Count to ∞!

[FloofyNewfie]

135826

I just wanted to show you my sword ?

If you want to show your sword, take that to the non-zoo men's porn section please!

 

[Daneζ]

135827

I’ve never been to that section, and I don’t intend to start today

 

[YIMBY]

135828
Besides, a sword implies a sheathe. ?

 

[FloofyNewfie]

135829

The only time I ever venture into that part of the forum is for moderator related reasons. Having to look at all those disgusting dicks makes me want to lose my lunch. ?

 

[Daneζ]

135830

 

[ZephyrZoo]

135825

I just wanted to show you my sword ?

I'm 135831 I'm sorry!

OK here's mine

 

[FloofyNewfie]

135832

Y'all have to compare swords to see who's is bigger and who's is thicker!

 

[Daneζ]

135833

The only time I ever venture into that part of the forum is for moderator related reason. Having to look ah all those disgusting dicks makes me want to lose my lunch. ?

no thanks, I already have to look at too many in people’s pfps.

That’s a nice sword! ?️

 

[ZephyrZoo]

135827

I’ve never been to that section, and I don’t intend to start today

135834

This is a zoophilia forum, why do we have a non-zoo section??

And I really wish we could report and ban people with dick pick profiles. So tired of seeing dick.

 

[Daneζ]

135835

Looking back on that picture im not sure why he’s holding the sword like a lefty, when the placement of the scabbard implies he’s right pawed ?

Also, wearing a sword that long on your back is completely impractical and mostly unusable without a very specifically designed scabbard. It does look cool tho!

 

[ZephyrZoo]

135836

135835

Looking back on that picture im not sure why he’s holding the sword like a lefty, when the placement of the scabbard implies he’s right pawed ?

Also, wearing a sword that long on your back is completely impractical and mostly unusable without a very specifically designed scabbard. It does look cool tho!

Skyrim logic, just take a 6 foot broadsword out of your pocket??

 

[Daneζ]

135837

Swords are cool. I wish everyone still carried them. Then I wouldn’t look like such a weirdo when I do it ?

 

[YIMBY]

135838
I don't think there's a specific law here against carrying a sword, but I reckon the police would still harass you over it.

 

[Daneζ]

135839

Af far as I understand our knife laws it’s not illegal as long as you’re not concealing it.

 

[YIMBY]

135840
Knighthood, here we come!

 

[Daneζ]

135841

I haven’t bought a new blade in a while, maybe it’s time.

That’s a lie, I have a problem ?

 

[YIMBY]

135842
Then again, I'm not much of a nobleman...

Spoiler

 

[Daneζ]

135823

A title does not make one noble

 

[ZephyrZoo]

135839

Af far as I understand our knife laws it’s not illegal as long as you’re not concealing it.

135844

I stay in South Africa, we have no laws? I have a huge knife collection, I have two Katanas as well. One shorty 28 inch and a big Damascus 36 inch from cold steel which I actually kept in my car alongside my Mauser M18 during the civil unrest in July last year... Luckily I never had to use it?

 

[Daneζ]

135845

pointy metal, and freedom sticks. Two of my favorite things.

 

[YIMBY]

135846
But a title does make on a knight. Without it, you're a man-at-arms at best.

 

[Daneζ]

135847

I’m a man with arms. ???

 

[YIMBY]

135848

 

[Daneζ]

135849

I have the right to ? ?s

 

[YIMBY]

135850
You have the right to not wear sleeves!

 

[ZephyrZoo]

135851

135850
You have the right to not wear sleeves!

 

[MrsShemon]

135852

@Daneζ and @YIMBY just do something very heroic in a monarchy and that knight title is yours.

 

[Timo35]

135853

 

[YIMBY]

135854
But that means I'd have to deal with King Charles.

 

[Daneζ]

135855