Guys... I really need help here.

[RandyGG]

So I've been absolutely trying to find some people to hookup with, but I've gotten nowhere... It seems a few people on here reply to some other people every once in a while, but I really haven't got anything...

Are there any dedicated beast hookup sites? I am a 19yo male who HAS SOME experience but really wanna find others..

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

So, by hookup you mean meet someone for sex? What approaches are you trying? Looking in the regional threads at all?

 

[pes]

Wow you discovered how hilarious the area of utter human desperation known as Bestiality Personal Ads & Meetup is.

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Should have known pes would know which thread to suggest lol

 

[pes]

So, by hookup you mean meet someone for sex? What approaches are you trying? Looking in the regional threads at all?

Yes. Look at his history. He has done basically nothing else.
Almost looks like if you have 0 notoriety and nothing to say about yourself that would make you a trustworthy individual your chances go down.

 

[dogluver101]

There's no dating website. Don't expect every single user here is offering up their dog.

 

[RandyGG]

Wait

 

[RandyGG]

I've done something wrong?

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

If you meant my comment, it was the wrong thread. My bad

 

[RandyGG]

I'm not tryna offend or cause any problems...

 

[RandyGG]

If you meant my comment, it was the wrong thread. My bad

Okie

 

[pes]

I've done something wrong?

I think he mistaken you for a different user that posted their wickr name 3 times.

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

This exactly

I think he mistaken you for a different user that posted their wickr name 3 times.

 

[RandyGG]

This exactly

Ah ok

I think he mistaken you for a different user that posted their wickr name 3 times.

 

[RandyGG]

So anyways
...

Any advice?

Not tryna be a butt or anything, just really wanting to be part of a physical community and not just all talk.

 

[pes]

Almost looks like if you have 0 notoriety and nothing to say about yourself that would make you a trustworthy individual your chances go down.

 

[pes]

Sorry but if you asked me for my dog with that history, I would reject you in the first message. You are a nobody with nothing saying you can be trusted.

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

So anyways
...

Any advice?

Not tryna be a butt or anything, just really wanting to be part of a physical community and not just all talk.

If you don't have any kind of history being involved in the community chat and get to know people you can't really expect everyone to be very trusting

 

[RandyGG]

Oof... Ok. Didn't realize it was that way on here... Problem is I'm not quite sure how to interact on here even... I don't have much experience, just some... Not sure on what advice to give... Not sure of much really.

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

You don't have to talk explicitly about zoo sex. There are hundreds of threads related to all kinds of non porn things to get to know people

 

[pes]

Oof... Ok. Didn't realize it was that way on here... Problem is I'm not quite sure how to interact on here even... I don't have much experience, just some... Not sure on what advice to give... Not sure of much really.

There are dozens of thousands of threads here, you really have nothing to say in any of them?
43,073

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

In my opinion, being involved generally and not just in the porn posts would make an owner feel like you're not just wanting to USE their animal. Shows them you are not here just to fuck an animal you know?

 

[RandyGG]

Ah... Not quite the advice I was looking for, but sound advice nonetheless guys ... I genuinely appreciate it.

Yeah, sorry, I'm not a social media or thread person... Never done anything like this... Just attempting to find people to know.

 

[pes]

Oof... Ok. Didn't realize it was that way on here...

Have you ever had an animal of your own?
Do you have any idea how dreadful the idea that some moron you invited from the internet into your private life is going to take your animal away from you? Because they faked who they are.
You need to be trustworthy. And these things take time.

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Ah... Not quite the advice I was looking for, but sound advice nonetheless guys ... I genuinely appreciate it.

Yeah, sorry, I'm not a social media or thread person... Never done anything like this... Just attempting to find people to know.

It starts with a hello

 

[RandyGG]

Have you ever had an animal of your own?
Do you have any idea how dreadful the idea that some moron you invited from the internet into your private life is going to take your animal away from you? Because they faked who they are.
You need to be trustworthy. And these things take time.

I have... I've got a big boy at home Named Gabe... I also have a little cat named Aria... Yeah... Wouldn't wanna lose em. I get it.

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Listen I am not trying to sound like a dick, but if you can't even chat in a normal thread, maybe it's not the lack of "dating sections" here that is an issue you know?

 

[RandyGG]

Listen I am not trying to sound like a dick, but if you can't even chat in a normal thread, maybe it's not the lack of "dating sections" here that is an issue you know?

I literally just admitted to that fault.... So no need to rub it in... As I said, I'll be trying I guess.... Just inexperienced.

I've PURPOSELY stayed away from the social aspects of the internet and am now regretting it.

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Not rubbing it in man. Literally trying to be helpful.

 

[RandyGG]

Not rubbing it in man. Literally trying to be helpful.

Alright