Malebitch4dog
Zooville Settler
So can anyone teach me how to safely get mounted by boar. Like is their a chance their dick could jab and tear uour insides? Im a male for reference. Id welcome and and all advice and guidance
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Malebitch4dog
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Wow ok. Every other board gets replies. Even the reply trying to coast off my question gets a like response. But i get nothing. Wth
Im not sure its something you can teach over message but I'll put some thoughts down as a viewer of many many many boar penis videos.
Step. 0.1: do you have someone irl who can stand by and spot you? get one of those people.
step.1. my family raised pigs for meat a long time ago and though i always disagreed i did help. saying that because for years humans have selectively bred them to be livestock. not pets or wild but livestock. That means: wants to do what the other pigs are doing. If no pigs around: learn from you. they are testosterone machines and have powerful jaws do not underestimate them, they will forget all your training sometimes just like people do.
step.2. never under any circumstances hit your pig, even a slap on the rump. We are all good dog owners and would never hit them but you know how 300 dollars of hose getting chewed up makes you mad? do watercolor. pigs will go from kind and sweet to brutal or just a dick forever if you mistreat them. love grudges.
step.3. "testosterone 2.0. the reckoning" boars have big balls full of cum, and cute razor sharp hooves full of love. Ive seen a few pet pigs. they're more muscular like wiry than fat as pets with good quality pig feed and homecooked meals making their pig hair very lustrous and trademark bristle fur turns to kinda soft bristle fur. Im going to assume that, like me, you want a boar about as long as your knees to your head, and tall enough for a pig, to have plenty of room to play underneath him. Pigs are really good at sharing, and respecting personal space when raised indoor in combo with outdoor. Boars are big animals with tusks, 1/4 wild, 1/2 livestock/ 1/4 domesticated, 5/4 handsome and full of humor. Pigs love jokes, especially happy when a trick plays out on others. They can take a gentle ribbing but dont shove or try too hard or they'll think you suck. its obvious if they think you suck, trust me. just trust on that one.
4. depending on pig type but assuming you like the same kind as me ill hit you with some straight genital facts. The pig penis is in dildo terms a 6 in hardness. Your human hole can absolutely tame the beast but your boar wants to pump and dump the first time as all us men do. They arent horse sized but be careless and your walls may absolutely tear or rip. Id recommend preparing your hole of choice as follows.
5.5 dildo tips. the boars fully erect penis i find is about to their front legs long. find a dildo 1/2 or 3/4th that length. use said dildo to stretch a lot of horizontal or vertical space since if his cock is full in you and fully dumping cum in will be sort of folded over since its very flexible.
6. So you have a sketchy opportunity: Your friends mom has a pig farm and asks you to help. Farmboy pro tip here listen carefully. People on farms do two things. Either think about nothing or think so hard they wanna die. Say something like "I have experience farming. I will go clean the pig pen. please do 'other task' while i listen to music and muck." farmers know cleaning stables of shit can be cathartic and will smile and wave you along. follow all above steps once you have a calm boar and lastly....!
7! safety gear. wear: long sleeve heavy shirt you will sweat like pig, er... well.. yeah haha. Is there a mounting thing you can get into like Yasmine from boar j'adore? try that a little. From wild Algongquin pigs to Princess the Queen's pig one thing I'll say again. Pigs have sharp fucking hooves. They sliced through my reinforced rubber galoshes, they will slice your bare thighs. For this adventure id even suggest something like heavy pants with a slot cut out for air on your and boars sensitive parts cause feeling molten hot cum pool in your deepest guts would suck if you had a belt pinching you.
8. Wrote this cause you seemed discouraged and I want you to know that wherever you go in life theres a fellow zoo and boar enthusiast wishing you luck
Step. 0.1: do you have someone irl who can stand by and spot you? get one of those people.
step.1. my family raised pigs for meat a long time ago and though i always disagreed i did help. saying that because for years humans have selectively bred them to be livestock. not pets or wild but livestock. That means: wants to do what the other pigs are doing. If no pigs around: learn from you. they are testosterone machines and have powerful jaws do not underestimate them, they will forget all your training sometimes just like people do.
step.2. never under any circumstances hit your pig, even a slap on the rump. We are all good dog owners and would never hit them but you know how 300 dollars of hose getting chewed up makes you mad? do watercolor. pigs will go from kind and sweet to brutal or just a dick forever if you mistreat them. love grudges.
step.3. "testosterone 2.0. the reckoning" boars have big balls full of cum, and cute razor sharp hooves full of love. Ive seen a few pet pigs. they're more muscular like wiry than fat as pets with good quality pig feed and homecooked meals making their pig hair very lustrous and trademark bristle fur turns to kinda soft bristle fur. Im going to assume that, like me, you want a boar about as long as your knees to your head, and tall enough for a pig, to have plenty of room to play underneath him. Pigs are really good at sharing, and respecting personal space when raised indoor in combo with outdoor. Boars are big animals with tusks, 1/4 wild, 1/2 livestock/ 1/4 domesticated, 5/4 handsome and full of humor. Pigs love jokes, especially happy when a trick plays out on others. They can take a gentle ribbing but dont shove or try too hard or they'll think you suck. its obvious if they think you suck, trust me. just trust on that one.
4. depending on pig type but assuming you like the same kind as me ill hit you with some straight genital facts. The pig penis is in dildo terms a 6 in hardness. Your human hole can absolutely tame the beast but your boar wants to pump and dump the first time as all us men do. They arent horse sized but be careless and your walls may absolutely tear or rip. Id recommend preparing your hole of choice as follows.
5.5 dildo tips. the boars fully erect penis i find is about to their front legs long. find a dildo 1/2 or 3/4th that length. use said dildo to stretch a lot of horizontal or vertical space since if his cock is full in you and fully dumping cum in will be sort of folded over since its very flexible.
6. So you have a sketchy opportunity: Your friends mom has a pig farm and asks you to help. Farmboy pro tip here listen carefully. People on farms do two things. Either think about nothing or think so hard they wanna die. Say something like "I have experience farming. I will go clean the pig pen. please do 'other task' while i listen to music and muck." farmers know cleaning stables of shit can be cathartic and will smile and wave you along. follow all above steps once you have a calm boar and lastly....!
7! safety gear. wear: long sleeve heavy shirt you will sweat like pig, er... well.. yeah haha. Is there a mounting thing you can get into like Yasmine from boar j'adore? try that a little. From wild Algongquin pigs to Princess the Queen's pig one thing I'll say again. Pigs have sharp fucking hooves. They sliced through my reinforced rubber galoshes, they will slice your bare thighs. For this adventure id even suggest something like heavy pants with a slot cut out for air on your and boars sensitive parts cause feeling molten hot cum pool in your deepest guts would suck if you had a belt pinching you.
8. Wrote this cause you seemed discouraged and I want you to know that wherever you go in life theres a fellow zoo and boar enthusiast wishing you luck
