Wolflover2021
Tourist
So when outside and you hear a dog barking, do you wonder if the owners are zoo or not?
Am I the only one?
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I don't usually think about it because of a simple dog barking. However, there are people who, at first glance, behave with their dogs as if they are possible zoos. However, so far, the overwhelming majority of cases have turned out not to be zoos. So just be careful.
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gsdmixg
Guest
Not to be rude but why would you wonder if someone is a zoo from their dog barking?
nekdoneco123
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
i don't really care about other ppl's business and they hopefully don't about mine, too.
also, i live in a village and the general mentality here is "dogs are supposed to guard and don't belong in the house" so it's like 99,9% chance the bark belongs to some poor attention-starved boy/gal condemned to life in a fenced yard with little to no interaction with the outside world and in some cases even with their "owner" who is also nowhere near having anything resembling a sex life.
also, i live in a village and the general mentality here is "dogs are supposed to guard and don't belong in the house" so it's like 99,9% chance the bark belongs to some poor attention-starved boy/gal condemned to life in a fenced yard with little to no interaction with the outside world and in some cases even with their "owner" who is also nowhere near having anything resembling a sex life.
Ted Danson Machine
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
Sure I do. Much in the same way if I ever hear a woman speak (or cough, or make any noise whatsoever) I objectify her and wonder if she's loose and will be down to bang.
No I don't, I just wish they'd make their yapping ass dog shut the fuck up. Seriously what difference does it make whether or not someone else might possibly be having sex with their dog? Neither they or the dog are ever going to give you the time of day nor have sex with you.
Ted Danson Machine
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
Fucking thank you!!!
All these "how to tell if someone is zoo irl" threads are idiotic. I mean, even if they were almost certain someone WAS zoo, wtf would they do with that knowledge? Approach them and strike up a conversation about it? Anyone in their right mind would run away FAST from a person who would do that, regardless of whether they were right or not.
am I getting old and crotchety? lol
Ted Danson Machine
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
Why am I not surprised that thread topic keeps being regurgitated here...It's like, for every one that gets removed, 2 more replace it like a dam Hydra
There is no doxxing happening in those threads.
In fact I have yet to see a single useful advice on identifying zoos in the public ever to arise from this kind of threads.
Any sane zoo would not be dumb enough to be easily identified in the public by wearing a "I am a target, please shoot me" t-shirt.
Tattoos do not serve as a sufficient identifier.
Nobody is using the zeta symbol in any consistent way to be used as an identifier.
Having a dog (while being a woman) makes you a zoo 100% of time regardless of whether you are one.
Point out any way that has been mentioned in those threads that would actually realistically dox someone.
dartel
Prized Citizen of ZV
Dogdaddy69
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
What? WTF? None of you people here were told the secret handshakes and codewords?
Fuck. I think if it was me, I'd ask for my money back, y'all got shanked.
That's no way to run a secret society. I'll be taking this up at the next sacrificial meeting.
Fuck. I think if it was me, I'd ask for my money back, y'all got shanked.
That's no way to run a secret society. I'll be taking this up at the next sacrificial meeting.
amorousdog5
Citizen of Zooville
Now starting to see how common these kinds of threads are. I'm surprised the rest of you haven't gone mad already!
Also, secret handshake is easy to remember. Left hand first, shake once, high five with right hand, take two steps back, drop pants and turn in a circle while barking.
Also, secret handshake is easy to remember. Left hand first, shake once, high five with right hand, take two steps back, drop pants and turn in a circle while barking.
Dogdaddy69
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
lol
Secret. SECRET.......
You can be seen to do it, ya just can't tell people what it is, c'mon man.......
Ok, now just post a vid of you doing it, without your face, obviously, and we'll all forget you spoke it out loud............................
Knot4bitchboi
Tourist
...who'll walk across teh fire for you?
or
---who'll drown in my desire for you?
but honestly no,
dogs bark, cats meow and people often blather =p
or
---who'll drown in my desire for you?
but honestly no,
dogs bark, cats meow and people often blather =p
Wolflover2021
Tourist
was just a question i wondered wasn't trying to make it like other threads at all, I can at least say that much
when i hear a dog barking i think about the dog. some dogs have really nice voices.
true it is better not to think of them as zoos because there are a lot of creepo animal owners as it is, and crypto-zoos are paranoid not friendly to others.
Sonjax
Tourist
I wonder it constantly, or when I see folks out walking their dog or my neighbor who has a horse. I always wonder what they get up to behind closed doors.
Nope, unfortunately not. This has become the new norm here at zooville.
EmVel
Zooville Settler
Nope. But when i see girls walking out big good boys i always wonder if she into or not.
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xXSINNERXx
Guest
Tf? No! ? Most dogs that are barking over here are strays.