d3bbievictor
Zooville Settler
Just wondering :3
Best way to get alone time with a horse?
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nekdoneco123
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
have one of your own?
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Zetaman40
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Buy decent acreage and get one of your own, you have to build a bond before you try anything sexual with a horse, remember this is a very large and powerful species were talking about, any other 'fantasy' route may get you caught, trampled by a mistrustful horse that's unfamiliar with you or even shot for trespassing
d3bbievictor
Zooville Settler
Given I dont have a multi-million bank account I was hopping for more realistic suggestions.
It's also just a horse, I have no plans to spook the thing, I was rather hopping to build a relationship with one.
I don't particularly care to fence hop, but getting shot isn't going to be a concern, I'm not american. I'm scots, trespass isn't even a crime here.
I was hopping for more practical suggestions like "here's somewhere you can find places volunteer to groom horses", here's how to feel out the topic with a equine owner.
Horses need beans cleared out regularly, so I was rather hoping to find myself on that route, so what If I get turned on while caring fro a horse and thats my motivation, it's a perfectly normal and practical application.
It's also just a horse, I have no plans to spook the thing, I was rather hopping to build a relationship with one.
I don't particularly care to fence hop, but getting shot isn't going to be a concern, I'm not american. I'm scots, trespass isn't even a crime here.
I was hopping for more practical suggestions like "here's somewhere you can find places volunteer to groom horses", here's how to feel out the topic with a equine owner.
Horses need beans cleared out regularly, so I was rather hoping to find myself on that route, so what If I get turned on while caring fro a horse and thats my motivation, it's a perfectly normal and practical application.
You pretty much answered your own question.
d3bbievictor
Zooville Settler
You don't need to own acreage to keep a horse. You can rent acreage or agist (keep a horse with other horses for some money). This also potentially gives you access to other horses, but i won't recommend messing with other people's horses.
Your options here (cheapest to expensive):
Volunteer at a local riding school/pony club, preferably the one with stables or where they keep horses. Evening shifts often extend into late hours, and in winter it gets dark real early .
Get a job at a stable or some other horse place. Often they hire kids at minimum wage to clean the stalls and do other minor tasks
Good starting point after volunteering.
Free lease a horse. Usually best to get some experience volunteering first. Sometimes free lease comes with free agistment (place to keep a horse), sometimes it doesnt. You still have to buy feed.
Buy own horse. If you aren't planning on riding, companion horses are often given away for free. Biggest cost is agistment and feeds and vet bills if any.
But if you don't have any horse experience, I'd stick to volunteering to start with to get some knowledge and make educated decisions.
caikgoch
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
What you've finally made clear is that you want a stallion. A stallion isn't "just a horse". They are more valuable and more dangerous at the same time. No one is going to let you near their stallion until you have licenses, diplomas, and a reputation. For that reason they are better watched (more cameras) and harder to find. You'll get there faster by buying your own colt.
Yeah, stallions are rare in the general horse world in the West and are mostly kept for breeding purposes. You won't find them in your typical pony club or a barn. Geldings (castrated male horse) and mares are more common.
On the flip side, stallions without papers are worth literally nothing, so can be had very cheaply. But most agistment places don't allow stallions. So you may need to rent acreage if you want stallion of your own, or find a job at a breeding facility.
One word of caution, stallions can be dangerous if you don't know what you're doing, and can seriously hurt you, more so than a regular gelding or mare. It's sort of depends on a horse but generally they are more agressive and sex driven
On the flip side, stallions without papers are worth literally nothing, so can be had very cheaply. But most agistment places don't allow stallions. So you may need to rent acreage if you want stallion of your own, or find a job at a breeding facility.
One word of caution, stallions can be dangerous if you don't know what you're doing, and can seriously hurt you, more so than a regular gelding or mare. It's sort of depends on a horse but generally they are more agressive and sex driven
BishiBashiSpecial
Zooville Settler
This is going to end badly
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Zetaman40
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As was said above, most "pleasure" horses (personal horses for riding, etc) as well as show horses are gelded at a young age to prevent "behavioral issues" so most horses in a regular grooming/maintenance job will be uninterested in sex and or being jerked off (unless you go work for a breeding ranch which is easier said than done, because even then it'll be really difficult to get your boss to agree to letting you be alone with a stallion, unsupervised, unless you have years of expierence with handling stallions) so getting your own colt and imprinting (build a nonsexual connection with) him while young so he trusts you completely is the most "practical" suggestion here if you wanna spend "alone time" with a stallion once they reach sexual maturity.
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d3bbievictor
Zooville Settler
I know a good deal about horses, I grew up in a hunting family. and I can ride one handed, I'm fully aware that stallions are stallions, but this can be reduced via supplements, feed, etc,
What do you eman by agistment?
The problem isn't the horse, it's the home, and the bills. Two grand is considerable, but, possible £100 a month is not. Short of starting a zoo convent, I'm not seeing howto pay for it.
d3bbievictor
Zooville Settler
I said I don't.
Some geldings at the place I've been to quite enjoyed dick play. They would drop and flex, even flared a few times. No cum of course.
Also re stallions, the breeding places I've seen weren't too worried about locking up their stallions. Beginners were told to stay away from the stallions but that was it. More experienced handlers did go and give him a brush etc. He was not too interested in anything sexual outside mares through. Accepted his dick being touched and washed but that was it. In heat mare urine could have helped though, but I didn't have any at the time.
The stable teaser pony was a dream though, he'd come just from holding his shaft and working it up and down, no head stimulation needed
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Zetaman40
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Sorry I just noticed, I misread it. My bad. I don't have any other suggestion. If you can't afford a horse, odds are you won't get an opportunity to be intimate with one that still has an active sex drive. Its not impossible, but highly unlikely you'll come across a stallion any other way that isn't "wild" natured and is willing to let you touch him (even non sexual), let alone come within 10 feet of him if he hasn't known you from a young age or has been around you long enough to trust you to touch him down there in a sexual manner (which could take years of building a connection first)
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Agistment is when you pay someone money to keep your horse in their facility. Usually stables with a paddock and a shelter. Costs around $100 per week. Plus extra for feed. Can be cheaper depending on the facilities. Just a shared paddock with trees and a dam for water and no stables is $30 per week but you got to feed yourself plus do the rugs.
If that's too much, stick to volunteer or stable hand jobs.
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d3bbievictor
Zooville Settler
the smell is the main thing for them, fist a mare, and they should get turned on, it works with specimen taking..
Short of the wild ponies on the moors of exeter I dont know what else.
Is zoo tourism a thing, japan maybe? or south america?
Not that I've heard of. You'd be best to find some local horse zoo willing to share in personals section. Or you can come around to Australia and have a go at mine
If you think that a stallion is "just a horse" you shouldn't be anywhere near one.
d3bbievictor
Zooville Settler
If you don't think that, you ought to be less caviller round other horses, any horse is perfectly capable of ending you. If you don't expect it to behave, it shan't.
Not that I've heard of. You'd be best to find some local horse zoo willing to share in personals section. Or you can come around to Australia and have a go at mine
I'd be honoured, I did try the personals, no takers yet.