Theres a chance I may be able to help get you knotted up at some point, or if you were ever looking for one I am in a very unique position to help you aquire the perfect dog if you were ever intent on owning one... I actually own a pet store and do quite alot of business in puppies, as well as knowing many out of state breeders and kennels. I definitely like how submissive you are and where your head is at but you could be thinking bigger.... what if I took you to a breeding kennel with a dozen intact males, tied you down to a breeding stand they use to secure a female breeding dog... and before opening the gates for all the good boys I paraded a bitch in heat in front of them so they go out of control and compete with each other to be the first to impregnate you with a litters worth of k9kum? Hope that idea changes the humidity In your leggings...