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Describe the time you got an awkward boner

When helping a friend on his farm and the horse next to me starts nibbling and licking the back of my neck.
And Im hard as a rock and can't do a thing about it.
 
en casa de mi vecino viendo a su perro mostrar esa hermosa punta roja mientras estaba en una reunión de la comunidad de vecinos, y me tocó hablar, la situación era muy comprometedora
 
First animal one was at the vets when my dog was getting collected and the girl was smoking hot
 
Taking a break from dating and letting some time pass for my sanity. I'm in Physical Therapy right now. Worked with a new therapist out of the blue. She is very attractive, seriously, very attractive, and smells so fucking good. She was doing deep tissue work before going into exercises and I got wood right on the table, caught myself by surprise. Pretty sure the issue at hand was work stress, not having female contact in a soft healing way and zero mental preparation. I was on my stomach so not pitching a tent, but pretty sure she knows why it took me so long to get up.
 
splash2121 said:
Taking a break from dating and letting some time pass for my sanity. I'm in Physical Therapy right now. Worked with a new therapist out of the blue. She is very attractive, seriously, very attractive, and smells so fucking good. She was doing deep tissue work before going into exercises and I got wood right on the table, caught myself by surprise. Pretty sure the issue at hand was work stress, not having female contact in a soft healing way and zero mental preparation. I was on my stomach so not pitching a tent, but pretty sure she knows why it took me so long to get up.
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I had a very similar situation, I was at my physio for a bulging disk in my back and she's massaging me. I dropped my guard and had some day dreams, then was told to get up and stretch. She saw I was pitching a tent and had a giggle then she apologised for laughing and said she was flattered. I haven't seen her since I was so embarrassed. But my backs been amazing since.
 
Sitting in the front row in my high school class. Teacher sitting in front of me. No she was not hot or attractive. Was thinking of dogs. Hoping noone saw.
 
One time at school I got a boner while on the football field, we were all lined up in a line to do an activity which made it harder to try and readjust to make it not so obvious
 
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