Centaur

[JasonP88]

The other night at a social gathering, somehow the subject of centaurs came up (in a platonic way). I joked that it's probably the best of both worlds. Human smarts with a powerful horse body. I can just run wherever I want to go. Don't have to spend money on clothes, etc. My wife, who isn't "in the know" about this particular kink of mine and is a few drinks deep, looks over and says "Horse lower half...yeah, that DOES sound like an improvement." Now, I've low-key tested those waters a few times, and got a general sense of distaste, but I suddenly felt like a teenager trying to suppress an erection in class while fumbling for a response. Ugh, if she only knew.

 

[LinktheKid]

She needs to drink more ?

 

[JasonP88]

She needs to drink more ?

She's a horny drunk, and we drink every weekend. Unfortunately the family dog in neutered, so it's not like something could ever spontaneously just 'happen.' haha

 

[LinktheKid]

She's a horny drunk, and we drink every weekend. Unfortunately the family dog in neutered, so it's not like something could ever spontaneously just 'happen.' haha

Drink again and watch "sleeping dogs lie" (2006)?
It's an idea.