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Have you ever been to one of these places?

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doornaildorthy

Zooville Settler
African lion safari 1386 Cooper Road, Hamilton, Ontario, Canada
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African Safari Wildlife Park 267 S Lightner Road Port Clinton, OH 43452 ( only 17 miles away from Cedar Point)

Well they let you drive in your own cars and feed them.

Ladies and Gentlemen wear easy access clothes (skirts for the ladies and shorts for the men preferably no underwear for both genders) and have fun. Post the pics/ videos.
 
So your basic idea is to drive into a large carnivore enclosure and attempt to get a wild lion to lick your body parts or anything like that?
This is at about the same level of smart as stand still in front of a t-rex because it can not see you. While the animal had the eyesight of a hawk and sense of smell of a bear.
Darwin award awaits you.
 
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pes said:
So your basic idea is to drive into a large carnivore enclosure and attempt to get a wild lion to lick your body parts or anything like that?
This is at about the same level of smart as stand still in front of a t-rex because it can not see you. While the animal had the eyesight of a hawk and sense of smell of a bear.
Darwin award awaits you.
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Before I receive the Darwin award I would like my picture on TIME Magazine. Or National Geographic.
 
You will get a mug shot if you survive it, you will probably cause the death of the animal that attacked you and then you will get a picture in the news for the dumbest way to die this year so far. :D
 
knottyfuckhole said:
My advice is to not go and if you do, follow the park rules and refrain from attempting to have sex with any of the animals. Unless you have a death wish or have been wanting to see what the local Ontario jail facilities near there look like from the inside.
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But if you watch all these videos on tik tok, youtube, instagram, people feeding the animals. the animals They get there heads in the car. What's a little lick job going to hurt? I'm not saying fuck the animal. But if the opportunity arises take the chance you only live once. YOLO.
 
I can see maybe getting licked but you'd have to get out of the car for anything more and that would be very dangerous in more ways than one. Plus, this could be considered fence hopping because you wouldn't have permission.
 
wishboner said:
I can see maybe getting licked but you'd have to get out of the car for anything more and that would be very dangerous in more ways than one. Plus, this could be considered fence hopping because you wouldn't have permission.
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Well I think the people driving would not get out of the cars. Let's not being up fence hopping in this thread because it is frowned upon. That was not the point of this conversation. It's just an idea to get licked. Do something daring.
 
Being licked by wild creatures? Hell no! In fantasies with wolves of course but NEVER in real. My life is too valuable for me to take a risk of being atacked or eaten in safari.
Hillarious idea, sounds like horny wet dream not something can be done in reality.

doornaildorthy said:
Ladies and Gentlemen wear easy access clothes (skirts for the ladies and shorts for the men preferably no underwear for both genders) and have fun. Post the pics/ videos.
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And yeah.. you wanna pictures, eh?
If you wanna see pics about safari sex with wild animals - please see Artwork gallery 😉
 
pes said:
So your basic idea is to drive into a large carnivore enclosure and attempt to get a wild lion to lick your body parts or anything like that?
This is at about the same level of smart as stand still in front of a t-rex because it can not see you. While the animal had the eyesight of a hawk and sense of smell of a bear.
Darwin award awaits you.
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pes said:
You will get a mug shot if you survive it, you will probably cause the death of the animal that attacked you and then you will get a picture in the news for the dumbest way to die this year so far. :D
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I suppose that if he had the courage to do so, he would have been rewarded with an episode in the program "1000 Ways to Die".
 
Ooook... That is quite a plan 😂


doornaildorthy said:
Post the pics/ videos.
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labluv658 said:
they probably have cameras in every single area with no blind spots
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Nice. So the video service is provided by the park. Do you need to pay extra to get the footage? 😸

Do not forget to book the full premium pack including the lion show.
It is expensive but you have front row views and any drop you can get your finger on

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Lions Have Sex on Top of Safari Truck Full of People, Wild Video

A couple of lions felt the love so much that they started banging on top of a tourist safari truck ... and the people inside certainly got an eyeful and then some.
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