Beastiality jokes

[carpetmuncher069]

Ok I admit. I copied and pasted this from a banned member on here but I like the rhymes.


Old mother Hubbard when to the cupboard to get her poor dog a bone, but when she bent over Rover took over and gave her a bone of his own ,LOL

Does anybody have any other rhymes/ jokes about beastiality??

 

[carpetmuncher069]

Covid 19 joke= went to the store found no toilet paper. Went home and had my bld do it for me. ( butt licking dog)

 

[carpetmuncher069]

Bump

 

[DuskLuck]

Sadly I don't know any funny rhymes like that or anything, but I find it entertaining so I'll give it a bump as well.

 

[Kazegami]

This guy went around for awhile and people made all sorts of captions.

 

[SxaBeast]

Covid 19 joke= went to the store found no toilet paper. Went home and had my bld do it for me. ( butt licking dog)

A dog named bidette

 

[SxaBeast]

What did the doe say when she came out of the woods?
I'll never do that for 2 bucks again.

 

[dogsarethebest]

The neighbour girl always better , wait , its a dog , damnit!

 

[SxaBeast]

Of all the items on my bucket list, having a 3-way with a cow is probably the most ménage a bull.

 

[dogsarethebest]

I'm once drunk , seen a butt , now I married a horse

 

[SxaBeast]

I'm once drunk , seen a butt , now I married a horse

No offense, ru trying to make sense?

 

[SxaBeast]

 

[jhallec3875]

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Oh god xD

 

[SxaBeast]

Gaawd? Who dat?

 

[jhallec3875]

I am the God


(of horniness)

 

[TNT]

Ok I admit. I copied and pasted this from a banned member on here but I like the rhymes.


Old mother Hubbard when to the cupboard to get her poor dog a bone, but when she bent over Rover took over and gave her a bone of his own ,LOL

Does anybody have any other rhymes/ jokes about beastiality??

Dice Rules (1990)
View attachment Dice Rules 1.05 (1990).mp4

 

[Kazegami]

Another comic

 

[dogsarethebest]

Another comic
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[dogsarethebest]

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