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Creature Cocks Giant Hell-Hound Canine Dildo

wishboner

Esteemed Citizen of ZV
Has anyone seen this monster cock dildo before?

Creature Cocks

Holy shit Batman! Are you into stretching? Want to hear that earth-shattering howl? Would you attempt to ride this monster cock? If so, use this long, red rocket to penetrate your holes. This will definitely stretch you to the hilt. How deep can you get this knot inside you?
  • Overall length: 35.5 inches!
  • Insertable length: 32.5 inches!
  • Narrowest insertable diameter: 6.5 inches!
  • Widest insertable diameter: 11 inches!
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The narrowest insertable diameter is 6.5 inches! I bet someone on here would try it! lol OMG!!!
 
Holy shit it weighs nearly 50 pounds (~22.5kgs) that's insane. I thought the "11 inches in diameter" was a mistake, and that they meant circumference, but no this thing really is that big.
 
Holy shit it weighs nearly 50 pounds (~22.5kgs) that's insane. I thought the "11 inches in diameter" was a mistake, and that they meant circumference, but no this thing really is that big.

Just to save anyone having to work this out - 11 inch diameter is 34.6 inches circumference... let that sit with you for a minute 😅
 
If I had a stupid amount of money, I would keep one of these in my car at all times. When someone does something really bad on the road, I would follow them and wait until they leave their car so I could krazy glue it to their roof.
I would so love to watch that road rage video
Beating them into submission with that huge K9 dildo
 
If I had a stupid amount of money, I would keep one of these in my car at all times. When someone does something really bad on the road, I would follow them and wait until they leave their car so I could krazy glue it to their roof.
While I approve of the idea, the execution may not go so well. I feel like the chemicals in the glue might react with the dildo materials and not adhere properly.

However, I'm fine with someone doing so and proving me wrong.
 
You know im not suprised someone decided to make this thing. It's hilarious 😂

If I bought this it be just a trophy to stand in the corner. Cause it's longer than my arm lol

And trying to take it might destroy something cause I'm a twink.
 
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While I approve of the idea, the execution may not go so well. I feel like the chemicals in the glue might react with the dildo materials and not adhere properly.

However, I'm fine with someone doing so and proving me wrong.
The devil is in the details! You are probably right, I would need to ensure proper adhesive. Or I could retrofit a piece with hardware fasteners into that toy and just make sure that could be used with krazy glue! lol
 
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