Dougal
Tourist
Firstly I have a history of big toys and what I have done may shock, disturb distress, humour or fascinate. I have downsized my toy collection twice before, then purchased a 20" black tactical like toy and also begged return of my 24" red horse dong. This I had to reduce to 20" and sharpen in order to negotiate the second sphincter. Its 5" in diameter or 17 " in circumference at the base, I'm nearly there.
Oh, I have been fisted many times.
My new Ebay toy is tiny in comparison. Its 9" long x 1.5" diameter, its totally submersible, it can vibrate at either end and can get hot at one end but I have not tried that.
My review of it on Ebay is much as I have described below. Not only did they publish it they put the price up from £14 to about £17 expecting a huge demand.
To those who might be shocked, leave now.
Douche for ages beforehand, you don't want a shit storm.
I tied a strong boot lace beneath the larger head, several knots to be sure, to be sure, to be sure. You don't want it to freely travel on its own.
Charging with USB for 30-60 mins, when it stops flashing its charged.
I tied a plastic bag to it also to protect moisture getting into the tiny charging jack socket the bag also provide primary retention. If the bag knot fails I shall know to check the main knot beneath the head.
I favoured taking the larger end first, lots of lube.
With the boot lace hanging out I admit to pushing it beyond (way beyond) finger reach using the now 20" horse dong. Maybe 6" - 8" of horse dong plus 9" of itself. The vibrations in the belly button area are intense. The feeling is weird, wonderful, frightening, peculiar, all the above, I love it.
I reckon in pitch black conditions, I can just make out the glimmer of its lights though my belly, or was that the poppers affecting my eyesight.
However, be careful out there, its A&E or the mortuary if you lose it.
Oh, I have been fisted many times.
My new Ebay toy is tiny in comparison. Its 9" long x 1.5" diameter, its totally submersible, it can vibrate at either end and can get hot at one end but I have not tried that.
My review of it on Ebay is much as I have described below. Not only did they publish it they put the price up from £14 to about £17 expecting a huge demand.
To those who might be shocked, leave now.
Douche for ages beforehand, you don't want a shit storm.
I tied a strong boot lace beneath the larger head, several knots to be sure, to be sure, to be sure. You don't want it to freely travel on its own.
Charging with USB for 30-60 mins, when it stops flashing its charged.
I tied a plastic bag to it also to protect moisture getting into the tiny charging jack socket the bag also provide primary retention. If the bag knot fails I shall know to check the main knot beneath the head.
I favoured taking the larger end first, lots of lube.
With the boot lace hanging out I admit to pushing it beyond (way beyond) finger reach using the now 20" horse dong. Maybe 6" - 8" of horse dong plus 9" of itself. The vibrations in the belly button area are intense. The feeling is weird, wonderful, frightening, peculiar, all the above, I love it.
I reckon in pitch black conditions, I can just make out the glimmer of its lights though my belly, or was that the poppers affecting my eyesight.
However, be careful out there, its A&E or the mortuary if you lose it.
