Awkward Zoo Moments with Friends and Family

Max Shepherd

Max Shepherd

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I know I've had a few near misses, strange comments from family, and so on. What is a favorite near miss story or awkward comment about you and your animals? A couple come to mind for me! A female family member who had been smoking for 40 years, remarked glibly in their gravelly smokers voice, "Oh Max, you're all alone with alllll thooooossseee.. dogs!"
 
I learned that horses need their sheathes cleaned on occasion. How did I learn this? My mother confessed to being the one that cleaned our horse’s.

And before anyone thinks this is just her being a responsible horse owner or something, she mentioned it after we randomly passed by a horse with an erection, which she believed was caused by improper cleaning. The entire conversation was about horse penis care and I was not asking any questions to prompt this information.
 
Not so much of a awkward moment more of a son of a bitch moment... I was watching zoo porn in my man cave, my ex didn't know I was into that. We were talking about kinks and I brought up zoophilia (mainly dogs) she said she thinks it's cruel, I said I guess some people could think that. She was just think of men with female dogs, when I said no women with male dogs, she perked up and even said oh ok I could actually see that, makes more sense... I wonder what that would look like. I got so excited I said I can find some... I turned it on, she seemed to be getting into it, then our little one woke up from a nightmare and Mom had to sleep with her. We never brought it up again.
 
I was visiting friends for diner with my ex. They had a husky that was constantly trying to hump me.
When we were all outside, summertime, in the garden at the table I went to the toilet hoping the dog would follow me.
He did, I took him inside the bathroom for a quick masturbation action.
As soon as I got my hands arounds his sheath He's humping and humming like crazy.
I went back to the table, my heartbeat was 200 bpm and I tried to be as cool as possible.
The next morning I went out pretty early to try more with him but he wasn't interested at all!
I think the owner was in doggy sex as well, what do you think?
 
Dweezil5000 said:
I was visiting friends for diner with my ex. They had a husky that was constantly trying to hump me.
When we were all outside, summertime, in the garden at the table I went to the toilet hoping the dog would follow me.
He did, I took him inside the bathroom for a quick masturbation action.
As soon as I got my hands arounds his sheath He's humping and humming like crazy.
I went back to the table, my heartbeat was 200 bpm and I tried to be as cool as possible.
The next morning I went out pretty early to try more with him but he wasn't interested at all!
I think the owner was in doggy sex as well, what do you think?
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That is so hot! Do you have any other experiences? I'd love to hear about them.
 
Dweezil5000 said:
I was visiting friends for diner with my ex. They had a husky that was constantly trying to hump me.
When we were all outside, summertime, in the garden at the table I went to the toilet hoping the dog would follow me.
He did, I took him inside the bathroom for a quick masturbation action.
As soon as I got my hands arounds his sheath He's humping and humming like crazy.
I went back to the table, my heartbeat was 200 bpm and I tried to be as cool as possible.
The next morning I went out pretty early to try more with him but he wasn't interested at all!
I think the owner was in doggy sex as well, what do you think?
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In my experience, re-charge times vary. Turn around time for males is the quickest when a female is in heat of course. Supercharged comes to mind. 8===>~~ When no one is in heat, and say your boy hasn't seen you in a week, there is usually a lot of extra zip between the legs. If you are very regular, once a day seem pretty comfortable. If your husky friend found relief later that night, or that morning before you saw him, could very well be what you suspect.

Did you have a chance to reconnect with him at some point?
 
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