Yes, I was just thinking this. My boy also cleans his smegma often enough himself anyway that its not really there for the most part.No cleaning needed. Dogs are pretty self cleaning down there. If there is a drop of smegma in the sheath opening, wipe it away, but the penis it self has pretty much never been dirty over the years I have been using one orally almost every day.
What do you suggest as a good natural dog dick cleaning wash before oral?
Yum!!!!In b4 anyone else says it: thats what your lips and tongue are for.
You don't clean a dogs penis. It's internal, and they clean themselves often, so even when it does get dirty, is cleaned really quick
If you're referring to the flavor, that's not dirty, that's normal, and if you don't like the taste of dog dick, you may want to re-evaluate.
Damnit beat me to the punch.In b4 anyone else says it: thats what your lips and tongue are for.
We're both used to always doing it (oral sex) after his bath, so I've never thought about it.
How often do you bath him?We're both used to always doing it (oral sex) after his bath, so I've never thought about it.
Um say what? You'll wash all the natural oils out that keep his coat healthy washing him that much. So unless he is playing in mud or something that sounds way to often to be healthy for his coat. Twice a month would be far more reasonable unless there is a strong need to do so like he loves rolling in known or unknown, but very stinky substances. But even once a month in most cases will keep your average dog in good condition.It depends, once or twice a week.
I completely agree with thisIn b4 anyone else says it: thats what your lips and tongue are for.
Isn't that too often? Is his short or long-haired? For long haired dogs I understand you shouldn't bath him more than once a month.It depends, once or twice a week.
Well with an orgasm included afterwards as part of the deal, I'm not surprised he loves baths. If you really must bath him so regularly because you don't like how woofy (dog smelling he is) just try and use a very mild soap or shampoo with an appropriate PH level for dogs, that will help minimise damage to the hair from removing his natural protective oils from his coat.Maybe too often but pls don't kill me. My dog has never had any problems with this. He loves baths...
But a return to being serious and attempts at being helpful: if you must do anything, warm water (and nothing else) will suffice. Do NOT add soap or anything artificial, I wouldn't trust it. Odds are too great of a poor reaction on a mucous membrane so delicate. Getting the temperature just-right is going to be the hardest part. Aim a few degrees above body temp, testing on your forearm not your fingers, or use a thermometer rated above 110F since that might be around where you're shooting. And keep in mind that whatever container you transfer it to will steal that heat gain away soon as you pour it in, so strongly try for applying it to him with the same container it was heated in. E.g. a coffee mug. For application I have no idea, since I've never felt the need to do anything remotely like this -- the carnality of scent and taste is the appeal for me, so I would never wash away what he makes there. Nay, I relish it as a treat. But if you simply must suck an odorless, flavorless (joyless?) dog dick, well, then you can try carefully pulling his sheath back and dipping in a mug to give it a few gentle swirls, a spray bottle set to mist not stream, a large-capacity sharpless syringe (30mL+ luer-lock type) or other assorted improvised veterinary irrigation tool. I still kinda feel like this is all folly but its a start.
Mind you I'm not trying to knock anyone here. Not saying you're wrong, OP. But me? I still think y'all are defeating the purpose by all this prep. And my money's on he ain't gonna like your efforts. Ultra-hygienic = boner killer in dogs. In time you'll find its a [happily] acquired taste, so better to just give it a chance? Practice makes perfect. I've been doing this enough years I don't even taste the metal anymore, just the delicious salty salinity. But my guys are on raw diets too, and that makes a world of difference.
Try it but plan on having to suck it up (pun very intended) and enjoy him raw & natural. Who knows. Maybe In a few weeks come back to us with more a page from Dr. Strangelove - or, "How I learned to stop worrying and love his smegma."