ensure your male dogs don’t try to have sex with you or others when in public?
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My male's tell is often mistaken for stubborn teenage disobedience, and people seem to think it's cute, so I'm good there. They don't seem to realize he's trying to pull their hand onto his junk :ROFLMAO:

Hod1900 said:
What about vets, can they tell if a male dog has sex with humans?
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As a top, no, there would be no way unless your dog somehow contracted an infection that could only be had thru sex with humans, and zoonosis is rare as hell. If you are mounting your male, it is possible, depending on your size and the core you take in comparison to the dog, SOME permanent damage COULD be detected, but again, it's highly unlikely, and would require some pretty nasty extremes to have permanent scarring from that.

Now if you brought him to the vet with a full load of cum in his ass, they may have a case, but otherwise you're fine.
 
Keep your dog sexually satisfied. Usually the dog will not attempt to mount anyone else but you as long as he is not too horny. At least my dog.
So if you keep the dogl's horniness on a reasonable level jerking him off when needed, he will be completely fine.
For my dog that is at minimum once every 3 days.
There are people who are going to say always using the same room, or the same clothes and stuff like that will do the trick. Well try explaining that to a sexually frustrated dog. Keeping him not sexually frustrated works much better.
 
What are some other tells with dogs that top their owner?
I know the male dog biology will just give them erections at times. But what if your dog is getting frequently aroused and sexual attention seeking around visitors?
 
KnottyBold said:
What are some other tells with dogs that top their owner?
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None. Normal people do not jump to that conclusion. And even if someone asks you why your dog does that, you can say
He is horny,
He wants attention,
It is a dominance behavior,
It is the heat season,
I have not taught him not to do that yet,
He is in puberty,
... Bullshit them with made up nonsense. Normal nozoos do not think in this way, the possibility that your dog is asking for sex because previously you jerked him off and he found a special way of asking you for sex is the last one that comes to mind.
Then there is the whole "What if I ask them and it is not true and it is going to make me look like a pervert." So even if they might think you jerk your dog off, they are not going to ask.
 
I agree bullshitting is the way to go, my concern was not being able to bullshit out of the dog doing something overtly sexually trained but
pes said:
Then there is the whole "What if I ask them and it is not true and it is going to make me look like a pervert." So even if they might think you jerk your dog off, they are not going to ask.
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I hadn't considered this angle. ^^
 
KnottyBold said:
something overtly sexually trained
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Do not train animal for sex.
There is no need for any commands or verbal cues when it comes to sex.
Your dog becomes sexually active and does something like mounting your leg, you help out. That is it. And over time he will come up with a way of asking you for sex himself.
And these ways are usually completely undecipherable for normies. Except the dog trying to mount you. At which point plug in the bullshitting.
 
Or do it the smart way. The people who I am concerned might be an issue know I jerk my dog off.
I told them I do that, and supported it by evidence that jerking a dog off is a practice used in dog shows and working dogs which can not be neutered to keep them calm.
They do not know I use my mouth to do the jerking, but they are no longer an issue.
 
"Not now, honey. I have a headache"
The universal reply for when you don't want to have sex.

If I said that when the dog tried to mount me and people saw, they would laugh and the subject would be forgotten. If I become really embarrassed and blushed some might start to think "what if". If I just handle it like I don't care about it and just say "no", I would not be suspected as a dog-fucker.

As the dog have his way of letting you know he want sex, you can have your ways of both letting him know that you want to have sex and that it is okey if he wants to.
Only having sex with him in a dedicated room and dressed in a specific way, or not dressed at all are easy to learn and harmless signs.
Just walking away or ignoring his attempts when all signs is not met will let him know when it is less appropriate.
In my experience, having sex when you have visitors is not the first thing on their mind, need to greet and say hello to the guests.
 
I don't have a problem with it. We even give each other naughty looks right in front of people and it goes completely unnoticed.

For whatever reason and what it's worth, I'm pretty sure he knows we just don't do that in front of others.

I've even riled him up in front of people and was amazed how much it took for him to start rearing up to mount.

And I actually think in doing that and then saying no to sex reinforced in his head where the line is drawn when people are around.
 
UKFemK9trainer said:
I often use the word training which means the same thing. Although some here seem to object to both.
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I absolutely do not "train" my dogs. I don't even like to use the word "mine" in reference to them.

The difference in my head is this. "Training" means I am choosing the subject matter and the timing of this education. I liken this to a kid in school having English shoved down his throat while he's thinking about learning science.

I encourage THEM to choose the subject matter and timing. I've found that by allowing them that freedom, they are doing what they want, and in all of my experiences since I changed to doing things this way, that they really learn to learn. Learning becomes fun for them, and once I get them to that point, literally EVERYTHING becomes something they want to learn and you can literally pour the info into them with a 5 gallon bucket and a funnel and they retain so much more, because at that point, they are a sponge, hungry for the next bit of information.

Potty training the last consisted of telling him exactly ONCE, to "do that outside".

He knows all the common "sit", "lay down" and all of that, despite the fact that I NEVER taught him any of it, and add to that, I can word it so many different ways and he gets it nearly 100% of the time.

The one before him is the one that more or less taught me this method.

He learned by just listening to two people having a conversation as well as by observation. An example of that was him watching me pile up brush to be burned. He watched me throw a few branches on a pile, and then started helping me with no encouragement for me whatsoever..

They really are amazing, and the personality that comes out of them when they feel like an equal versus always wondering if they're doing things your way is really astonishing.
 
Hod1900 said:
For those who own male dogs, how do you ensure your male dogs don’t try to have sex with you or others when in public? What about vets, can they tell if a male dog has sex with humans?
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Obedience classes work wonders, and they are not usually expensive. Ideally you want the dog to be a good citizen....that is...in public he understands your expectations, and YOU arent asking for more than he can give... for instance expecting him to hinge on your every word or gesture while you've set him in a room full of kittens...Expect chaos. Canines are not stupid but many things in their heads are instinctive. Work with what HE has.
 
K_9River_rat said:
I absolutely do not "train" my dogs. I don't even like to use the word "mine" in reference to them.

The difference in my head is this. "Training" means I am choosing the subject matter and the timing of this education. I liken this to a kid in school having English shoved down his throat while he's thinking about learning science.

I encourage THEM to choose the subject matter and timing. I've found that by allowing them that freedom, they are doing what they want, and in all of my experiences since I changed to doing things this way, that they really learn to learn. Learning becomes fun for them, and once I get them to that point, literally EVERYTHING becomes something they want to learn and you can literally pour the info into them with a 5 gallon bucket and a funnel and they retain so much more, because at that point, they are a sponge, hungry for the next bit of information.

Potty training the last consisted of telling him exactly ONCE, to "do that outside".

He knows all the common "sit", "lay down" and all of that, despite the fact that I NEVER taught him any of it, and add to that, I can word it so many different ways and he gets it nearly 100% of the time.

The one before him is the one that more or less taught me this method.

He learned by just listening to two people having a conversation as well as by observation. An example of that was him watching me pile up brush to be burned. He watched me throw a few branches on a pile, and then started helping me with no encouragement for me whatsoever..

They really are amazing, and the personality that comes out of them when they feel like an equal versus always wondering if they're doing things your way is really astonishing.
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Your dogs are clearly geniuses, smarter than humans, well done!
 
If any of you are near Knoxville and have a dog that wants sex too much, have me over. I'll take whatever he wants to give. :cool: That way he won't try to mount strangers. ;-p
(That's right, I'm just thinking of you!)
 
UKFemK9trainer said:
Your dogs are clearly geniuses, smarter than humans, well done!
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Sorry. A bit confused by your response. I'm sorry if you took what I said as an attack. It wasn't meant that way at all.

No they won't be putting any satellites into orbit or anything like that, however we do communicate well.
 
pes said:
Or do it the smart way. The people who I am concerned might be an issue know I jerk my dog off.
I told them I do that, and supported it by evidence that jerking a dog off is a practice used in dog shows and working dogs which can not be neutered to keep them calm.
They do not know I use my mouth to do the jerking, but they are no longer an issue.
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Pretty crazy that it's legally ok to jerk off a dog before a show to keep him under control but it becomes a crime, rape, animal cruelty and whatnot if you do it merely because you and the dog derive pleasure from it.
 
pes said:
Or do it the smart way. The people who I am concerned might be an issue know I jerk my dog off.
I told them I do that, and supported it by evidence that jerking a dog off is a practice used in dog shows and working dogs which can not be neutered to keep them calm.
They do not know I use my mouth to do the jerking, but they are no longer an issue.
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Wow, I never imagined this, although it seems logical to "calm dogs down" this way. Will see dog shows in a different light from now on for sure :)
 
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Regardless of the various differences here in this thread, the reality of dog ownership is exactly that: ownership. YOU own the dog, like it or not. Youre responsible for his or her actions. Damage...on you. Biting...on you. Knocking up that juicy bitch down the street last night....on you if her owner can prove it. The laws are simple enough, whatever you choose to allow in your own domicile.

If jerking a dog off calms him down....so would a treat, like a small piece of dried hotdog....Masturbating a critter may be a practice at Dog Shows...but if it is, it seems a tad self-serving. What happens if someone walks in? In most places in any context, the practice is not explicitly legal. Its sexual. Most of the US States, courtesy of the HSUS and ASPCA( make no mistake; THIS is the Enemy), went to great lengths to categorize anything and everything humans can do with their pets, and make law regulating anything owners can legally do with their pets. There is a separate tier of regs for vets. I dont see a third tier for Dog Shows. I know that when working with a Show Quality puppy, who has an undescended testicle, scrotal massage a couple of times daily is recommended...by breeders, since they often have a financial or other interest in pups they peddle.
In other words, there are likely better ways to calm an excitable dog. Teaching him that your hand is an acceptible target in public, or semi public isnt in your interest.
There's nothing wrong with behavioral training. We do it with children, before theyre old enough for school....dogs are no different. And a well-behaved dog is much less likely to attract untoward attention from the pecksniffs of the world.
 
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