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GF joking about beastiality

Heyyo3231

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My girlfriend tend to joke about beastiality in normal conversations.

It began after a told a story about a guy who was rumoured to have messed doglick videos to young women. I didn´t said anything negative or judged him. Her reaction was silence and i talked about something else.

After that it begun.

She said she wanted to camp in the wildersness in a tent, when i said that maybe i bear will come in the tent, she replied: wow, that would be a ride ,-)) (She joked about sex)

When we were hiking in the forest and she urinated there, she joked about maybe an elk will show up from nowhere and lick her ass with a huge tongue.

Once, she suddenly said from nowhere: i fuck sheep, but that would be cheating when i am in a relationsship with you.
I didn´t knew what to answer. So weird and i know she doesn´t fuck sheep.

One time she messed funny memes of a dogs and another animal with huge balls.

She told me she had dogsitted her female friends huge male dog in younger years and said it was so cute and that i tried to sit in her lap like a baby.

The last incident were when we talked about dogs in general, i said that i like dogs, play with them, throw stick, pet them and that they have such high energy. She just looked at me and said: eh, are you into beastiality or what?! and acted weirded out and giggled a bit.
Her thoughts instantly gravitate towards beastiality when talking about petting dogs in a neutral context. Hm.

I never met a woman before who joke about this subject or even mentioned it.

What does this mean, is she just joking? fantazising about it? Trying to gauge if i am interested in it after mentioning the story with the pic guy to see if i am a perv?

Any tips how i can went ahead to get the truth.
I am thinking about joking that i plan to buy a big dog, same breed she dogsitted before and say that she can watch it and "play" with it when i am at work, to gauge her reaction.
 
Then again also feel like she caught you maybe looking it up or your search history maybe you are on a zoo page after all i shut my search history off lol
 
She's definitely dropping hints, why you don't know. I'd joke back with her if I was you. The suggestion to mention you don't judge people who are into it is also a winner. Sounds like you have a fun girl! Good luck!
 
my advice here is to message her one of those really harmless and non pornographic dog memes of this forum and add an emoji. Thus she can think about her reply. From my experience this works much better. If you don't live together, text her in the evening.
 
Could always do the the gun to your head question like gun to your head do you fuck a dog kill a dog marry a dog if she says marry be like ohh you would fuck him later wouldnt you
 
That's also good. Keep it playful and make sure both can blame it on alcohol etc. And one more thing, say you think that it is kinda hot. This makes it easier for her to agree ?
 
i just want to say that it definitely sounds like she is trying to let you know without directly letting you know lol. then again she could also just be into feral stuff. (like the artwork and such) but as quite a shy person myself that’s a approach i would take as well just to see how you would react. just be casual about it and i’m sure it will be fine :) sounds like she is already okay with it!
 
Try sending her some comics that deal with beast, but none graphically explicit. They're pretty common. You'll find quite a few on the dog and meme thread. If the topic is at least a subject of humor for her then she shouldn't object. You can slip in one more explicit occasionally. Hopefully she'll start sending you some. You can build from there.
 
I joke about nerd shit all the time but I'm not flying a TARDIS or able to use The Force.
Don't let your excitement for what you HOPE for cloud your judgment my guy
tread lightly
 
Update: when i licked her pussy last time and cuddling in bed afterwards, i asked her which licking method i do she likes best.
She said she liked when i licked her whole pussy with my tongue like a dog.
She's been dropping lots of fairly obvious hints. What more do you need? Given that she's opened the topic repeatedly, you can ask her if that's something she likes. You can add, "You know, I've heard that can be a pretty wild experience."
 
She's been dropping lots of fairly obvious hints. What more do you need? Given that she's opened the topic repeatedly, you can ask her if that's something she likes. You can add, "You know, I've heard that can be a pretty wild experience."
Do you think she fantasizing about it? Maybe even interested? I am thinking about saying next time i lick her pussy gently "time for doggy tongue style" and start licking her wildly like i use to do, and when she about to cum "is this how a dog would lick?" and maybe some later time depending how she reacts "i dont think i can compete with a huge dog tongue" and check her physical and verbal reactions.
 
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Do you think she fantasizing about it? Maybe even interested? I am thinking about saying next time i lick her pussy gently "time for doggy tongue style" and start licking her wildly like i use to do, and when she about to cum "is this how a dog would lick?" and maybe some later time depending how she reacts "i dont think i can compete with a huge dog tongue" and check her physical and verbal reactions.
Since she's been discussing it often, it's likely that she does fantasize about it. You can ask if she wants to role play with you as a dog since she seems interested in that. If that leads to a fun time, then you can ask if she's considered the real thing.
 
Do you think she fantasizing about it? Maybe even interested? I am thinking about saying next time i lick her pussy gently "time for doggy tongue style" and start licking her wildly like i use to do, and when she about to cum "is this how a dog would lick?" and maybe some later time depending how she reacts "i dont think i can compete with a huge dog tongue" and check her physical and verbal reactions.
Dude, just buy a dog dick shaped dildo and see if she is up to play with it.
During your cuddly time, talk dirty to her, make it to a fantasy about it being a real dog doing it, describe what the dog does to her while you use the dildo.
It will be extremely obvious if she is in to it or not.

If she is not in to it (although I doubt that if your description about her are true) you just say that from her jokes and how she liked to be licked you thought that a dildo shaped like that would be interesting to her, but now that you know you will throw it away.
It's just a toy after all.
 
My girlfriend tend to joke about beastiality in normal conversations.

It began after a told a story about a guy who was rumoured to have messed doglick videos to young women. I didn´t said anything negative or judged him. Her reaction was silence and i talked about something else.

After that it begun.

She said she wanted to camp in the wildersness in a tent, when i said that maybe i bear will come in the tent, she replied: wow, that would be a ride ,-)) (She joked about sex)

When we were hiking in the forest and she urinated there, she joked about maybe an elk will show up from nowhere and lick her ass with a huge tongue.

Once, she suddenly said from nowhere: i fuck sheep, but that would be cheating when i am in a relationsship with you.
I didn´t knew what to answer. So weird and i know she doesn´t fuck sheep.

One time she messed funny memes of a dogs and another animal with huge balls.

She told me she had dogsitted her female friends huge male dog in younger years and said it was so cute and that i tried to sit in her lap like a baby.

The last incident were when we talked about dogs in general, i said that i like dogs, play with them, throw stick, pet them and that they have such high energy. She just looked at me and said: eh, are you into beastiality or what?! and acted weirded out and giggled a bit.
Her thoughts instantly gravitate towards beastiality when talking about petting dogs in a neutral context. Hm.

I never met a woman before who joke about this subject or even mentioned it.

What does this mean, is she just joking? fantazising about it? Trying to gauge if i am interested in it after mentioning the story with the pic guy to see if i am a perv?

Any tips how i can went ahead to get the truth.
I am thinking about joking that i plan to buy a big dog, same breed she dogsitted before and say that she can watch it and "play" with it when i am at work, to gauge her reaction.
That sounds like a good plan. Or next time she jokes about it, tell her you would love to see that. Be prepared though, you may have to get that big dog and share her with him.
 
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