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[MrsShemon]

135815

Afternoon on a spring day in the southern hemisphere, what more is there to ask for?

 

[YIMBY]

135816
An effective treatment for hayfever.

 

[Daneζ]

135817

Am I

 

[YIMBY]

135818

 

[ZephyrZoo]

135817

Am I

135819 Your pfp is a tad difficult to put into emojis

 

[Daneζ]

135820

Your pfp is a tad difficult to put into emojis

That’s why I am

 

[ZephyrZoo]

135821

That's one way of doing it haha

 

[Daneζ]

135822

 

[ZephyrZoo]

135823

 

[FloofyNewfie]

135824

Is that a guy farting while running away? Lol

 

[Daneζ]

135825

I just wanted to show you my sword

 

[FloofyNewfie]

135826

I just wanted to show you my sword

If you want to show your sword, take that to the non-zoo men's porn section please!

 

[Daneζ]

135827

I’ve never been to that section, and I don’t intend to start today

 

[YIMBY]

135828
Besides, a sword implies a sheathe.

 

[FloofyNewfie]

135829

The only time I ever venture into that part of the forum is for moderator related reasons. Having to look at all those disgusting dicks makes me want to lose my lunch.

 

[Daneζ]

135830

 

[ZephyrZoo]

135825

I just wanted to show you my sword

I'm 135831 I'm sorry!

OK here's mine

 

[FloofyNewfie]

135832

Y'all have to compare swords to see who's is bigger and who's is thicker!

 

[Daneζ]

135833

The only time I ever venture into that part of the forum is for moderator related reason. Having to look ah all those disgusting dicks makes me want to lose my lunch.

no thanks, I already have to look at too many in people’s pfps.

That’s a nice sword!

 

[ZephyrZoo]

135827

I’ve never been to that section, and I don’t intend to start today

135834

This is a zoophilia forum, why do we have a non-zoo section??

And I really wish we could report and ban people with dick pick profiles. So tired of seeing dick.

 

[Daneζ]

135835

Looking back on that picture im not sure why he’s holding the sword like a lefty, when the placement of the scabbard implies he’s right pawed

Also, wearing a sword that long on your back is completely impractical and mostly unusable without a very specifically designed scabbard. It does look cool tho!

 

[ZephyrZoo]

135836

135835

Looking back on that picture im not sure why he’s holding the sword like a lefty, when the placement of the scabbard implies he’s right pawed

Also, wearing a sword that long on your back is completely impractical and mostly unusable without a very specifically designed scabbard. It does look cool tho!

Skyrim logic, just take a 6 foot broadsword out of your pocket

 

[Daneζ]

135837

Swords are cool. I wish everyone still carried them. Then I wouldn’t look like such a weirdo when I do it

 

[YIMBY]

135838
I don't think there's a specific law here against carrying a sword, but I reckon the police would still harass you over it.

 

[Daneζ]

135839

Af far as I understand our knife laws it’s not illegal as long as you’re not concealing it.

 

[YIMBY]

135840
Knighthood, here we come!

 

[Daneζ]

135841

I haven’t bought a new blade in a while, maybe it’s time.

That’s a lie, I have a problem

 

[YIMBY]

135842
Then again, I'm not much of a nobleman...

Spoiler

 

[Daneζ]

135823

A title does not make one noble

 

[ZephyrZoo]

135839

Af far as I understand our knife laws it’s not illegal as long as you’re not concealing it.

135844

I stay in South Africa, we have no laws I have a huge knife collection, I have two Katanas as well. One shorty 28 inch and a big Damascus 36 inch from cold steel which I actually kept in my car alongside my Mauser M18 during the civil unrest in July last year... Luckily I never had to use it