I wanna RP.
Im a dirty ork barbarian, thirsty from the hunt. I walk up to the inn keep, a busty elf lass, 'a flagon of mead wench' i toss my coin upon the bar. She bends to pour the drink, i roll a nat 20 perception check, she has claw marks on her inner thigh from a dire wolf...
Quick @Zoovillan what do you do?!?!?!?