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First, getting pregnant and having a dick of any form penetrate your cervix is not happening. <-- is a link.
Now, the only feasible(and potentially very dangerous) way I can see is to give birth and have sex right after, before your womb and cervix have time to shrink and close respectively. I don't know how having a baby sized volume of semen will affect you, but I am certain that trying to let a horse get in there when you get home will probably kill you. This isn't counting possible infections and stuff either.
What I'm wondering is if this is a good idea at all. If it seems likely that a dog, boar, or similarly sized penis can enter in that time and not cause damage then it should be a great relief to those who want such things, as would the knowledge that a bucket of sperm could be poured in them safely. I'm pretty sure that everything I just described is highly dangerous though, if not lethal.
Now, the only feasible(and potentially very dangerous) way I can see is to give birth and have sex right after, before your womb and cervix have time to shrink and close respectively. I don't know how having a baby sized volume of semen will affect you, but I am certain that trying to let a horse get in there when you get home will probably kill you. This isn't counting possible infections and stuff either.
What I'm wondering is if this is a good idea at all. If it seems likely that a dog, boar, or similarly sized penis can enter in that time and not cause damage then it should be a great relief to those who want such things, as would the knowledge that a bucket of sperm could be poured in them safely. I'm pretty sure that everything I just described is highly dangerous though, if not lethal.