Anyone ever had a happy-dance injury?

[Ebonstar]

Owwww...

Okay so I was frigging my girl's pussy. She's just wrapping up her first heat and I was getting ready for bed when she walks into the bedroom and aims her rear at me. Of course I know what this means. It means "I want my pussy rubbed".

I wasn't going to, but I figure okay okay I'll give you a good rubbing and then we'll get some sleep. So I sat on my bed while she stood there getting her pussy rubbed for about thirty seconds.

Then I finished and she sniffed and licked my hand for a moment, after which she did a happy dance. Now, a saluki doing the happy dance is quite frantic. They have extremely long legs and can do tail spins at a blinding speed.

I was so amused by this, I rubbed her pussy again because she seemed to want more. So she stood there again and I finished once more.

This time, she did her spins and crazy happy dance right next to me. I tried to keep my legs out of the way as I sat on the edge of my bed.

But... then it happened. She spun around at about Mach 2 and her skull slammed right into my left shin.
Now, there are two important things to remember here.

1- the shin is one of the worst places to get hit by a hard object. It HURTS!
2- dog skulls are made of titanium.

Wow. It's still crazy painful even after 15 minutes.

 

[caikgoch]

Once upon a time I got a ruptured tendon in my arm from trying to catch a happy St Bernard.

 

[Reconscope]

Recently my dog licks me when excited so much she 'dove' her mouth into my stuff i think i hit a tooth it hurts a bit no injury i trust her when she voluntarily does those in heat bjs its a weird wonderful sensation due to she wants my penis so bad she would even lick/bj it to be hard then offer herself to me.

 

[Mare Lover 1975]

I have a 120 pound great labradane and a 850 pound mare, what do you think.

Just imagine if all the guys with mares had the same response to some good pussy play! Probably be a lot less mare content haha.

Horse head nut shot, tail flags and wraps hair around your junk and pulls tight, want me to go on?

 

[caikgoch]

I have a 120 pound great labradane and a 850 pound mare, what do you think.
Horse head nut shot, tail flags and wraps hair around your junk and pulls tight, want me to go on?

And I don't wear steel toed shoes around the dogs.

 

[Mare Lover 1975]

And I don't wear steel toed shoes around the dogs.

Thanks for reminding me, broken toes when you get the bright idea to go play with your just the right height no bucket needed mare while wearing sneakers ?

 

[qweqwe]

mare: even when they affectionately put her nose on your shoulder or give you a little tap with hes nose

 

[Mare Lover 1975]

Hahaha, I have heard enough, I’ll stick with the k9 cranium nut smash... 2-3’ of horse tail lassoed around my junk sounds either very enticing or really problematic haha. I assume it’s the latter considering the subject..

The latter is spot on the money, and yeah ouch, being pinned by a mares ass sounds nice too, but the hip and back problems that come with years of mares pushing backward into and sometimes downwards towards your lap can be beyond painful. I think you K9 only guys have it easy, a half a ton of happy climaxing mare can be deadly ? ♥

 

[qweqwe]

And I don't wear steel toed shoes around the dogs.

I agree !!!! but especially with mares!
mine when she doesn't want me to leave after a good time together, she puts her front foot on mine ... and until I touch her leg she doesn't move it ...
one day I had a pair of "civil" shoes, as she rested her foot and did not feel the stiff toe, she raised her foot immediately and remained with her high leg all worried about receiving a punishment (I hope it is useless say did not receive anything bad)

 

[Mare Lover 1975]

That sounds devastatingly erotic.

Why do you think I now have a very large pony/small horse, I can handle a bit of rough sex with a mare that I can wrap my arms around when she goes wild.
Think of her as a 850 pound labrador if you like.

 

[qweqwe]

Think of her as a 850 pound labrador if you like.

Yes... but with the strength of ten

 

[ZTHorse]

Yes. Happy dance spinning back tailslap to the balls. Turned a boner right into a kneel lol

 

[Andriodog]

Yes. Happy dance spinning back tailslap to the balls. Turned a boner right into a kneel lol

Ouch in every sense of the word.

 

[FloofyNewfie]

I've mentioned this injury before.... but when I complete in my girl, she usually turns around then licks my dick before she does her normal spins and cleans her pussy. Well when she had turned around to clean my dick, she got a little too enthusiastic and ended up snagging my foreskin on her canine tooth, it drew blood. That's about as close as I got to a happy-dance injury.

 

[Andriodog]

I've mentioned this injury before.... but when I complete in my girl, she usually turns around then licks my dick before she does her normal spins and cleans her pussy. Well when she had turned around to clean my dick, she got a little too enthusiastic and ended up snagging my foreskin on her canine tooth, it drew blood. That's about as close as I got to a happy-dance injury.

Yeah. Dogs can be overly into it.

 

[FloofyNewfie]

Yeah. Dogs can be overly into it.

Indeed! It's why I now hold my dick in my hand when I complete in her and she turns around. She licks extremely furiously, like with a passion! It's happened before the the last time it happened was the first time it drew blood. She doesn't mean to do it either, she just gets carried away.

 

[Mare Lover 1975]

Missionary, Mini, Hoof met face when she came the second time ?♥

https://www.zooville.org/threads/mare-lover-1975-and-his-mares.9409/post-175129

 

[FloofyNewfie]

Missionary, Mini, Hoof met face when she came the second time

I saw you video on that.

 

[Mare Lover 1975]

I saw you video on that.

Would you believe it without seeing it ?❤

 

[FloofyNewfie]

Would you believe it without seeing it ?❤

LMAO, yeah I would. From what I've seen of you, you seem pretty honest. Plus it's not the first video of a mare getting plowed missionary. Also, I know like dogs, horses can also cum multiple times. It looks like she got a little too excited, or she wasn't the most keen on that position. It's hard to say.

 

[Mare Lover 1975]

LMAO, yeah I would. From what I've seen of you, you seem pretty honest. Plus it's not the first video of a mare getting plowed missionary. Also, I know like dogs, horses can also cum multiple times. It looks like she got a little too excited, or she wasn't the most keen on that position. It's hard to say.

i meant the hoof to the face ? She didn't mind being on her back for a few minutes, and yeah mares can cum several times during sex. I hit either her G spot or cervix as she just clamped down hard and wanted up faster than I could respond to.

Seen a few short clips as well, one with a fairly large mare too just laid back enjoying herself.

Thank you I do try to be ?