Long story short, I thought I was asexual and never really enjoyed much of anything sexaul with past human partners. Through much soul searching and many years of slowly accepting my zoosexuality, It's clear to me im zoo exclusive and i want to explore my sexuality with my canine parner. He's VERY interested haha. Only problem is, I'm inexperienced, especially with anal. I have the Bernard and Murray sex toys from exotic erotics I want to try, but don't know where to start. I feel dumb for asking, but does anyone have tips or advice for getting into anal?
As someone who got in cold turkey and with zero advice... here's my tips in order:
1.) Buy and install a Bidet first.
This will make prep a LOT cleaner and will enable you to ensure you don't have any happy accidents involving poop. You can essentially use these to give you enemas, if they're powerful enough. And that can help ensure your canine companion has a clean surface to work with (Luxe on amazon makes good ones for this purpose.)
2.) Work a bit more fiber into your diet and avoid spicy foods.
Fiber gives you more solid and consistent shits, which with the bidet, is quite easy to clear out for some fun later in the day.
3.) The quality and type of lube matters more than you'd think.
Silicone toys are great, but you should avoid anything but water-based lube with them unless you want to risk damage to your QUITE expensive toy.
4.) I'd start with practicing in the shower with smaller toys.
I started with ~3-4in toys with a 1.5in thick knot. These can be had for ~$30-$40 on Etsy. They won't satisfy for long, so don't worry about spending too long finding one you like. This'll help you get used to larger insertions and This'll also let you better deal with cleanup incase you underestimate things on the bidet. (As you get more used to anal insertions, you can actually sorta get a 6th sense for how clean you are on the inside.)
5.) TAKE IT SLOW AND USE MORE LUBE THAN YOU THINK.
If you feel any gritty texture, you're either going too fast/too little lube or you need to clean up more on the inside. It's fine to sit there with it inserted for a few minutes and just relax. That's key, relaxation. Relaxing will let you take more in and have it not be painful.
From there? Just take it at your own speed until you feel comfortable enough that you can take his knot.
For your Canine Companion:
1.) Make sure you focus on making your anus stronger on the side. He likes the pressure, especially around the base of the knot. You'll likely have to hold him by a leg to keep him from popping out when he tugs... and he WILL want to tug. That's what he gets the most out of. So, when using that toy, tug the knot when you're using it. The better you can hold while its tugging, the better for him.
2.) Be wary that he does come with *some* lube. Naturally, it's going to slip in easier than your toys, so account for that with the first few times with lube. After that? Once you're comfortable, you probably wont need much, if any unless he's particularly large.
3.) Make sure to be firm with ground rules on WHERE and WHEN he's okay to demand a little fun. He's not gonna understand social convention and you want to avoid him poking lipstick when you've got company over or when you're in public (Unless you're into that, like me ;D)
4.) Make sure he's enjoying it too. Never push him for fun if you're in the mood and he isn't. If he needs a bit of encouragement beyond a min or two of play or belly rubs, you're going too far. If he wants it, you're good to go as often as you like. I've seen some people on here who literally leave it to the choice of their companion as to when AND where it is, but I assume you're probably wanting to play it safer, so this is a good compromise.
5.) If you're knotted, you're going to be there for a while, so don't take it unless you feel 100% SURE you're going to be alone for the next hour or so. His knot likely won't stay long enough, but I've heard of some making it to 1hr plus on especially... horny guys.
