So you're in Georgia, Michigan, and now Nevada? You're thinking a wild animal would not only let you anywhere near it, but would spontaneously fuck you?
You've really done a wonderful job of shooting your profile in the foot on your first day. Forum posts don't go away. In 5 years someone will still be able to look at your post history and see how all over the place your "story" is. Any serious owner is going to do that, and none would see that without becoming suspicious and saying "yeah, that's not someone I want to associate with or trust".