Help with our new friend

[Jaynkaybmth]

So we've now got a house mate with a staffy / boxer Cross who has been netured, he's always extremely hyper, no matter what time of the day it is... The ADHD wannabe dog just NEVER runs out of energy it appears...

So down to our problems...


We are actually trying to find a way to encourage him into becoming more interested...

We've also discovered that he may have a medical problem whereas it appears his cock doesn't seem to be able to come out of the sheaf... At least that's how it visually appears when we tried playing with him the other week...

We attempted to just see if he would naturally start to hump if he was stimulated via a bit of a hand job shall we say?

Well I could feel him getting harder in the sheaf and his knot enlarging but it wasn't protruding even slightly...

Genuinely a bit confused and concerned about what to do at this stage... Any suggestions or ideas?

His age is 2 years old BTW...

His owner who we live with isn't a enthusiast such as ourselves, nor does she even show any sort of potential interest either... She is definitely NOT an approachable person when it comes to anything k9 fun related, it turns out she was abused whilst she was growing up, so it's an extremely touchy area and I have to be very careful with what I say and make jokes about constantly due to my sense of humour being extremely dark, morbid and generally foul and disgusting in all honesty... (a lot of sexual jokes made which aren't suitable even in a sex offenders jail in all honesty apparently my Mrs tells me sometimes)

So we have to be extremely cautious with doing any sort of activities with her dog for safety sake, our nightmare in all honesty right now is to finally go all the way with him and my Mrs... She finally gets to fulfil her long awaited fantasy and gets her pussy or arse hole knotted properly and locked together tight... But not long after becoming knotted together the front door will go as his owner unexpectedly decided to come back home early unannounced or someone peeks through a open window that was forgotten about... Which HAS already nearly happened... Katie thought she'd closed the window apparently, the truth is she lied and hadn't even bothered checking them nor the front door which was also completely unlocked...

So if that was to ever happen and we finally managed to fulfil our combined dreams, it would literally just be our luck to get busted right in the middle of the act...

I mean how exactly are we ever meant to be able to talk our way out of that, let alone not get kicked out, arrested or / and beaten to a pulp...

Looking forward to all your inputs!

Please though, try not to waste either our time or your own time, as well as everyone else's time with silly comments and questions such as (got any pictures or videos of your Mrs or of the dog? Do you want to meet? Etc etc)

We're not posting this thread for people to annoy or bother ourselves with that crap... We're genuinely seeking help and advice from experienced people..

Thanks so much for your advice and input straight off the bat for just taking your time to read this, we both seriously appreciate it so so much x

If there's anything that you think should be raised with us privately then be aware our private message box is open and freely accessible

Thanks again,

Katie and James,
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We are actually trying to find a way to encourage him into becoming more interested...

boxer Cross who has been netured

The purpose of castration is the removal of sexual behavior.

We've also discovered that he may have a medical problem whereas it appears his cock doesn't seem to be able to come out of the sheaf... At least that's how it visually appears when we tried playing with him the other week...

Neutered dogs may completely loose interest in sex over time.
They usually have problems keeping an erection.
The penis and sheath is drier and therefore more sensitive to uncomfortable rubbing which causes pain.

We attempted to just see if he would naturally start to hump if he was stimulated via a bit of a hand job shall we say?

Unlikely unless he was neutered after some sexual experience and even then, castration removes this behavior in the absolute majority of cases.

So we have to be extremely cautious with doing any sort of activities with her dog for safety sake

You are trying to have sex with a dog that is not yours behind the back of the owner?
Do not do that, that is dishonest and deplorable behavior.

The dog is already unlikely to be interested and it is not your dog. Stop what you are doing.