the g/f was underwhelmed with her Xmas gift. i may have undershot the target and am on 'notice'! when asked what would make her happy she responded "a week at a farm catering to my carnal desires." i don't think i need to paint anyone a picture. do such places exist? we watch our share of videos. most farm scenes appear situated in latin or east european locations. has anyone heard stories or rumors of accommodating westworld zoos?
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nekdoneco123
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what's "on notice"?
dartel
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Means you've been given warning of something. Generally used to convey "you've fucked up and I'm telling you if you do it again or don't make it right things around going to get a lot worse for you". In terms of his situation he gave her a bad gift and she's expressed her displeasure with it which he "needs to rectify".
Those 90s videos you see are just backyard shots. Possibly someone that got paid to have those videos done. The only "zoo place" is getting to know someone and going from there.
nekdoneco123
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imagine having a relationship so stable it's at any risk because of "unworthy" christmas present...
well, unless the OP is actually full of shit and this is just another flavor of "how do i get to zoo farms which are totally real places".
I don't know but my advice as anon is to find a bnb within a max 1.5-2.0 hour drive time thats rural. obviously its a bit harder than lucking into "granny's old-timey bestiality hut" but talk with your gf about what would make her happy. I sense a bit of a power thing with you two but chances are no matter what the dynamic is she will want to make you happy too even if its a day all for her. Im not great at romance but 30 years of experience tell me that you say something like "Heres this place you'd love. I want to ask for your trust that Im thinking of you." then for example cause im just anon if I was your gf and you said " The dog that lives with the bnb family is hung and I know we can steal some doggy cum" I'd know that you were setting up a special zoo-style surprise for me. Id also know you werent actually going to wing some strangers dog into our room, and that you maybe had a different thing in mind. Ive had fursuit sex before and its fine but if it was like this theoretical: "So now that I made us some breakfast i wanted to talk. Ive been saving up some money to spend on us, and you. I bought a fursuit of a dog breed I know youve always wanted to drain the balls from. I know you, anon, arent way big into roleplay and the thought of being trapped with no car is not your favorite but i think I can show you what you mean to me. Then you would write a small 3 act musical even if you have a crap singing voice like me, find a way to get me a blackberry pie or lemon merangue and support me when I talk with the bnb staff and make friends and acquaintences as i do. Change any of the above but hope it helps. I know how hard zoophilia can be ive been one all my life. If you know your gf isnt being unrealistic and you want to put yourself out there for love I can promise you that whatever happens will b for the best.
Cedaro
Tourist
If you find one in the UK let me know. I really want to be fucked by a boar. I think there must be farms in places like Suffolk or Norfolk. But, because of the illegality of it, I think it's kept very private.
Malebitch4dog
Zooville Settler
Same here id also like to know of any