are there any realistic pig dildos?

[labluv658]

im curious if there are any pig dildos on the more realistic side if u know of any please link them below

 

[dartel]

Pencil thin? Curly-q at the end? Just get a crazy straw and call it a day.

 

[labluv658]

Pencil thin? Curly-q at the end? Just get a crazy straw and call it a day.

no flared base tho

 

[dartel]

no flared base tho

Then pass it through a lab flask stopper.

 

[UR20Z]

no flared base tho

Since when does a pig have a flared base on his penis? (None of the ones I've had any dealings did...) Or maybe you've managed to find some new mutant strain of pigs?

 

[labluv658]

Since when does a pig have a flared base on his penis? (None of the ones I've had any dealings did...) Or maybe you've managed to find some new mutant strain of pigs?

dildos all have a flared base for safety has nothing to do with the real thing

 

[UR20Z]

dildos all have a flared base for safety has nothing to do with the real thing

*IF* it's a realistic pig-penis dildo, you'll *NEVER*, no matter how hard you try, have any worries about "losing it" unless you stand somewhere in the neighborhood of 14 feet tall, and have a proportionally oversized coochie.

 

[labluv658]

*IF* it's a realistic pig-penis dildo, you'll *NEVER*, no matter how hard you try, have any worries about "losing it" unless you stand somewhere in the neighborhood of 14 feet tall, and have a proportionally oversized coochie.

fair enough i wasnt aware they were so long

 

[Beastiality Escort]

im curious if there are any pig dildos on the more realistic side if u know of any please link them below

I haven't been able to find any. These appear to be the closest on the market. I'd go for small since pig penises are then, and it has a flared tip kinda like the curl on the end of a pigs tip. https://www.amazon.com/Snake-Backyard-masturbator-Erotic-Golden/dp/B0C3HVDYY1

 

[labluv658]

I haven't been able to find any. These appear to be the closest on the market. I'd go for small since pig penises are then, and it has a flared tip kinda like the curl on the end of a pigs tip. https://www.amazon.com/Snake-Backyard-masturbator-Erotic-Golden/dp/B0C3HVDYY1

in the link it wont let me choose a size and its 84 dollars lol i wouldnt wanna pay that if i cant even choose the size

 

[labluv658]

in the link it wont let me choose a size and its 84 dollars lol

I haven't been able to find any. These appear to be the closest on the market. I'd go for small since pig penises are then, and it has a flared tip kinda like the curl on the end of a pigs tip. https://www.amazon.com/Snake-Backyard-masturbator-Erotic-Golden/dp/B0C3HVDYY1

wish there were more like these

 

[bayareacpl]

in the link it wont let me choose a size and its 84 dollars lol i wouldnt wanna pay that if i cant even choose the size

You must be young, male, or inexperienced (or any combination). That is not an outrageous price for a niche insertable. Quality dicks aren't usually cheap for us. When they are, you get what you pay for.

 

[labluv658]

You must be young, male, or inexperienced (or any combination). That is not an outrageous price for a niche insertable. Quality dicks aren't usually cheap for us. When they are, you get what you pay for.

its shows multiple different sizes id like to be able to pick lol i found another listing on amazon that lets me pick