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Household objects I should masturbate with

There is the obvious vegetables of course. Personally I’ve enjoyed a couple hammer handles, and an axe handle. My 3D cell maglite gets used from time to time still. It took some work and practice but I once had 2 tennis balls I glued and tied a length of cord through them as a leash then stuck both in a condom and thoroughly enjoyed myself. Some of the new led light bulbs can be enjoyable as well, but recommend a leash to ease retrieval. Water bottles of your desired size range can be a lot of fun when filled and either heated or frozen. Ice cubes also came into the bedroom many times while I was with my exgf.

Not sure if it qualifies as a household item or not but I used to have an adapter to put a dildo on a sawzall also,
 
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A plumbus.
"Everyone has a plumbus in their home."
 
Mi lata de crema de afeitar se usa con bastante frecuencia. Es demasiado tentador usarlo como consolador después de afeitarse las piernas. Los plátanos grandes también son divertidos si cortas la parte dura del extremo. Luego tienes un refrigerio saludable cuando hayas terminado.;)
fun and healthy ?
 
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