Describe the time you got an awkward boner

[Corkscrewsandknots]

Mine was in front of my ex's mom

Completely uncontrollable

Maybe

 

[Chucky123]

When I was 15, swimming in my gf's swimming pool with her family.

 

[OxymoronClaws]

school presentation infront of a class of about 30...

 

[TheLox]

Early teenage years wrestling with a friend.

 

[Taopony]

The last time I was at the zoo

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Replying to a thread about getting awkward boners lol

 

[guykiwi]

stroking a python in a wildlife park...

 

[SovetskiyKozel]

When helping a friend on his farm and the horse next to me starts nibbling and licking the back of my neck.
And Im hard as a rock and can't do a thing about it.

 

[Xorolla]

en casa de mi vecino viendo a su perro mostrar esa hermosa punta roja mientras estaba en una reunión de la comunidad de vecinos, y me tocó hablar, la situación era muy comprometedora

 

[baddaddyk9]

First animal one was at the vets when my dog was getting collected and the girl was smoking hot

 

[splash2121]

Taking a break from dating and letting some time pass for my sanity. I'm in Physical Therapy right now. Worked with a new therapist out of the blue. She is very attractive, seriously, very attractive, and smells so fucking good. She was doing deep tissue work before going into exercises and I got wood right on the table, caught myself by surprise. Pretty sure the issue at hand was work stress, not having female contact in a soft healing way and zero mental preparation. I was on my stomach so not pitching a tent, but pretty sure she knows why it took me so long to get up.